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naem
May 29, 2011

I'd start making safe long term investments and put them in a trust, and create several false identities as my own son and grandson, "inheriting" every 50 years or so. Within a lifetime you'd be well off and two or three you'd be filthy rich

Then I'd create a massive charitable organization of some sort to try to make the world a better place here and there as I can, with a top secret inner circle called "order of the Falcon" where I make super rich people who want to join wear robes and chant and do weird sex stuff just to laugh at them

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naem
May 29, 2011

dookifex_maximus posted:

gonna suck being buried in concrete for all eternity as soon as someone with any power tries to ace you, this is why i think the mercenary path is a bad idea, but the first invulnerable ageless human will certainly be its god emperor before long

You definitely want to quietly amass a LOT of wealth and power before anyone knows about you. Def a "rule from the shadows" type situation

naem
May 29, 2011

I'd do immortality like lord of the rings elves, who are tall and vaugely magical and don't age and look like a cross between David Bowie and Kate blanchette

Also if your body "dies" your spirit goes to the magical hall of mandos to hang out/relax for a while in a luxury rehab before being reborn as a new elf (I'm pretty sure that's where David Bowie is now)

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