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did someone already say eat the rear end
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Sep 12, 2016 04:30
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I'd eat a banana
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Sep 12, 2016 04:31
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a hole-y ghost posted:I'd eat a banana 
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Sep 12, 2016 04:31
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If I was immortal and invulnerable, I'd dive into a volcano and meditate at the bottom. Then I would swim out and throw lava rocks at the locals. I'd also eat the rocks in a display of dominance. Same thing but with the Mariana Trench and I'd punch every uglyass fish that dared to swim by.
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Sep 12, 2016 04:37
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any time a woman broke up with me I'd make a big production out of gouging my eyes out with rusty pruning shears and setting myself on fire
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Sep 12, 2016 04:59
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The Bananana posted:Is that how you become innortal? we'll know soon enough
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Sep 12, 2016 05:14
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I'd be very busy around the time that humanity was going extinct trying to save them but the inevitability of death overtakes them and i spend the rest of the life-bearing years of the universe hating silicon-based life
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Sep 12, 2016 05:15
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they just have such concrete opinions. it's easy to pin them down, but they dont budge and nor will they think above their strata
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Sep 12, 2016 05:16
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carbon based life goes like this eee eee eee and silicon based life goes like this ooo ooo ooo
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Sep 12, 2016 05:16
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is my son immortal as well
wow that was an old sig lol
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Sep 12, 2016 05:17
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Celluloid Sam posted:is my son immortal as well yes but only if you don't talk to him or me ever again
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Sep 12, 2016 05:17
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noo
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Sep 12, 2016 05:18
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dookifex_maximus posted:carbon based life goes like this eee eee eee id bring back old timey slurs like sand people to describe them once they force me to dance in their weird glass garden zoo
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Sep 12, 2016 05:18
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hth posted:id bring back old timey slurs like sand people to describe them once they force me to dance in their weird glass garden zoo dude they're tusken raiders you can't just say poo poo like that
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Sep 12, 2016 05:18
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just kidding id jack off in front of whatever sex has the tits
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Sep 12, 2016 05:19
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what do you think silicoid kush tastes like
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Sep 12, 2016 05:20
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hth posted:id bring back old timey slurs like sand people to describe them once they force me to dance in their weird glass garden zoo the glittering crystal display before me undulates strangely. immediately an implant dictates its meaning. "They tell stories about the carbon based life on your planet, that those who lived upon silicon got the silicon into their orifii and this is what caused them to be aggressive" it said. it emanates an audible tone, which my translator describes as a shiver "we assure you, oh emperor of aeons past, that we shall never attempt to usurp nor cast off imperial authority. we take this oath upon our birth stalactites, honored they are to exist upon your new holy capital of Silico Prime" I grin, and wave my hand dismissively. A translation sim pantomimes my meaning to the leader of my new host Galaxy and he departs. "I wish", I say to no one but translators "that you could gently caress crystals"
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Sep 12, 2016 05:24
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dookifex_maximus posted:the glittering crystal display before me undulates strangely. immediately an implant dictates its meaning. holy gently caress, same
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Sep 12, 2016 05:26
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basically the same thing i'm doing, but just focus more on making my immediate family and friends happy for the rest of their lives, then do some real nigga poo poo
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Sep 12, 2016 05:54
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Get myself a sword and be prepared to lop off some peoples heads while hearing Queen in my head all the time.
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Sep 12, 2016 05:59
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dookifex_maximus posted:the glittering crystal display before me undulates strangely. immediately an implant dictates its meaning. fidn a stripper named Crystals
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Sep 12, 2016 06:02
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i would do 2 backflips... no 3
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Sep 12, 2016 06:03
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dookifex_maximus posted:gonna suck being buried in concrete for all eternity as soon as someone with any power tries to ace you, this is why i think the mercenary path is a bad idea, but the first invulnerable ageless human will certainly be its god emperor before long You definitely want to quietly amass a LOT of wealth and power before anyone knows about you. Def a "rule from the shadows" type situation
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Sep 12, 2016 06:40
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I think I'd probably smoke weed every day.
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Sep 12, 2016 06:41
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Crowsbeak posted:Get myself a sword and be prepared to lop off some peoples heads while hearing Queen in my head all the time. Liaten to "I Want to Ride Biiiiiii cy CLE" like two times in a row. You don't even need to be immortal.
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Sep 12, 2016 07:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Glj1WEW8M
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Sep 12, 2016 07:54
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Kick everybody on Earth in the balls in reverse alphabetical order. Zeke Zzypt*, I'm comin' for you. ( *The actual last listing in the actual LA White Pages for a while, back when we still used phone books. He did not live on Zyzzyx Road.)
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Sep 12, 2016 08:26
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consume as much media as possible drink deeply from the goblet of human suffering
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Sep 12, 2016 10:30
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Grab a pump shotgun, a suit of powered armor, and battle demons for all eternity, kicking rear end to such an extreme that hell itself rejects me.
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Sep 12, 2016 11:36
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Inzombiac posted:If I was immortal and invulnerable, I'd dive into a volcano and meditate at the bottom. Then I would swim out and throw lava rocks at the locals. I'd also eat the rocks in a display of dominance. But they're our friends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxOtD7OZ294
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Sep 12, 2016 11:51
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naem posted:You definitely want to quietly amass a LOT of wealth and power before anyone knows about you. Def a "rule from the shadows" type situation Yup, and then when my power is secured I would go about reshaping the population and create a paradise here on earth
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Sep 12, 2016 19:27
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Getting buried in concrete as an immortal is the most hellish thing I wonder how long it would take to go insane
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Sep 12, 2016 20:01
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9/11
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Sep 12, 2016 20:02
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All you people suggesting you would study science to launch the human race into the stars and beyond, why not just do that now?
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Sep 12, 2016 20:15
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935 posted:All you people suggesting you would study science to launch the human race into the stars and beyond, why not just do that now? without immortality that would serious cut into my hentai fart fetish jack time
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Sep 12, 2016 20:19
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Sep 12, 2016 20:26
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I'd probably be one of those sages that lives on top of a huge mountain. I'll give them one question to ask of me, but the answer will always be 'boners.'
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Sep 12, 2016 20:37
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naem posted:I'd start making safe long term investments and put them in a trust, and create several false identities as my own son and grandson, "inheriting" every 50 years or so. Within a lifetime you'd be well off and two or three you'd be filthy rich Try to think of an inner circle that sounds less gay please.
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can I be like 11 instead of the old rear end 28 I now as an immortal being because if so I would get lots of pedophiles arrested and still jump off of everything I bet it would be even scarier if I am 11
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