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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Just go out in public and tell lies?

Nah, I couldn't imagine a person who would talk to strangers and mix truths and lies.

That's just crazy talk. Even Lucifer isn't that evil.

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


I'd do it just for the look on their faces when they realize they've been deceived

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe
no one lies about only drinking ginger ales you can tell from the eyes it isnt a lie

HaveARottenDay
Aug 5, 2013


Since when did Burger King have Pepsi fountain drinks? I can't believe they've done this.

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

HaveARottenDay posted:

Since when did Burger King have Pepsi fountain drinks? I can't believe they've done this.

From the level of discipline appropriate for rowdy teenagers, to the brand of soft drinks served in fast food restaurants, Russia is another world.

So a proper response to "Do you really think someone would do that?" is "Do you really think someone wouldn't in Russia?"

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

What kind of dystopian Hellscape does the OP live in?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
brghbrllghrl

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

what the gently caress

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



I don't usnerstand

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
I think those kids were up to some mischief and that loving badass with the tucked-in shirt just saved them from being shitbags the rest of their lives?

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

MiracleWhale posted:

I don't usnerstand

here it is with the moonspeak bits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWH5znFJSTw

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Dumb kids should know you can kick an adult in the balls and just run away. Also, did that dude poo poo his pants or something?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



haha it sounds like that fat kid with the crown on laughs at the first kid and then he has to do it himself. owned

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I cannot believe the burger king himself was press ganged into floor mopping, what a country

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


sic semper tyrannis

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

VendaGoat posted:

Just go out in public and tell lies?

Nah, I couldn't imagine a person who would talk to strangers and mix truths and lies.

That's just crazy talk. Even Lucifer isn't that evil.

No nobody would do that idiot. :catbert:

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Good behaviour is everybody's responsibility!

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Viruswithshoes posted:

Good behaviour is everybody's responsibility!

Then what are we doing on this forum....name one good thing that a goon has done.

....well besides helping doobie open the dog house.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

max4me posted:

Then what are we doing on this forum....name one good thing that a goon has done.

....well besides helping doobie open the dog house.

bee donations

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
What kinds of jokes do Russian's find funny? I want to make one laugh.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Dean of Swing posted:

What kinds of jokes do Russian's find funny? I want to make one laugh.

How many Russians it take to drink bottle vodka? One hahahahahaha.

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

max4me posted:

Then what are we doing on this forum....name one good thing that a goon has done.

....well besides helping doobie open the dog house.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I enjoy this thread. :twisted:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

I enjoy this thread. :twisted:

im imagining u in a teeny bikini

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

JiveHonky posted:

im imagining u in a teeny bikini

Email Me.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
pedos are bad but random sexiness and gay teen pics are OK

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

he'll inject a bullet into his head soon enough so i dont care about this .gif

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I care about every .gif and I pronounce it dot gif like if you left the t off gift and also added a dot before it

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

Aralan posted:

I care about every .gif and I pronounce it dot gif like if you left the t off gift and also added a dot before it

No no no, you poser. It's pronounced "GIF".

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
that's what i just said

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
I lie to restaurants by going through the drive-thru then just pulling into a parking spot to eat. I'm not actually in a hurry!
Throw away the keys!

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Video owns and we need more of that in america :911:

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

bless

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

MiracleWhale posted:

haha it sounds like that fat kid with the crown on laughs at the first kid and then he has to do it himself. owned

Also because he's fat. That's what he says.

"Why do I gotta?"

"Because you're fat."

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