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My girlfriend enjoys facials. She wants it everytime we have sex. She even begs for it. As a guy, I guess it feels good in a domination way, but at the same time it's like yuck/disgusting. I mean this girl gets a load on her face and then she smears it around. I can't even watch. All my life I've disliked cum. It started in puberty when I would have wet dreams and wake up with disgusting cum in my boxers and on my gentalia. It feels yucky, tastes yucky, and is tainted yellow probably due to urine contact. I've tried confronting my girlfriend about it, but she refuses to tell me why she likes it so much. Some of my friends say that their girlfriends told them they like facials because they were abused/molested as kids and for some reason it helps them get off. I just can't get the thought out of my head that hunny, you are smearing cum all over your beautiful face and having thousands of sperm swim around in your pores. Who likes bugs crawling on their skin? Let alone microscopic ones that get lodged in pores. So girls, please tell me, why oh why do you enjoy facials?
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Sep 18, 2016 17:27
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Its good for your face skin cells.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:28
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facials are cool dope It's nice to see evidence of a job well done "I'm proud of having hosed this thing, and I'll prove it by dumping cum all over her faccia bella"
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Sep 18, 2016 17:29
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Turn off your monitor, OP.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:30
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You're hitting F5 with your pants down waiting for replies, aren't you? I hope a bunch of sexy gay men come in here and give you the answers to finally put this issue to rest.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:31
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Maybe you should try sucking the dick.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:32
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How long have you been dating? She may just be pretending to be into it because she thinks it's what you want.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:34
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She's only saying she likes them because she's horrified by the thought of you shooting your worthless genetic material inside of her.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:35
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Giving a gal a facial is awesome until about 3 seconds after you're done cumming, then it's weird and shameful But that pretty much describes all sex.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:36
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facials are cool and good but i dunno about the smearing around part
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Sep 18, 2016 17:38
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Naerasa posted:She's only saying she likes them because she's horrified by the thought of you shooting your worthless genetic material inside of her. Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:38
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Anti-Depressant properties of sperms
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Sep 18, 2016 17:39
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Addiction response to the other sex
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Sep 18, 2016 17:39
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Why don't you ask [the mother of whoever posts next]
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Sep 18, 2016 17:41
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^^ gently caress you for something fun, nut in her mouth and then snowball it.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:45
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Might be she's a cum vampire in which case tread carefully fellow poster
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Sep 18, 2016 18:09
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American gals are hosed up sexual degenerates, is why.
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Sep 18, 2016 18:10
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:Might be she's a cum vampire is this the cousin of a sperm-jacker?
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Sep 18, 2016 18:11
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I like it a lot more when a girl squirts in my face
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Sep 18, 2016 18:11
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Kenzie posted:I like it a lot more when a girl squirts in my face
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Sep 18, 2016 18:12
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its piss
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Sep 18, 2016 18:15
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XMNN posted:its piss no it isnt. pee before hand
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Sep 18, 2016 18:15
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XMNN posted:its piss badassssssssss
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Sep 18, 2016 18:15
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Germstore posted:badassssssssss d0 squats dl's lunges and hip exercises. enjoy the luxury of a home weight wrack. get whiskey_bent dumb bitch
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Sep 18, 2016 18:16
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spoiler: they don't
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Manticorny posted:spoiler: they don't only if ur a beta bitch like u and ur "proud working fag" mic friends
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Manticorny posted:spoiler: they don't You are definitely wrong. If I had to guess I would wager that this is mostly a women's fetish.
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Sep 18, 2016 18:31
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Because most people learn about sex via porn and facials happen in like every vid hth
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Sep 18, 2016 18:31
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a dog from hell posted:You are definitely wrong. If I had to guess I would wager that this is mostly a women's fetish. i give u my consent 4 this bit dog fight
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Sep 18, 2016 18:32
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bradzilla posted:Because most people learn about sex via porn and facials happen in like every vid hth love to get high and just beat off darren
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Sep 18, 2016 18:32
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I read an interview with a pornstar where she said that most workers have normal sex in real life and they always have people bragging to them about the stuff they do in bed that they saw in porn and how weird it is to do that stuff for free I guess what I'm saying is "porn"
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Sep 18, 2016 18:32
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"LOVE TO GET HIGH AND JUST BEAT OFF," DARREN $HOCKER
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Sep 18, 2016 18:32
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uhh oh rape joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByJ0fTkYAtU
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Sep 18, 2016 18:36
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not even going to go back in the thread and check whats been double posted but try not to over do it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1OTWCd40bc
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Sep 18, 2016 18:37
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probably the warmth athat's why i like em
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Sep 18, 2016 18:37
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Good Grief posted:only if ur a beta bitch like u and ur "proud working fag" mic friends shut the gently caress up dare post your voice on soundcloud you goddamn terminator-poster
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a dog from hell posted:You are definitely wrong. If I had to guess I would wager that this is mostly a women's fetish. They sre fun for all sexes
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Sep 18, 2016 18:40
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That Robot posted:shut the gently caress up dare There is no need to be upset
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Sep 18, 2016 18:41
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Mange Mite posted:They sre fun for all sexes I haven't had sex in awhile. Want to cum on my face?
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That Robot posted:shut the gently caress up dare rofl
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