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toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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Call 1: "Your modem is end of life I cant help you any further" (my modem is a 2016 DOCSIS 3.0 approved comcast modem)

Call 2: Sorry you cant activate your own modem unless you also buy a TV Package

"luckily" I found out they sent me an official comcast modem without my loving permission to this apartment building i just moved into so its been sitting downstairs in the doorway for a week so now I have internet but i have to pay them $10 a month to rent it.


overall what the gently caress

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Rip

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
maybe buy a place with a real mailbox instead of renting a shitbox where u share mail boxes

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Sorry chief. Luckily I'm out of their jurisdiction. Only wireless Internet or rural hill people internet in my parts.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
install linux

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Edgar posted:

rural hill people internet in my parts.

Is this dark webs I hear about on computer?

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
How did you not know that Comcast sucks poo poo before you got it?

It almost like it's your own fault for getting an internet provider that has been voted the worst in the country for like a decade straight. No, wait. It's not like that. It's exactly that.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
my goondolences OP

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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jackyl posted:

maybe buy a place with a real mailbox instead of renting a shitbox where u share mail boxes

I have my own mailbox and own the unit but the human being UPS man just threw it into the entrance it chilled there for a week

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
huh??

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Chief McHeath posted:

Is this dark webs I hear about on computer?

With fiber.. except on my street.

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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Rape Stink posted:

How did you not know that Comcast sucks poo poo before you got it?

It almost like it's your own fault for getting an internet provider that has been voted the worst in the country for like a decade straight. No, wait. It's not like that. It's exactly that.

i literally have no choice

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

jigglemaster7 posted:

i literally have no choice

its like the world of dr daniel dennet

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

jigglemaster7 posted:

i literally have no choice

:capitalism:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
buy a refurbished sb6141 pronto
giving more money to comcast than you have to is
just dont do it

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
tBdf=guyvw JVTXWQ-rb-vng veuS

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Monopolololol

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

have you tried jiggling it

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

have you tried jiggling it

will msithnselw type faoijADWEFARDS

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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gary oldmans diary posted:

buy a refurbished sb6141 pronto
giving more money to comcast than you have to is
just dont do it

i loving already did and they told me it was end of life and refused to activate it then said i needed TV service to activate my own modem

Khorne
May 1, 2002

jigglemaster7 posted:

i literally have no choice

jigglemaster7 posted:

i loving already did and they told me it was end of life and refused to activate it then said i needed TV service to activate my own modem
Just keep calling them and insisting you have to activate your modem.

The phone people never have any idea what the gently caress you're talking about, but eventually one will do it. One tried to tell me my modem (A SB6121) was for "voip/phone only" and "is not an internet modem".

Khorne fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Sep 20, 2016

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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Khorne posted:

Just keep calling them and insisting you have to activate your modem.

The phone people never have any idea what the gently caress you're talking about, but eventually one will do it. One tried to tell me my modem (A SB6121) was for "voip/phone only" and "is not an internet modem".

i dont have time to gently caress around on the phone like that, maybe ill try again some other time but im just gonna return it to amazon for now

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

have you tried jiggling it

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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i wasnt even in the same city until the 19th


i legit told them i had my own modem

i bet they also hosed up which plan im supposed to be on too

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
MORE LIKE "COMCRAP" YOU AND INTERESTED IN MY TWO CENTS. THANKS FOR OYUR TIME

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

just ray posted:

MORE LIKE "COMCRAP" YOU AND INTERESTED IN MY TWO CENTS. THANKS FOR OYUR TIME

furrows bro

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

jigglemaster7 posted:




i wasnt even in the same city until the 19th


i legit told them i had my own modem

i bet they also hosed up which plan im supposed to be on too

Here is a hint: it is the one that will allow them to make the most money off you.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

jigglemaster7 posted:

i loving already did and they told me it was end of life and refused to activate it then said i needed TV service to activate my own modem
how did you get rolled over so easy
you should say you personally know 3 other people on comcast right now with that modem and thats why you got it
end of life doesnt really mean anything when it works

and if that doesnt work there has got to be some end of life burns you could lay down

shouldve gone to the comcast store with your modem in hand so they can put its numbers into their system and give you a self-install kit (which should be a comcast pamphlet or something and a complimentary coax cable if you have your own modem)

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Sep 20, 2016

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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EorayMel posted:

Here is a hint: it is the one that will allow them to make the most money off you.

cant i sue them for lying to my face, i recorded the phone call

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Orkin Mang posted:

furrows bro

I mean whats going on with all the furrowing all the time, I mean get a loaf this guy *points and stupid slob rear end in a top hat* begeis tyo poo poo pants

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
i think 'gently caress me up' means 'give me a lot' now so i thought they were helping you

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
buy a real cable modem

also do whatever just ray tells you

he's a smart man

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
OP must stick your tongue to the RG6 blonder tongue to correctly gauge impedance

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
I mean its not just the furrowers.. .no.. you got to have small furrowers, the red furrowers, death god of zntauck, broach pin if a deviled egg

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

That Robot posted:

buy a real cable modem

also do whatever just ray tells you

he's a smart man

hes skinny but in a deadly way imo

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

just ray posted:

I mean its not just the furrowers.. .no.. you got to have small furrowers, the red furrowers, death god of zntauck, broach pin if a deviled egg

i think i could kill and dodge csi. dig a pit plus lime, plus tarp. it writes itself!!!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Just loving kill them

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
and akk those wires cause cancer anyways

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



cool welcome 2 the internet bud i gues there's a lot we gotta talk about!!

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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Orkin Mang posted:

i think i could kill and dodge csi. dig a pit plus lime, plus tarp. it writes itself!!!

I want to live in a hole in the woods

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