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Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

it feels good and generally keeps my body from falling apart

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I like watching other people feel ashamed at not going to the gym when they see me leaving the gym. Sometimes I don't work out, I just go in and splash water on myself and leave.

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe
arnie says its like cumming

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
to find Lan Di and avenge my father.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
allegedly to stay alive but when I think about it, Id prefer to die a natural death

edit: I got rhabdo and everyone made fun of me for working out but its fine now

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
To get laid. But it got boring because there wasn't much challenge anymore, so I've been gradually getting fatter/poorer/less hygiene conscious and playing on hard mode. It can get a little frustrating, but my eye-hand coordination has seriously improved.

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe

Jose Mengelez posted:

to find Lan Di and avenge my father.



exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


hell demons

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
"gotta get to work" 🚲

"gotta get home" 🚲

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
your mom OP!!!!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I enjoy seeing my penis.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

your mom OP!!!!

Well my mom is a teacher so shes pretty good at motivating people. Are you one of her students?

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

VendaGoat posted:

I enjoy seeing my penis.

That's nice, but it's making everyone else a bit uncomfortable.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Frankenstyle posted:

That's nice, but it's making everyone else a bit uncomfortable.

Clearly, you can see I'm nuts.

Wait, I think I cocked that one up.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I go to Planet Fitness for the free pizza day

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Mein Eyes! posted:

"gotta get to work" 🚲

"gotta get home" 🚲

Cycling isn't a workout you gabagoon.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Archer666 posted:

I want to make fun of fat people

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx
looking good, being healthy, fitting into great clothes, being able to look down on the other 99% of the population who don't exercise 7 days a week like I do

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
I don't want to die 10 years early because I'm a fat gently caress. That's pretty much it.

sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this
Can one say what is about what is not?

Cinderful
Feb 12, 2006

OP, when I started going, I didn't really expect the surge in sex drive that started after week 2. Now that I'm coasting on it, I can't stop because I don't want to go back to deciding I'd rather be an Orc than be gettin it.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
i have none and dont fat shame me please

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
:feelsgood:

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

shoophobo posted:

I lost the motivation a while ago. Playing with the idea of joining a local MMA/boxing for strength training and something different then mindlessly using machines.
need to get the weight loss back on track since I've seemed to hit a plateau with diet alone.
:effort:

People worked out thousands of years before the first gym.
Just go oldschool - pushups, pullups, squats, bridging, handstands.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
And im not talking bout some hippy crossfit, i mean primordial mastodonic strength training.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

so i can post up more effectively

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
Forget the aesthetic crew or anyone in great shape, I'm moved to lift by ordinary everyday people. The people on the streets, in the offices, everyone with stick limbs and a gut who eats an excess of sugary food and can't control their impulses. Highly inspiring. Don't be those people.

ANGRYGREEK
May 3, 2007

If you meet the Storm Spirit on the lane, gank him.
Did you see the chicks in those gyms? I mean goddamn, woah. Like, wow. DAAAAAYUMM SON. rear end in skin tight pants all day everyday.

Anyway, my motivation is because I'm fat.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Tendai posted:

I don't want to die 10 years early because I'm a fat gently caress. That's pretty much it.

Yeah, but that means you live to 90, instead of 80.

No one who's 80 gives a gently caress if they dropped dead the next day.

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

Fairly passive posted:

Forget the aesthetic crew or anyone in great shape, I'm moved to lift by ordinary everyday people. The people on the streets, in the offices, everyone with stick limbs and a gut who eats an excess of sugary food and can't control their impulses. Highly inspiring. Don't be those people.

Yeah I go in the gym because I don't want to wake up one day and be like "oh poo poo it happened to me as well"

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Battling against goon genetics.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I wanna be a tough old guy that can still beat up people more than a 3rd of my age.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yeah, but that means you live to 90, instead of 80.

No one who's 80 gives a gently caress if they dropped dead the next day.

No one who's fat makes it to 80

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Wicker Man posted:

I wanna be a tough old guy that can still beat up people more than a 3rd of my age.

Which is why i go to the park and beat up 10year olds.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Cigstomper58 posted:

I've been hitting the gym harder than usual the last few months. Starting to see results but I'm not there yet.

Whats your motivation to continue?

My goal is to be able to look into the mirror and seriously say "Would you gently caress me? I'd gently caress me. I'd gently caress me hard"

To gently caress bad bitches

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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

I get mad pussy while looking like a potato man, so i want to see how much more i get with a tite bod.

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