American Sushi is superior to Japanese Sushi

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sentimental snail: Nov 22, 2007; DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?

Argue posted:

i ate sushi with my friend and HIS JAPANESE WIFE in tokyo and she was mixing wasabi into the soy sauce, so i asked her about it and she was like "wtf where did you hear that this is a no-no, japanese people do it all the time"

people do this but it's not "correct" but for japanese people it's okay. if you are a foreigner and do this, your social status drops down to peasant levels

also if you eat sushi instead of sashimi, why even bother eating food at all

# ? Sep 10, 2016 09:39

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:41

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

If you are a western foreigner in Japan you are already superior to them in every way. They exist because we allowed it :getin:

*pours ketchup on sushi* :patriot:

# ? Sep 10, 2016 09:40

Modus Pwnens: Dec 29, 2004

Actually every kind of sushi owns and every way of eating it owns. ナマステ

# ? Sep 10, 2016 09:45

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

The whole deep-fried sushi thing is just to make yesterdays unsold stock edible.

My local place does some horrible thing called "hotdog sushi" which is yesterday's chicken katsu sushi deepfried and with some weird red hotsauce stuff and maybe cheese or something I can't even tell what it is honestly. I got one just to see how horrible they are but it was good and they're cheap as so I usually sneak one on my plate whenever I go, and drown it in soy sauce too. v:)v

# ? Sep 10, 2016 10:50

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Ratios and Tendency posted:

The whole deep-fried sushi thing is just to make yesterdays unsold stock edible.

My local place does some horrible thing called "hotdog sushi" which is yesterday's chicken katsu sushi deepfried and with some weird red hotsauce stuff and maybe cheese or something I can't even tell what it is honestly. I got one just to see how horrible they are but it was good and they're cheap as so I usually sneak one on my plate whenever I go, and drown it in soy sauce too. v:)v

Sometimes things turn out good when you didn't expect them to

# ? Sep 10, 2016 11:00

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

this is a stickup posted:

people do this but it's not "correct" but for japanese people it's okay. if you are a foreigner and do this, your social status drops down to peasant levels

also if you eat sushi instead of sashimi, why even bother eating food at all

Oh no,I wouldn't want the earthly equivalent of the Eldar to think I was beneath their slowly, literally dying culture

# ? Sep 10, 2016 11:57

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

The eldar once ruled the galaxy, Japan has never ruled anything important except Japan

# ? Sep 10, 2016 12:00

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

I don't mix wasabi with soy sauce to "honor the Japanese way" I do it because when its mixed with liquid you get more of the spiciness injected directly into your sinuses.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 13:33

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

I mean if you want to be a little bitch about it, technically the chef should have put enough wasabi on the sushi in the first place so you wouldn't need to add extra. If they didn't that's their loving fault. It's also cool to mix soy sauce and wasabi if you're eating sashimi.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 13:35

skeevy achievements: Feb 25, 2008; by merry exmarx

the wasabi on nigiri is there for anti bacterial purposes and should barely be detectable

if you like wasabi on your sushi add more unless you're concerned about weeb cred

# ? Sep 10, 2016 14:11

sentimental snail: Nov 22, 2007; DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?

the correct answer is always eat sashimi and always add loads of wasabi

# ? Sep 10, 2016 14:28

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

I ate a heaping tablespoon of wasabi once in exchange for my friends covering my $6.99 all you can eat buffet charge and it was instant regret. Throwing it up was 10x worse than eating it though

# ? Sep 10, 2016 14:47

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Fish is the garbage food of the world, an antiquated food that only existed because people couldn't raise and eat god's animal, the cow

# ? Sep 10, 2016 15:34

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

EX250 Type R posted:

I ate a heaping tablespoon of wasabi once in exchange for my friends covering my $6.99 all you can eat buffet charge and it was instant regret. Throwing it up was 10x worse than eating it though

Sounds like it was horse radish

# ? Sep 10, 2016 16:03

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

the correct application of wasabi is always your genitals

some japanese femdom porn involves this, its good

# ? Sep 10, 2016 16:07

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

*bites down on who peeled ginger root, puts wasabi in anus* "alright now where does the fish and rice go?" :jerky:

# ? Sep 10, 2016 16:21

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

*bites down on who peeled ginger root, puts wasabi in anus* "alright now where does the fish and rice go?"

what holes are left?? :confused:

# ? Sep 10, 2016 16:43

Vogler: Feb 6, 2009

Lid posted:

Sounds like it was horse radish

It's always horse radish. You've never had wasabi.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 17:28

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Vogler posted:

It's always horse radish. You've never had wasabi.

I have.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 17:32

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

Lid posted:

Quoting self to remind everyone that this exists.

This is sushi.

This is eel sauce bonanza.

This is wrong.

JIVE rear end ROLLS

also soft shell crab is awesome and a roll with that in it is pretty much the only ok fried roll.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:05

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

Lid posted:

I have.

whoa look at big man money roller over here

# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:52

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Lid posted:

I have.

How does it compare?

# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:17

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

white tuna at an american sushi restaurant is almost never white tuna, it's almost always a kind of fish that gives you the runs

# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:18

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

what holes are left??

they call the last hole the "angel's share"

# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:22

Baudolino: Apr 1, 2010; THUNDERDOME LOSER

The correct way is to use a teaspoon to douse the fishy parts in soy sauce then add a lump of horseradish on top.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 20:10

Doug Sisk: Sep 11, 2001

This is not good sushi, even at a reduced price

# ? Sep 10, 2016 20:48

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

haha is the red thing a bell pepper

# ? Sep 10, 2016 20:57

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

I think it's a fruit roll up

# ? Sep 10, 2016 20:59

Doug Sisk: Sep 11, 2001

EX250 Type R posted:

haha is the red thing a bell pepper

Yes, it was. I don't know why.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:00

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

EX250 Type R posted:

haha is the red thing a bell pepper

Like at least the Cultural Appropriation Roll AKA The California Roll is at least tasty. UK sushi sounds dicey at best.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:15

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Doug Sisk posted:

This is not good sushi, even at a reduced price

The package already told you to eat well, so it's your fault for disobeying.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:34

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

numberoneposter posted:

UK sushi sounds dicey at best.

It's absolutely dire unless you're prepared to pay ��

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:35

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

GiantAmazonianOtter posted:

It's absolutely dire unless you're prepared to pay ��

Three pounds?

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:36

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Not cooked fish is gross

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:41

Doug Sisk: Sep 11, 2001

A 'Yo! Sushi' has opened near me. Despite its loving ridiculous name, is that at least ok quality?

# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:01

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Doug Sisk posted:

This is not good sushi, even at a reduced price

this is what we call in america "gas station sushi"

# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:23

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Doug Sisk posted:

A 'Yo! Sushi' has opened near me. Despite its loving ridiculous name, is that at least ok quality?

I would prefer a place called "OK? Sushi."

# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:26

feld: Feb 11, 2008; Out of nowhere its.....

Feldman

sushi is good

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:05

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

quote:
eat my poo poo
Okay.

this gave me another idea for a product, my first in this thread being the push-pop sushi

this 2nd product is what i'll homeJerky, it's a set of biochemical dip and hangers to process your feces into dried snacks for on-the-go recycleating�

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

feld posted:

sushi is good

i think you have the wrong thread

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:45

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