criscodisco posted:That just means they didn't finish the first time. lol
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 17:02 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:42 |
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no idea
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 17:02 |
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Of course not, OP
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 17:03 |
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criscodisco posted:I've blown out hundreds of anuses so I'd say I'm doing something right. What was his name? What was his name? What was his name? (Pretend I asked this hundreds of times.)
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 20:51 |
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I hope to one day find out, op.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 20:58 |
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 20:58 |
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pro sex-haver here
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 20:59 |
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mmmhm
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 20:59 |
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Women just don't believe me when I explain in meticulous detail how I just gave them an orgasm.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 21:10 |
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I don't have sex, sex has me.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 21:17 |
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I have 100%ed four females each with Perfect Stealth (4/4 undetected) so yeah.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 21:20 |
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I`m the Usain Bolt of loving. Aint no one faster bumpy bumpy BOOM wipe away the cummy, good fun, have a nice life bae. And not a drop of sweat spilt.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 21:21 |
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Footage of me having sex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60THXYuwLhI For UK people: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDzfuYHz6U
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 21:30 |
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I'm good at sex. You should hear the sounds these women make on the video's that I watch while I pretend that I'm in them too.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 21:37 |
short answer yes with an if, long answer no with a but
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 22:08 |
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you should see my yelp! review
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 22:26 |
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I keep going until my hips shatter, whether there's someone next to me or not.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 22:30 |
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I don't think I'm very good at sex. Like that thing about how you have do to a thing/activity for 10.000 hours to become an expert? I think maybe over the span of my life I've had sex for something like..200? 500 hours? maybe? tops? That's barely a novice level amount of time.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 22:40 |
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And even then those 10.000 hours can't just be hours you piss away on a hobby level, it has to be 10.000 hours of strenuous training to improve yourself. And I know for sure that I definitely only very seldom have sex in such a way as to try and improve my sex having ability, let alone having strenuous or focused sex.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 22:42 |
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I don't know how many hours I've been having sex for but I'm p. sure it's way below 10.000 hours.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 22:44 |
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Man im so good at sex you wouldnt even believe. Women dont even call me for seconds cause I gave them a lifetime supply in three pumps or less, dominos doesnt even boast that level of efficiency!
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 22:53 |
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ya i think so, the key is to cum as fast as you can all over her face and then get her the gently caress out of oyur house
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 22:56 |
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idk is this good?
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:00 |
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dad gay. so what posted:ya i think so, the key is to cum as fast as you can all over her face and then get her the gently caress out of oyur house
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:01 |
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numberoneposter posted:eats. shoots. and leaves. sometimes you have to call the cops on them. ficking cunts
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:01 |
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:04 |
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afeelgoodpoop posted:idk is this good? nws that poo poo
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:05 |
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every man think they're the best at sex and driving.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:10 |
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not me man, i crashed my bumpercar
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:32 |
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you should have seen the wreckage lodged in that one girls snatch
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:32 |
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https://youtu.be/XSJAxa3Cgl8
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:37 |
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I'm only good at sex when I'm by myself.
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:45 |
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I'm a virgin but my gf just got pregnant so from a biological standpoint I'm infinitely good at sex.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 00:07 |
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As I've grown older it seems like sex is like a blood type. It works with some kinds of people and is lacking with others. I have learned I am not a Universal Fucker.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 00:13 |
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ask yr mom. i'm good. real good. i'm not
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 00:31 |
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All the women I've had sex with say I'm the best ever, but they probably just said that so I wouldn't murder them. lol think again ladies.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 01:14 |
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Not to brag too much, but I come every single time
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 03:01 |
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I'm amazing at sex. I can't even really remember when I lost my virginity that's how many times I've done it, and man am I good. The honeys love it every time, no question,
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 03:03 |
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I'm so good, bitches be wonderin' what happened as I'm running out the door five minutes after it starts
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 03:06 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:42 |
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The best.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 03:15 |