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McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
Could I be added to the wait list?

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McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!

Anubis posted:

With Kalensc bowing out McStabby is up, if any of the LMs can get his email put in today we'll be all set to go for tonight and another crazy season of calvinball will come again!

And I even promise not to mess with the draft timer like I did in the mock.

Hopefully I won't be late, but my email is redacted

McStabby fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Sep 6, 2016

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
NEW RULE! NEW RULE!
Fat Guy Touchdown

Week 1: Any fumble or interception returned for a touchdown is worth 500 points.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
Thanks for pointing that out. So now that someone has added in the HC slot, this means that we have to start a HC until a rule change, right?

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
A few of you have too many people set to play so you might want to check that soon. If I'm not mistaken, we're supposed to play 2QB/2RB/2WR/TE/FLEX/DST/K/HC.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!

Nephzinho posted:

So who has the Calvinball? Goodelled has the legit lowest score while Making Fantasy Great Again would've had a higher score if they had played both their QBs (but still would have lost).

A few teams had too many people, so I will wait to throw the Calvinball until Anubis decides their fates.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
I HAVE THE CALVINABALL! I HAVE THE CALVINBALL!
Ahm Awful at Alliteration

You may not start a player whose first and last name begin with the same letter.

New Rule! New Rule!
Laces out, Dan

All kicking scores have Ray Finkle's number (5) added to the end.
Each PAT Made (PAT) 15, Total FG Missed (FGM) -15, FG Made (0-39 yards) (FG0) 35, FG Made (40-49 yards) (FG40) 45, FG Made (50+ yards) (FG50) 55

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!

Anubis posted:

So, and someone feel free to double check/correct me here, current rosters should look like:

QB
RB
RB
WR
WR
TE
TE
K
P
P
DEF

unless someone sneaks another rule in, in the next hour or two.

Shouldn't flex be in there?

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
New Rule! New Rule!
Do the Safety Dance

Safeties are now worth 1000 points.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
Who has the Calvinball this week?

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
Were the point values changed for this weekend? Everything looks like week 2's values.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
NEW RULE! NEW RULE
The Power of Positivity



All negative point values become positive (except passing yards due to OxySnake's rule).

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!

McStabby posted:

New Rule! New Rule!
Do the Safety Dance

Safeties are now worth 1000 points.

This was never updated from last week. Don't know if it affected anything.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
I'm telling on myself, too. Geno Smith didn't make a play.

I'm playing against a vacant team so I don't know what the punishment would be in this case.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
New Rule! New Rule!
You can't skip leg day
Open a RB slot

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
New Rule! New Rule!
FLAWLESS VICTORY
0 points allowed is now worth 1000 points.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
Just to be clear, how many positions do we play?

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!

Marshmallow Blue posted:

Everyone except 1 RB and 1 HC

Thanks, I just wanted to make sure because the team I'm up against is playing one less person than me.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
I forgot until ESPN sent an alert.
New Rule! New Rule!
2flexy4me

Close a flex position.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
So...do we actually have rules this week? I just started work this week, so I didn't remember until now.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
New Rule! New Rule!
Stop kicking your brother!
No kickers this week

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McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
So how many vacant teams do we have at this point?

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