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Jerry and company would probably have a lot of funny things to say about the two different styles of German Federation that would come from either country's victory. Maybe Emperor Franz Joseph as Steinbrenner? Or vice-versa? Just thinking about funny moments in history, enhanced by the irreverent comedy of Mr. Jerry Seinfeld.
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Sep 12, 2016 16:31
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these brautwurst are making me thirsty
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Sep 12, 2016 16:32
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Jerry in the cold open: You think Bohemia would be part of Großdeutschland?? Czech me out of that one!! hahaha -me laughing at that scene
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INT MOENCHKELLER GEORGE [between slurps of Moppelkotze]: "You gotta go to Wien, Jerry. The Mädels there have no absolutely no self-discipline. Exceptional city." JERRY [looking over rim of mucky beer glass]: "Wien? But the broads from Magdeburg can't be beat! You know that!" GEORGE [staring intensely from monocled eye]: "Jerry, these girls make Magdeburgers look like Eppendorfers. It's outrageous." JERRY [rolling eyes beneath brimmed cap]: "Alriiight, I'll go I guess. But if I'm not bringing an armful of Dirndls back with me, it was a wasted trip." jBrereton fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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Sep 12, 2016 16:40
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And don't get me started on how bratwurst shrinks in cold water.
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Sep 12, 2016 16:44
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im a historian and even i wouldn't watch that. everyone knows the real action was the Franco-Prussian war
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Sep 12, 2016 16:45
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*A Prussian Hun attempts to take Elaine as a spoil of war* Elaine: Get! Out! (shoves soldier)
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Sep 12, 2016 16:45
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Seinfeld [Dressed in full Austrian Military Regalia]: But I don't wanna go to Sarajevo!
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Sep 12, 2016 16:47
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Seinfeld [Dressed in full Austrian Military Regalia]: But I don't wanna go to Sarajevo! Hahaha
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Sep 12, 2016 16:55
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Was there anyone competent enough to be Bismarck in Seinfeld?
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Sep 12, 2016 16:57
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dumbkopf kramer! achtung!
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Sep 12, 2016 16:58
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The soup guy would be exactly the same
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Sep 12, 2016 17:01
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Was there anyone competent enough to be Bismarck in Seinfeld? the soup nazi had his poo poo togeather
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George: Well, we had stopped pursuing the Spanish throne, uh, we told the French ambassador, and, uh, yada yada yada, we're at war now.
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Sep 12, 2016 17:08
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Was there anyone competent enough to be Bismarck in Seinfeld? bismarck was only sort of competent so newman basically
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Sep 12, 2016 17:11
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A young Friedrich Nietzsche pens his essay: those self serving cunts at the café.
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Sep 12, 2016 17:13
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*Kramer bursts through the salon door in wearing a white overcoat and dandy trousers* KRAMER: "Guys, we've got this Kulturkampf the whole wrong way around! They really know how to swing in Austria!" JERRY: "You keep showing up in those Vienna clothes and you'll be swinging from a noose!" KRAMER: "Then I'll die with a smile on my face, Jer'! Better than going out from a heart attack like one of those Junkers!" JERRY: "Geez."
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Sep 12, 2016 17:22
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Jerry makes Elaine laugh during a Richard Wagner opera by displaying a funny doll. Wagner resents jews for the rest of his life.
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Sep 12, 2016 17:35
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Moltke posted:George: Well, we had stopped pursuing the Spanish throne, uh, we told the French ambassador, and, uh, yada yada yada, we're at war now. Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Jerry makes Elaine laugh during a Richard Wagner opera by displaying a funny doll.
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Sep 12, 2016 17:39
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It sounds a lot more upbeat than Seinfeld set during the 30 years war.
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Sep 12, 2016 18:08
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i was gonna post almost this exact same thread but for the franco prussian war but you've done a better job that i would have with the concept OP good stuff
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Jerry: there is in fact nothing to connect me to Ferdinand Cohen-Blind. George : Can we go now ? Newman: Not so fast pretty boy . There is more to this sorted little affair. Jerry : Oh my god !! Newman : This ferrotype clearly indicates your involvement in some ill-conceived mail order pornography ring .As does this one found in the same disturbing packet.
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Sep 12, 2016 18:35
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Jerry in the cold open: You think Bohemia would be part of Großdeutschland?? Czech me out of that one!! hahaa - me laughing at your posts and thread.
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Sep 12, 2016 18:35
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Junker! I barely knew her!
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Sep 12, 2016 18:43
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Shut up and point me to the kickstarter.
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Sep 12, 2016 18:44
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Major General Von Kramer surveys his massed hussar cavalry Kramer: Giddyup. 
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Sep 12, 2016 18:50
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This thread is already funnier than it has a right to be.
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Sep 12, 2016 18:59
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*Cut to Van Monk's* Elaine: I must've had at least eight in my mouth. I couldn't talk! I couldn't talk! Jerry: Why'd you have to eat so many? Elaine: Because they're Salonzuckerl. I like them. I didn't know it would start a chain reaction that would lead to the Battle of Königgrätz! Jerry: Not to mention the end of Kramer's cavalry regiment.
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Babu Benedek: QUIET! You shut up! You make me not counterattack, but then Kronprinz Friedrich come! You say, "retreat to Elbe," Babu Benedek only know Italian terrain! But where is Benedek army? You see army? Show me army! There IS no army! Jerry: You know, I think I'll just take the check. Babu Benedek: You bad adjutant! You very very bad adjutant!
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Sep 12, 2016 20:20
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"What's the deal with Kaiserliche und Königliche Luftfahrtruppen food?"
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Moltke posted:Babu Benedek: QUIET! You shut up! You make me not counterattack, but then Kronprinz Friedrich come! You say, "retreat to Elbe," Babu Benedek only know Italian terrain! But where is Benedek army? You see army? Show me army! There IS no army! Bitter Mushroom posted:Major General Von Kramer surveys his massed hussar cavalry Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Jerry: there is in fact nothing to connect me to Ferdinand Cohen-Blind. I am proud of everyone.
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george calls jerry from birkenau yelling incoherently at a fast pace *jerry picks up phone and clearly hears it is george* "wo weilest du???" ts eliot didnt teach me enough german to do this joke properly
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Sep 12, 2016 20:36
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i dont know anything about history. the astro-prussian war of german what now? 
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General Costanza: Yeah, well the Königgrätz 4th Corps jerk division sent out a telegram, they're running out of you! Pvt. Reilly: So what? You're their commanding officer! General Costanza: I'm serious, we are experiencing heavy casualties, prepare for deployment.
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Get this The soup nazi guy plays Johann Nikolaus von Dreyse, and he's selling his needle guns Jerrgi, a Habsburg retainer, comes into his shop and forgets about goose stepping This angers Dreyse and he sells his guns to Numan (Prussian dandy) instead. Then Kramer tries to lead his Austrian troops in a bayonet charge and ends up calling Otto v. Bismarck a friend of the family.
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Sep 12, 2016 21:25
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Jerry: What's the deal with Life Guards? It's not like you ever see them at the beach! I never saw a guy on baywatch wearing a four foot hat with a spike on it
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George Custoza
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It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong. – Napoleon III
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Mein Liebling ist Chandler
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