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Like, good at getting to have it, or good once I'm having it? Because either way no.
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Butthead posted:I have a big ole cock, but for the life of me I can't figure out how to use it Same, just a giant flaccid cock sitting there goin "welp now what?"
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Sep 6, 2016 08:34
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For me sex is like, you know when you get the Ikea manual and it's like "use the Allen key to attach item D to item H" and you're like "what the gently caress is an Allen key?!"
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Sep 6, 2016 08:37
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You should send her a text tomorrow saying if she comes and gives you sex in the next 30 minutes (starting the sex obviously because just lol if you don't last longer than 30 minutes) then you'll get her a free burrito. Then after the sex (which definitely lasts longer than 30 minutes like I always do every time I have sex) you should laugh at her and not get her a burrito. The you'll be even!!
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Sep 8, 2016 00:12
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Even better have a burrito ready but then eat it inf ront of her!!!
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