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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

criscodisco posted:

That just means they didn't finish the first time.

lol

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Rond
Mar 2, 2015
no idea

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Of course not, OP

:smith:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

criscodisco posted:

I've blown out hundreds of anuses so I'd say I'm doing something right.

What was his name?
What was his name?
What was his name?

(Pretend I asked this hundreds of times.)

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
I hope to one day find out, op.

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
pro sex-haver here

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
mmmhm

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Women just don't believe me when I explain in meticulous detail how I just gave them an orgasm.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

I don't have sex, sex has me. ;)

MonkeyHate
Oct 11, 2002

Dance, monkey, dance!
Taco Defender
I have 100%ed four females each with Perfect Stealth (4/4 undetected) so yeah.

Baudolino
Apr 1, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I`m the Usain Bolt of loving. Aint no one faster bumpy bumpy BOOM wipe away the cummy, good fun, have a nice life bae. And not a drop of sweat spilt.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Footage of me having sex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60THXYuwLhI

For UK people:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDzfuYHz6U

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
I'm good at sex. You should hear the sounds these women make on the video's that I watch while I pretend that I'm in them too.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

short answer yes with an if, long answer no with a but

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you should see my yelp! review

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I keep going until my hips shatter, whether there's someone next to me or not.:madmax:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I don't think I'm very good at sex. Like that thing about how you have do to a thing/activity for 10.000 hours to become an expert? I think maybe over the span of my life I've had sex for something like..200? 500 hours? maybe? tops? That's barely a novice level amount of time.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
And even then those 10.000 hours can't just be hours you piss away on a hobby level, it has to be 10.000 hours of strenuous training to improve yourself. And I know for sure that I definitely only very seldom have sex in such a way as to try and improve my sex having ability, let alone having strenuous or focused sex.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I don't know how many hours I've been having sex for but I'm p. sure it's way below 10.000 hours.

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
Man im so good at sex you wouldnt even believe. Women dont even call me for seconds cause I gave them a lifetime supply in three pumps or less, dominos doesnt even boast that level of efficiency!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ya i think so, the key is to cum as fast as you can all over her face and then get her the gently caress out of oyur house

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
idk is this good?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dad gay. so what posted:

ya i think so, the key is to cum as fast as you can all over her face and then get her the gently caress out of oyur house
eats. shoots. and leaves.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

eats. shoots. and leaves.

sometimes you have to call the cops on them. ficking cunts

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

afeelgoodpoop posted:

idk is this good?



nws that poo poo

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

every man think they're the best at sex and driving.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

not me man, i crashed my bumpercar

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

you should have seen the wreckage lodged in that one girls snatch

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
https://youtu.be/XSJAxa3Cgl8

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
I'm only good at sex when I'm by myself.

MonkeyHate
Oct 11, 2002

Dance, monkey, dance!
Taco Defender
I'm a virgin but my gf just got pregnant so from a biological standpoint I'm infinitely good at sex.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

As I've grown older it seems like sex is like a blood type. It works with some kinds of people and is lacking with others. I have learned I am not a Universal Fucker.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

ask yr mom.

i'm good. real good.


















i'm not

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
All the women I've had sex with say I'm the best ever, but they probably just said that so I wouldn't murder them. lol think again ladies.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
Not to brag too much, but I come every single time

Drewsky
Dec 29, 2010

I'm amazing at sex. I can't even really remember when I lost my virginity that's how many times I've done it, and man am I good. The honeys love it every time, no question,

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
I'm so good, bitches be wonderin' what happened as I'm running out the door five minutes after it starts

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Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The best.
:dealwithit:

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