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You juat look in the mirror and say youre fired Then complain to HR which is also you
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you should try having unhealthy relatives with money and play the waiting game, works for me
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Well, I'll let you in on a little secret. Ever since I was little, I got bad pains in my belly button. My dear mother always told me it was because of how they cut the umbilical cord. She made a homemade remedy that quickly soothed my pains. She would melt gouda cheese in a shoe in the fireplace and then slowly pour the melted gouda cheese into my belly button. She would then rub my belly, making sure the melted gouda cheese was safely in my belly button. She always sang a song to me that went a little something like this: "Oh my baby, here's some cheesy, that's been melted in a shoe, now I'm a pouring it into your belly button, so that it smells really nice for all the girls that come by." But, unfortunately, the melted gouda cheese only made my belly button smelly. That's why, to this day, I am a plague to everyone around me. No one wants to be within my vicinity, for fear that I may contaminate them with my smelly belly button.
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Sep 18, 2016 01:18
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I'll eat your belly cheese, sweetheart 
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Jesus Christ posted:Well, I'll let you in on a little secret. Ever since I was little, I got bad pains in my belly button. My dear mother always told me it was because of how they cut the umbilical cord. She made a homemade remedy that quickly soothed my pains. She would melt gouda cheese in a shoe in the fireplace and then slowly pour the melted gouda cheese into my belly button. She would then rub my belly, making sure the melted gouda cheese was safely in my belly button. She always sang a song to me that went a little something like this: "Oh my baby, here's some cheesy, that's been melted in a shoe, now I'm a pouring it into your belly button, so that it smells really nice for all the girls that come by." But, unfortunately, the melted gouda cheese only made my belly button smelly. That's why, to this day, I am a plague to everyone around me. No one wants to be within my vicinity, for fear that I may contaminate them with my smelly belly button. dumb as gently caress
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That Robot posted:dumb as gently caress agreed, unfunny reddit-tier poo poo
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Sep 18, 2016 01:38
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lots of words when "i suck" would have sufficed imho
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Sep 18, 2016 01:40
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Mein Eyes! posted:Through some unfortunate but not altogether negative circumstances I find myself without a job. On the plus side, no matter how much job search and applying I do, I have more downtime than ever. On the down side, however, I have very little disposable money with which to enjoy that downtime. Worse, I have a guilty conscience about spending my extra free time in clearly in wasteful things, like video games, tv or solo daytime drinking sessions. I'm willing to put up with a guilty conscience of course and i have a good buzz going but even still I have too much time on my hands and I don't want to waste it completely. masturbate
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a bone to pick posted:I'll eat your belly cheese, sweetheart Omfg. 
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Sep 18, 2016 02:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2TAmGmsw-o
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Sep 18, 2016 02:29
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sell me ur sister
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Sep 18, 2016 02:29
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the deal has been on the table for over a decade now LOL going on 14+ years. IM NOT SAYING OLD ENOUGH TO BREED. BUT IM SAYING SHES A GROWN WOMEN LIBRARIAN NOW AND I WILL BUY HER FROM U ON A GOOD PRICE I GIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIkXmee190g
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prison is fun posted:the deal has been on the table for over a decade now LOL going on 14+ years. IM NOT SAYING OLD ENOUGH TO BREED. BUT IM SAYING SHES A GROWN WOMEN LIBRARIAN NOW AND I WILL BUY HER FROM U ON A GOOD PRICE I GIVE not sure you are old enough to post
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Sep 18, 2016 02:35
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whats ur favorite knot so far op?
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Sep 18, 2016 02:41
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Macasaurus posted:whats ur favorite knot so far op? a noose
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Sep 18, 2016 03:32
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little mouses r different from deadmouses
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Sep 18, 2016 03:32
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op should get a job imo
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jackyl posted:op should get a job imo good advice, thumbs up
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Sep 18, 2016 05:33
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get swole join the military learn french cooking (eyeballs and hooves and poo poo) read a book about your career field volunteer learn a song on guitar, then learn another (get a cheap-rear end guitar from Goodwill and put new strings on it; or borrow one) mow lawns or do yardwork drive for Uber/Lyft watch/listen to the last few games of Vin Scully's career draft a manifesto
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Sep 18, 2016 06:25
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Weekends SUCK during unemployed times, because recruiters and firms are busy getting drunk and you're busy white-knucking it till monday when you can loving start applying for jobs and getting responses back again.
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Sep 18, 2016 08:06
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If i lost my job id be a camtwink
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Sep 18, 2016 10:41
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unemployment is the loving worst and I actually hope you get a job soon op
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Sep 18, 2016 11:01
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YOUR FRIENDS HAVE JOBS NOW YOU SHOULD GET ONE $299.95 - GET A RESUME TEMPLATE TODAY PUTTING GOONS BACK TO WORK YOU'RE WELCOME AMERICA
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Sep 18, 2016 11:06
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Why are you so obsessed with "getting a job"? Stop shaving your face, enjoy yourself, play games/watch movies/read books all night, wake up at 3 pm, immediately get drunk and throw up in the parking lot
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Sep 18, 2016 11:07
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Macasaurus posted:whats ur favorite knot so far op? prusik loops are amazing but i like a good bowline
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Sep 18, 2016 12:52
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lol at goons acting like unemployment is some grand liberating adventure there is nothing liberating about being broke as gently caress
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Sep 18, 2016 12:53
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thathonkey posted:lol at goons acting like unemployment is some grand liberating adventure agreed, most grand liberating adventures require a little thing called 'money', which is where being broke as gently caress can throw up a bit of a roadblock.
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Sep 18, 2016 13:10
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Lynda looks like a neat program. Do you think if Webern to a training seminar we'd get to meet her??
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Sep 18, 2016 13:18
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Squalitude posted:Lynda looks like a neat program. Do you think if Webern to a training seminar we'd get to meet her??  she and her husband sold the company to linked in for 1.5 billion usd and here i am applying to be an editorial assistant
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Sep 18, 2016 13:27
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Mein Eyes! posted:
btw good luck with your job search, unemployment sucks balls in a society that almost unavoidably revolves around it. uh free stuff, i guess look for volunteering opportunities that you can do from home even if it's just columnist/blog writing stuff, download guides to help improve career employability, learn how to code/cook, for breaks play video games you already have?
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Sep 18, 2016 13:36
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how is that different from chopping up the hotdogs and stirring them into the pasta after it's cooked gross meal either way but might as well not spend a retarded amount of time preparing it
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Sep 18, 2016 13:41
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My meme was turned into sexuality by the three amigos.
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Sep 18, 2016 13:42
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thathonkey posted:how is that different from chopping up the hotdogs and stirring them into the pasta after it's cooked i get it some people don't wanna be in for a really good time
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Sep 18, 2016 17:43
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youre not unemployed, youre out of the job market, and thats why your showing up on offical us jobrate statistics
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Sep 18, 2016 18:03
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i haven't worked since april
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Sep 18, 2016 18:18
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thathonkey posted:lol at goons acting like unemployment is some grand liberating adventure How about working 8 hours a day and still being broke?
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Sep 18, 2016 18:22
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I was unemployed for a while, but now I'm not. I spent a lot of time grilling and drinking very cheap beer. And trying to find work. Good luck op.
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Sep 18, 2016 18:38
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Op sell me your car
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fuckin grim OP, learn how to make music, code, photoshop, whatever. its fun and passes the time, you'll learn osmething valuable. cooking is also good if you can afford fresh produce im unemployed since 3 weeks back but i have an interview tomorrow  routines are good, imho.
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