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George: Well, we had stopped pursuing the Spanish throne, uh, we told the French ambassador, and, uh, yada yada yada, we're at war now.
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Babu Benedek: QUIET! You shut up! You make me not counterattack, but then Kronprinz Friedrich come! You say, "retreat to Elbe," Babu Benedek only know Italian terrain! But where is Benedek army? You see army? Show me army! There IS no army! Jerry: You know, I think I'll just take the check. Babu Benedek: You bad adjutant! You very very bad adjutant!
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[George enters in Puffy Hussar's Greatcoat] Elaine: Huh, what is that? Ha! George: What? Jerry: When did you get that? George: This week. I joined the Szekler Hussars. The Greatcoat is Győr-Tex. You know about Győr-Tex? Jerry: You like saying Győr-Tex, don't you? Elaine: You can't even turn around in that thing. Jerry: Look at this [starts hitting George] Elaine: Hey George, can you feel this? [they are hitting his Greatcoat] George: All right, all right. KNOCK IT OFF. Moltke fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Sep 13, 2016 |
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Duke of Holstein: Why did you force that Zollverein on me? Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Zollverein, it's economical, it's diplomatic, it's delicious! Duke of Holstein: Yeah, that's true. Kramer: It's very refreshing!!!
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Bania (reading from paper): Why do they call it Königgrätz? The losses were heavy. The war was lost. They should call it Königbädz. (looks up): That's Gold, Jerry! Gold!
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