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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I've been reading these threads too much. The other night I had a dream that Clown 9 was going to be the big villain in the next live action Spidey film. It was terrific.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
JJ's bathrobe has a pretty stylish cut to it. Makes him look like an 80s "cool dude" with a jacket and t-shirt combo. He just needs to roll up the sleeves to perfect the look.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Endless Mike posted:

So far Scott has been pretty bad with the whole "secret identity" thing.

That said, they have seem to have implied that Hank's identity is public.

Yeah, I think Newspaper Scott doesn't get how secret identities work.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

irlZaphod posted:



drat, MJ with the sick burn...

MJ Kinda turns into a man in the third panel. Not that there's anything wrong with that :ninja:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

joehonkie posted:

The saddest Jameson.

Mods? Name/avatar change?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
:allears:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Spergminer posted:

I can't believe that superheroes needs to pay for rental cars, isn't there an Avenger fund for that kind of expenses?

Perhaps Scott's using an Avengers company credit card?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
You would think after fappoing him so many times in the dark, Ants would realize he doesn't have night-vision.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Bongo Bill posted:

Right now, he has the strength of a spider. Not the proportional strength.

It's still the proportional strength. He's just the proportion of a regular spider at the moment.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

ImpAtom posted:

He does. It's explicitly one of his powers. The Atom's power is effectively complete mass control.

Yeah. Atom has MORE control over his properties than other shrinkie dinks. Like he can change his mass and density on the fly for some pretty wild effects.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Now turn the leaping spider-man in panel 3 into a plastic action figure.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Newspaper Petey would be dumb enough to try it too.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
You know, I'm starting to think Lee lurks in this thread, the way joking guesses for what will happen next seem to come true.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

ManlyGrunting posted:

:gay:

(I'm already workshopping ship names)

I vote spanter-men

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Yeah, Anty's "...poo poo" expression is gold.

Also I'm positive that Bugle special edition is all about JJ saving the day.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

TwoPair posted:

He's gay! For you!

No!!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
cue a gripping story about Pete and MJ trapped in Donner Pass and nearly resorting to cannibalism, before revealing it was all a trick by Doc Ock or something.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
MJ is a moderately successful b-level actress apparently (starring in straight to video films), she can probably afford a modest used car for her and Pete on a payment plan.

I'm more concerned that the action will probably start long before they hit LA.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

CapnAndy posted:

Seriously. This country is mostly empty, MJ, you're gonna be begging for a plane ticket before you hit Ohio.

I pity them if their route goes through Utah. Like, if you're not in SLC, the state is LITERALLY empty, not just figuratively. As in, flat, infertile earth that stretches so far you can see the curvature of the earth.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Tiggum posted:

I was really confused until I realised you somehow mistyped 6 instead of 2.

I think he means total, not per day.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
The gripping saga of the Parkers having car trouble in Idaho is only just beginning dear readers!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Holy poo poo is NSM a treasure :allears:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Samovar posted:

Something about the shape of the starting 'N' makes me think Thor is somehow going to come about.

Didn't the first Thor movie take place in NM?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I hope some of y'all in the thread are right and it's Thor, only like, Loki's in LA or something so he has to ride with them, and he calleth shotgun, so we get Pete sulking in the back while MJ makes mooneyes over the big muscled dude riding with her.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

FredMSloniker posted:

I wanna see Peter and MJ poke around, find nothing conclusive, and go back to their ultimately very boring road trip while Ronan and Friends have an awesome adventure Spidey just barely missed.

Oh your god, yes.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Ronan is actually now hosting a travel show on Food Network

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
And then at the end of the month they all learn the true meaning of Christmas.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Is Ronan continuing to demand answers from those unconscious men?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
What would make this incredible is if Peter got back in the car too and they just drove away. "Not on MY vacation!"

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I assume that's what he's ripping in the panel.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I like how after Pete's outside, Ronan just holds his hammer out the window. "YES, IT WAS I WHO DID THIS."

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Johnny calm down and have a hostess. You turn all accusey when you're hungry...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

SilverSupernova posted:

I just hope they move on to the next diner where some other villain who's WAY out of Spidey's weight class is waiting. And that Peter keeps being a passive aggressive dick when MJ checks up on him.

Next Time: The High Evolutionary gets gas and drives off without paying!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
best thread about best comic

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I hope every day of this storyline gives us an opportunity to shop in the "gently caress off, Pete" look from MJ :allears:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Jerusalem posted:

I swear this is the last one of these I will make, so as not to run this poo poo into the ground if I haven't already.




Begemot posted:

Never stop :allears:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Cakefarts Carol posted:

This is a good compromise

I like our threadited dysfunctional MJ and Peter relationship

I like how there's barely any deviation involved from the actual scripts to get there.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Yeah, just ripping open the spacecraft instead of looking for like, a door, is kinda a dick maneuver there Parker.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Babby Groot then.

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