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she was a good boy and did everything perfect except for dying.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:18 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:11 |
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worst card cheat I ever saw
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:19 |
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What an idiot!
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:19 |
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She was into this band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwd1uWzg_A and this band being played at once https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNO9gGqsSN4
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:20 |
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He is dead, and now we're all gay.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:20 |
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dead gay so what
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:20 |
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he was gay and had a kid now he's dead his name was sid
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:20 |
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Sid Vicious posted:he was gay and had a kid now he's dead his name was sid children are the real killers its true
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:21 |
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Couldn't finish that last post.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:23 |
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his name was justin and he died just in the nick of time eyyyyy
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:23 |
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I was just sayin' how much we was needin' a figurine.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:32 |
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~Everyone needs someone to keep time of the music~
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:33 |
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He died
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:33 |
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What a relief.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:36 |
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Here lies Kuato, he sure did enjoy hookers, beer and gambling
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:37 |
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Here lies Hector He always scored
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:37 |
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*tinks the intro to tool's song 'eulogy' on a nearby beer bottle*
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:41 |
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'This man did not wash his anus thoroughly enough.'
Bert Roberge fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Sep 15, 2016 |
# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:41 |
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Drad_Bert was here krusty.jpg
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:41 |
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JiveHonky posted:krusty.jpg
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:58 |
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:00 |
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He still owes people lots of money
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:03 |
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free drad
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:05 |
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Souled out.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:05 |
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Rivethead always said that life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. This is why his life was poo poo.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:33 |
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"He died as he lived, at the strip club"
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:39 |
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He'll never be the head of a major corporation
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:40 |
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dead gay, so what edit: gently caress beaten EugeneJ fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Sep 15, 2016 |
# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:41 |
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dare's answer to everything was popularizing witch house
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:43 |
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my body is failing these burgs are still grilling this klown is down
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:58 |
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ya know when I was a kid there was only one stage in my small town. It was at the funeral home, it had enough seating to host events, the proper environment, a flock of people would certainly be there. I saw my first magic show there. I was so astounded by the tricks I myself desperately wanted to be a magician. I collected all the stuff all the props and gadgets, and soon the hand gestures and movements then the patter, then the humor, then the audience and following, and then the sense of wonder filled in between. I practiced it everyday and my best friend helped me out, as my assistant. We were very close and had grown up together. We being the same age, and I being an only child I had grown very close to her, I though to of her as my own sister. Anyway as I practiced for my first big gig, the big event that would take me away from the small town and give me a mass of minds to control, my assistant, she contracted meningitis and died. In three days it happened, a sick cough, slight fever Friday, and dead by Monday. The helicopter landed right on my lawn to take off. They hosted her funeral right on that very stage I learned my magic tricks. How grim, how gruesome, how unamazing life was. A sick absurd joke. I dropped my wizard hat and wand right there. This speech is definitely about religion and not really something that happened to me, or maybe it did gently caress you I'm dead anyway.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 18:03 |
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I may be gone, but Rock and Roll lives on.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 18:09 |
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dead gay so what
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 18:10 |
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look behind you! made you look, haha
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 18:11 |
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....who?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 18:11 |
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fun fact, eulogies used to be inscribed on giant logs, hence the term 'eul log' (commonly misspelled 'yule')
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 18:12 |
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he was a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and his butt smelled and he liked to kiss my own butt
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 18:12 |
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peperony and chease is bad for you
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 18:20 |
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Died loving 4 big tittied ladies
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 18:21 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:11 |
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does anyone know who this guy is?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 18:22 |