If you are really close with your best friend you will want to cuddle him!

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Nirvikalpa: Aug 20, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

I know you are blushing now but later you will say, "Thanks Nirvikalpa!!!"

Everyone needs cuddle and snuggles!!!

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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

I'm very secure in my heterosexuality so I regularly snuggle up to my boyfriends and hug them and cuddle a little you know? It only makes sense

# ? Sep 6, 2016 18:45

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

um... yeah... friends :sweatdrop:

# ? Sep 6, 2016 18:46

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

I like to cuddle but also gently caress

# ? Sep 6, 2016 18:53

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

If anyone tries to be my friend I'll kill myself

# ? Sep 6, 2016 18:55

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Nirvikalpa, there's this dude who's also a sad brokebrain weirdo named dare, you should check him out you'd probably do well together

# ? Sep 6, 2016 18:57

Principals Orifice: Aug 23, 2016; by Lowtax

it's also normal to kiss them on the lips right

# ? Sep 6, 2016 18:59

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Captain Yossarian posted:

I like to gently caress

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:01

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

go back to FYAD Skylark

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:03

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i thot this was a skylark thread

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:04

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Sid Vicious posted:

it's also normal to kiss them on the lips right

Yah

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:06

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want to frot till i drop

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:09

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

numberoneposter posted:

i want to frot till i drop

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:09

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I have slept with all but two of my female best friends. Girl best friends take advantage of drunk Solice. Curse my rogish good looks, and masculinity.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:09

Principals Orifice: Aug 23, 2016; by Lowtax

and like if they put a finger in you're butt but they say it's cool and not gay it's not right

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:11

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Gay is just a social construct

you're not a sheep are you

let him finger you're butt

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:14

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I snuggled once

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:15

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I snuggled once

Sick freak.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:20

Nirvikalpa: Aug 20, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Sid Vicious posted:

it's also normal to kiss them on the lips right

Yes!

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:21

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

sometimes i want to be the little spoon

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:25

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

sometimes you're the spoon and sometimes you're the spork

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:26

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

At which point does the kissing, ball fondling, anal probing cuddling turn into gay sex? asking for friends

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:26

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

it's only gay sex if you say 'hey, is this sex gay' and the other guy says 'oh yeah definitely'

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:29

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

my dick smells like rotting meat

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:32

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Mozi posted:

it's only gay sex if you say 'hey, is this sex gay' and the other guy says 'oh yeah definitely'

Hm, what if the other guy says "this is super gay. Defintely gay sex" but I never asked the question? Does that make ME gay? Or is only he gay? Trying to figure out the rules here before I lick my boys butt

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:37

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

my friend just go by that classic saying ' don't ask, don't tell '!!!

# ? Sep 6, 2016 19:42

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its not gay if the pronouns are feminine

# ? Sep 6, 2016 20:02

Keebler Cookout: Aug 25, 2014; Drinking is important to my well being.

I don't believe in cuddling. If men were meant to cuddle their would be 2 sets of tits,

one pair on her back for me to play with.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 20:29

SOME PIG: Aug 12, 2004; Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

numberoneposter posted:

its not gay if the pronouns are feminine

Good, cause I love to suck her dick.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 20:33

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dethkon posted:

Good, cause I love to suck her dick.

you are in the clear my man, definitely not gay

# ? Sep 6, 2016 20:35

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

I miss skylark. I never know what to do with my boyfriend anymore. Lately we've been fistbumping and eating meat together in lieu of walks on the beach, I need some inspiration badly

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

cuddle my taint with a chainsaw

# ? Sep 6, 2016 20:42

Nirvikalpa: Aug 20, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

numberoneposter posted:

i want to frot till i drop

Underrated. But not relevant to this discussion.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 03:51

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

JakeP posted:

my dick smells like rotting meat

Is the meat fish? You might have ringworm dude get some lotrimin

# ? Sep 7, 2016 03:56

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

hey op how is the men's asses racket going?

have you stored metric tons of various substances in it yet?

or have you invested in the rear end cloud? there you can spin up and spin down men's asses on the fly depending on your enterprise men's asses needs

# ? Sep 7, 2016 03:57

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

"Cuddling" is the word they use when the want to say sex in the Simpsons :wth:

# ? Sep 7, 2016 03:57

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

cuddling is good. heck, it's a lot good

# ? Sep 7, 2016 04:00

SEGA Ass Fisting: Feb 15, 2012; KEEP IT TIGHT!

I'm totally secure in my heterosexuality which is why i let all my guy friends chug me out behind a dumpster.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 04:04

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

i definitely want cuddles with my dog :unsmith:

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The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

I'm really close to my dil, Nirv, in the sense that I will gladly machinegunspear you with him as tagteam temptress twins

# ? Sep 7, 2016 05:46

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