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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Tony Phillips posted:

Guess what page the thread will be on when the election is called for Hillary, and win a prize!

201 feels about right

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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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TapTheForwardAssist posted:

It's okay, you say "Walpurgisnacht" and "Samhain" here, no normies around.

What about Ostara and Mabon celebrators? :ohdear:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Icon Of Sin posted:

From the live thread:

quote:

To: Yaelle

Okay, he didn’t do as well. Look at who he is and that is not a politician. Gingrich was right, let Trump be Trump as it is what got him this far. If he was a politician, he got creamed. He isn’t. He is Trump and by God it’s working. Luntz and his focus groups are giving him the win with Independts.

4,208 posted on 9/26/2016, 11:04:34 PM by navymom1
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Didn't Luntz say the exact opposite of this?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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xthetenth posted:

I know of at least one novel series that got going because playboy published its first few chapters.

I'm trying to remember who it was but it was some big name author, was it Stephen King who said "I'll never fire my agent, he got me into Playboy"?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Don't feel too bad, as long as the freep thread exists he will always live on in our hearts :unsmith:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Neo_Crimson posted:

May dalereed find a good perch on top of Khorne's Throne of Skulls! :black101:

Khorne considers wanton slaughter of the weak and defenseless to be beneath him and would consider Dalereed's demands to Nuke Mecca a complete waste of time and good nukes. He's partying over in Nurgle's garden because he spent his whole life spreading toxicity wherever he went and things that would kill countless lesser men only made him stronger

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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McGlockenshire posted:

quote:

To: Reno89519

There are no guarantees in politics. However, if Satan himself, properly credentialed, agreed to take $50,000 in exchange for a guaranteed Trump win, I would write the check today.

14 posted on 9/30/2016, 10:52:01 AM by William Tell

You fool! There's a million books, short stories and a couple Twilight Zone episodes about this! Sure your orange savior would get elected and maybe even spend some time in the White House, but then there would be a coup on January 21st and then you'd have a thousand years of zombie Stalin to look forward to :v:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Night10194 posted:

I'm really looking forward to watching Freep turn on Trump hardcore the second he loses.

Eh, they'll whine and moan about the rigged system for at least a few months before zeroing in on a brand new One True Republican

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Kavak posted:

Who the gently caress could they go to now that'd be a more True Conservative? Trump was able to pull this off by being independently wealthy and not being a politician, so he could say whatever the gently caress he wanted and not have to worry about reelection. Who is further right than him and able to run that kind of campaign, Alex Jones?

Don't tempt the gods like that Kavak :ohdear:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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dex_sda posted:

I like how even some freepers are slowly beginning not to bite on newest Clinton conspiracies.


very carefully

Yeah this is the thing that amuses me most about this election cycle. Like I can understand 19-22 year old Bernouts and Alt-Righters believing that any bullshit scandal is going to be the thing that Sinks The Clintons FOREVER, because this is the first election they've had a stake in and don't really get how normal this all is. Freepers however have been alive long enough to see every Clinton Scandal go up in smoke before their eyes, and I genuinely wonder how many times they have to watch Lucy snatch the football away from them before they try a different game

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Um... Is this a response to the jokes about how he did blow before the debates or is he genuinely looking for traces of MAOIs in Hilary's urine?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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SocketWrench posted:

^ It's on NBC right now


Generally it's made up bullshit. Republicans are latching onto anything possible to try and sink hillary. One of which was "Look, she stumbled, she must be on the edge of death" So this goes along with that wack brained belief that they need to drug her up so she can do anything.
It's basically hillary's birth certificate. Completely made up bullshit but they have nothing else to take her down

That's what I meant. I was referring to a common Parkinson's treatment

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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McGlockenshire posted:

From Christians: fast and pray, Fast and Pray, FAST AND PRAY for this election and for The USA!!!......, a vanity thread posted by freeper Bellflower

quote:

To: Bellflower

Also especially pray that the true natures of these two candidates will be revealed during tomorrow night’s debate. All we need is for the truth to be seen.

There will be powerful dark forces including many covens of witches sending dark energies against Trump. They will be powerless against the name we can call on if we choose to do so.


5 posted on 10/18/2016, 7:07:18 PM by Junk Silver

Hey! We'll be sending light energies in favor of Clinton. Get it right <:mad:>

DarklyDreaming fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Oct 19, 2016

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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McGlockenshire posted:

So the other day, Obama told Trump to stop whining and just admit that he's going to lose fair and square.

Trump's response? Trump bringing Obama's half-brother to the debate as his guest posted by freeper ameribbean expat

Malik Obama is a bit of a nut, but I'm not entirely sure what he's trying to demonstrate by bringing him. Let's see if freep can tell me why this is a good idea.

