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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > What would you do if you were immortal?
 
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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


 I'd eat the rear end, op

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


 any time a woman broke up with me I'd make a big production out of gouging my eyes out with rusty pruning shears and setting myself on fire

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


 9/11

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015

935 posted:

All you people suggesting you would study science to launch the human race into the stars and beyond, why not just do that now?

without immortality that would serious cut into my hentai fart fetish jack time

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015

GreatGreen posted:

I think I'd only take the deal if I could also travel freely through time at will, alleviating the end-of-the-universe-floating-in-space-black-hell inevitability.

I'd also need to set the rules so that I could only be at one place in time at any given moment in history so that the universe wouldn't eventually become infinitely crowded with infinite instances me from different times at the same time.

I'd also need to be able to teleport to anywhere instantly so I could never be imprisoned.

I'd also need to be able to instantly appear to be any age I wanted at any time.

I'd also need to be able to freely decide to not be immortal anymore, and have the rest of my natural life (continuing from the natural age I chose to appear before deciding to become mortal again) to decide to be immortal again at any time should I want to do that.

what a fuckin diva drat fuckin Hollywood types

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


 everyone knows the only true immortality is to impregnate every woman you can with your viscous, malevolent seed

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