What if Seinfeld was set during the Austro-Prussian War of German Unity?

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Fidel Cuckstro: Jul 2, 2007

Jerry and company would probably have a lot of funny things to say about the two different styles of German Federation that would come from either country's victory. Maybe Emperor Franz Joseph as Steinbrenner? Or vice-versa?

Just thinking about funny moments in history, enhanced by the irreverent comedy of Mr. Jerry Seinfeld.

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Fidel Cuckstro: Jul 2, 2007

Jerry in the cold open: You think Bohemia would be part of Gro�deutschland?? Czech me out of that one!!

hahaha -me laughing at that scene

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Fidel Cuckstro: Jul 2, 2007

*A Prussian Hun attempts to take Elaine as a spoil of war*

Elaine: Get! Out! (shoves soldier)

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Fidel Cuckstro: Jul 2, 2007

Seinfeld [Dressed in full Austrian Military Regalia]: But I don't wanna go to Sarajevo!

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Fidel Cuckstro: Jul 2, 2007

Moltke posted:

George: Well, we had stopped pursuing the Spanish throne, uh, we told the French ambassador, and, uh, yada yada yada, we're at war now.

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Jerry makes Elaine laugh during a Richard Wagner opera by displaying a funny doll.
Wagner resents jews for the rest of his life.

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Fidel Cuckstro: Jul 2, 2007

Moltke posted:

Babu Benedek: QUIET! You shut up! You make me not counterattack, but then Kronprinz Friedrich come! You say, "retreat to Elbe," Babu Benedek only know Italian terrain! But where is Benedek army? You see army? Show me army! There IS no army!

Jerry: You know, I think I'll just take the check.

Babu Benedek: You bad adjutant! You very very bad adjutant!

Bitter Mushroom posted:

Major General Von Kramer surveys his massed hussar cavalry

Kramer: Giddyup.

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Jerry: there is in fact nothing to connect me to Ferdinand Cohen-Blind.

George : Can we go now ?

Newman: Not so fast pretty boy . There is more to this sorted little affair.

Jerry : Oh my god !!

Newman : This ferrotype clearly indicates your involvement in some ill-conceived mail order pornography ring .As does this one found in the same disturbing packet.

I am proud of everyone.

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Fidel Cuckstro: Jul 2, 2007

Fraulein, impatient with Jerry: What's my name?

Jerry: Erscham?

Fraulein storms out

Jerry runs to window: Chloris!!

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Fidel Cuckstro: Jul 2, 2007

Jerry Seinfeld: But... are you still Master of your domain?

Maria Theresa (ghost): I'm queen of the castle.

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Fidel Cuckstro: Jul 2, 2007

Drink Cheerwine posted:

KRAMER: Now, it's called the blow.

FRANK: Or, the grenadier.

KRAMER: Yeah, but I prefer the blow.

FRANK: I like grenadier.

FRANZ JOSEPH I: Well, I have to tell you, it's a very interesting idea.

I'm 5'ing my own thread.

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Fidel Cuckstro: Jul 2, 2007

b-minus1 posted:

Can someone who knows this topic well please make a good "who is this/uncle Leo??" post. Tia

Jerry, reading telegram: Hello?

Telegram- voiceover by George: Jerry you have to send help the Prussians mobilized faster than us their timetables are more advanced they've already hit Trutnov we've taken heavy losses please we need reinforcements!

Jerry: Who is this? Uncle Leo?

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