Ok bringing Juanita Broderick to the second debate at least made sense as a talking point, but seriously what the gently caress is this going to accomplish?:psyduck:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Snowman Crossing posted:

As I read through the last few pages I became kind of wistful and actually started to miss dalereed (PBUH). Maybe it's just proximity to the election but it seems like freepers all that themselves so seriously now. dalereed seemed like a guy who was a bitter, hateful old man, but also just kinda wanted to be left alone. In the inevitable RaHoWa, I always pictured him as a guy who, instead of enlisting, would declare both sides to be assholes and just sit outside his trailer with a case of Coors and a shotgun.

Eh that's all of Freep really, he was just more honest about it

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Mors Rattus posted:

I am utterly unsurprised that they are ignoring the bit where Trump insulted Saint Reagan.

He did that once or twice in the primaries, Freep's reaction was "Look at how impartial and unbiased he is. I disagree with that attitude but it'll win him all the independents :allears:"

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Jagged Jim posted:

USC Dornsife/LA Times Poll: 10/24 -- Trump - .6 , Clinton + 1.0

quote:

To: BlessedBeGod

Another cucked poll! Must vote harder!

Trump for prez!

MAGA
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5 posted on 10/24/2016 12:14:44 AM PDT by 31R1O
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Did this motherfucker just admit to wanting to commit voter fraud? Or at least poll fraud. I know it's all futile impotent rage but it still shows how little they care about principles

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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McGlockenshire posted:

From Tim Kaine plays harmonica with Bon Jovi at FL rally posted by freeper Extremely Extreme Extremist

There's video, but the audio is poo poo, not that freep cares.

quote:

You know, I grew up in the 80s and I always though Bon Jovi was one of the better rock acts. He lived a clean life, didn't do the wild stuff that Motley Crue did, and his music was very blue-collar like, especially "Living on a Prayer."

Why this guy is supporting Hillary, who the Hell knows.

1 posted on 11/6/2016, 8:28:31 AM by Extremely Extreme Extremist

Dude rallied for Kerry and directly worked for President Obama, this really shouldn't be a surprise to that Freeper.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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One of two things are about to happen over the next four years

This:

Twelve by Pies posted:

Ha ha, at least we can all laugh at Freep when Trump actually has to run the country and they declare him a liberal RINO traitor, right guys?

R...right? :(
Wherein MAYBE he successfully enacts a majority of his campaign promises (That can be a bit of a stretch), Lady Gaga is still going to perform at the Super Bowl, rap music will still exist, college campuses will still churn out "communist propaganda" Target will still be Trans-friendly, and people of non-Christian faiths will be terrified, but allowed to exist. Freep will never be happy

The other possibility is he starts a nuclear exchange over a joke by a comedian in another country and we all die :aaa:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Prism posted:

I'm Canadian and I can't not watch this. It's like a train wreck, except the train is sentient and intentionally trying to dive off the tracks no matter how hard anyone tries to keep it on.

The metaphor kind of got away from me.

No that's exactly how it is.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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McGlockenshire posted:

I mean for gently caress's sake.

On "Planet Earth's 'Doomsday Clock' Lurches Closer to Midnight Thanks to President Trump"


These guys are going to watch the missiles fly over them and say "Good, Trump's playing hardball"

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

SocketWrench posted:

That someday, god willing we avoid nuclear fire, I'll be able to gripe about younger generations not knowing what true sacrifice is and how they think everything's so hard for them...you know, when I'm not bitching about their music or keeping off my grass.....OH GOD, I'LL BE A FREEPER!

drat urban robots are rioting again. In my day we knew how to protest peacefully :corsair:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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That's behind a paywall so I'd like to request a summary.

After some googling about the "Client first" rule, does this mean it's now legal for investment bankers to grab retirees by the ankles and shake them until the money comes out?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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While I'm here, does Freep know about the new Mayor of New Hope, Texas?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Jagged Jim posted:

Yep, But it's a pretty standard transphobic thread


How dare people try to help those with mental disorders! :argh:

Yeah thought so.

Let me tell you guys something though. For the first time in 13 years since I moved to LA I'm proud to say I grew up in Collin County :unsmith:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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If Freep hears about this will they call it a False False Flag, a Flag False, a False Flag False Flag or some other combination of the two words?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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jobson groeth posted:

How is freep handling Trump not going out in the rain to honour the WWII dead?

Same way they handled Trump having to use a golf-cart to avoid going on a half-mile publicity walk: By whistling nonchalantly and pretending nothing happened

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Georgia Peach posted:

Proud Boys classified by FBI as 'extremist group' w/ ties to white nationalism
Police agencies are drawing information from universities attended by employees, the SPLC, feminist organizations (seminars from activist social workers, psychs., etc.) and more. Have any conservatives started an organization like the SPLC? No.

That’s why radical socialists have taken over the government without any effective opposition. Proud boys is a street organization that protests in the style of hippies without any cover from a conservative organization doing what the SPLC does without the left-leaning fascism.

A conservative organization that provides information to police agencies about radical socialist hate groups is needed. Conservatives also need to regain some control over academia.

There were organizations like that during the Satanic Panic. I wonder why people stopped taking them seriously :thunk:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Plinkey posted:

...protect the brand!

[quote]
To: All
Everyone here should be aware we are being monitored and we give a message anytime we it seems endorse violence. We should always conduct ourselves in a civilized manner. Let the liberals and Muslims do their thing but we should be above that. We all have to answer to God. I saw the video. It was cold blooded murder.


19 posted on 3/14/2019, 11:22:32 PM by BipolarBob (Dad, Send lawyers, guns and money.)

Remember, the NSA will put us on a domestic terrorist watchlist (Eventually, maybe after another democratic president) if we cheer this guy on too hard. If that doesn't do it for you, remember that technically Jesus said something about it. Never mind the actual moral considerations, we're perfect but we just need to work on our messaging.


Plinkey posted:

To: montag813
Didn’t see any blood, even when he shot that guy from 4 inches away, should have been a huge spray and gush of blood. Bizarre.
I noticed that, too.

38 posted on 3/14/2019, 11:34:29 PM by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
jeuss christ
I'm a Tarantino-ologist and I know what blood spatter is supposed to look like, this is a false flag! :pseudo:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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McGlockenshire posted:

This refers to the original, completely debunked satanic panic.

This here is my favorite thing about the Freep thread: They never forget a talking point. No matter how long ago it was, even if all their favorite news sources ate poo poo and made a retraction, they keep it alive and fresh in their memories to whip out at moment's notice

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Crunch Buttsteak posted:

Trump Should Be Removed from Office (Editorial in Christianity Today)

quote:

To: mkleesma
This is the type of “Christians” the Left likes to kick around. The “turn the other cheek” kind that is begging for “May I have another” beating.

Trump is the type of Christian that follows Jesus’s words of “sell your cloak and buy a sword”

These days are made for Trump’s kind of Christianity so future Christians can afford to “turn the other cheek”

I’m with Trump!!


27 posted on 12/19/2019, 7:10:32 PM by RedMonqey
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"Compassion is for the weak. Kill all your enemies" Says supreme authority on who is and isn't Christian

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Mantis42 posted:

I'm 99% sure I heard a story of Timothy McVeigh going similarly nuts in a "not racist" way over some black power t-shirt he saw in the military too. It was on some podcast that I can't recall the name of.

It was probably The War on Everyone which was made by the people running Behind The Bastards so it's kinda the same thing as the podcast

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Plinkey posted:

Freep is currently debating whether the national mall is big enough for the 82nd airborne to parachute onto and run over to the white house

E they will show up in school busses

I've heard this in more than one chud circle and now I really want to know where they got the idea, because my armchair history knowledge tells me that even if they wanted a full fash mass murder of protestors by the army (Freep certainly does) paratroopers would probably be the worst way to do it and get a lot of soldiers killed unnecessarily

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Icon Of Sin posted:

quote:

To: janetjanet998
I guess they don’t remember where their Roots came from. I hope all the fans quit going. When they open up that is.


7 posted on 6/10/2020, 2:10:50 PM by CottonBall (A Republican's power comes from your prosperity. A Democrat's power comes from your poverty.f)
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Proud drug dealers who made a sport out of running from the cops?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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The implication here is that everyone is giving Trump enough rope to hang himself and it's probably better for him if they stopped doing that. Which begs the question, why then did he and all his supporters scream "MORE ROPE DAMMIT" every day for the past 3 and a half years.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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I will do literally the opposite of what everyone is telling me to do to survive this pandemic, and if I die it's antifa's fault :bahgawd:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Cactus posted:

There's no way Pontiac outlives Obama.

If both of them die of natural causes this is true. But in Pontiac's mind the AMERICAN PEOPLE'S UPRISING (The fascist kind of "People's uprising" not the communist kind) is less than ten years away and he'll be able to watch the execution of everyone to the left of Reagan live on every streaming site and TV station. But only if he changes his diet and eats right, his doctor warned him about this but "Death by extremely painful heart explosion" brought on by too much red meat and cigarettes was not an effective motivator to stop those habits

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Did qanon stuff ever get anywhere with the freep crowd, or are they too disconnected from mainstream culture to have any kind of way in?

The impression I've gotten is that while there are a few Q freepers floating around, the higher ups (Including Jimrob and some of the more popular regulars) all hate it but they won't ban anyone for it.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

maybe but they hate W because W is trying to be a human being and trying to be like carter in his own. do i forgive him for all the horrible poo poo, gently caress no. but freep is mad because W is trying to do good/kind acts and poo poo. trump is never going to do poo poo like that. he will be a bitter rear end in a top hat and probably try to drag poo poo out if he loses because "they cheated" and will be a loud fuckhead for the rest of his days. just like freepers are.

One potential scenario: It's the end of the 2024/8 primary election, and the presumptive Republican nominee has emerged to popular applause at an uneventful convention. Trump tweets (Assuming they haven't banned him once and for all after he stops being president) "X is a LOSER he'll compromise with antifa and let the dems take your guns away. Shoulda let me have 4 more years!!!!"

When that happens any freepers who are still alive will finally disavow him

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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

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Leave it to freep to find all the grossest possible ways to say "I find this woman attractive and agree with her politics"

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