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This is my first time in first class and its super exciting! There's lots of room and blankets and headphones are provided. What sort of unknown amenities should I ask for?
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Sep 20, 2016 18:39
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rape kit
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Sep 20, 2016 18:39
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I'm Wolverine that tells you to 'gently caress off'
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Sep 20, 2016 18:41
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ask for a large blue nylon tarp. use this to keep the rain off your campsite
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Sep 20, 2016 18:41
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Ask if they have any plastic bags you can use you insulate your head in with for a more comfortable sleep.
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Sep 20, 2016 18:43
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you get to suck the co-pilot, congrats.
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Sep 20, 2016 18:44
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ask them to turn your monitor off, please
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Sep 20, 2016 18:44
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join the mile-high club OP
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Sep 20, 2016 18:45
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You get some airplane food unless it's a super short flight in which case lol wasting your money.
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Sep 20, 2016 18:47
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With a wink ask for the Hot Carl.
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Sep 20, 2016 18:52
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RedMage129 posted:You get some airplane food unless it's a super short flight in which case lol wasting your money. I seriously doubt goon paid for it, like its almost every other time I get upgraded. but I fly a lot and frankly some of the first class cabin food is really good. get the warm cookies too
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Sep 20, 2016 18:53
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Demand that they fly slower so you get more free drinks
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Sep 20, 2016 18:54
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demand to be flown upside-down for the remainder of the flight
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Sep 20, 2016 18:55
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get one of those hot moist towles that are somehow the temperature of the sun
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Sep 20, 2016 18:55
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I thought you were in school and just drinking whiskey in the morning for your first class of the day, that would be way funnier OP do that instead
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Sep 20, 2016 18:56
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in first class you are not only allowed to disrobe and/or expose yourself you are encouraged to do so life hack
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Sep 20, 2016 18:57
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ask the flight attendant to pick the peppers out of your southwest wrap because vegatables iccck
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Sep 20, 2016 18:58
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Get an ice cream sundae and talk to the person next to you about how much better it is when the toppings are on the bottom.
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Sep 20, 2016 19:00
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Where are you flying to/from
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Sep 20, 2016 19:00
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Sep 20, 2016 19:00
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mdm posted:I thought you were in school and just drinking whiskey in the morning for your first class of the day, that would be way funnier OP do that instead
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Sep 20, 2016 19:00
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Bbq ribs and some slow smoked briscuit. 
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Sep 20, 2016 19:02
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Just remember: you're allowed to go use the coach bathroom but coach IS NOT allowed to come use yours.
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Sep 20, 2016 19:02
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Roylicious posted:Just remember: you're allowed to go use the coach bathroom but coach IS NOT allowed to come use yours. translation: first class bathroom is for sex and drugs and coach bathroom is for hangover making GBS threads
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Sep 20, 2016 19:04
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ask for weed op
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Sep 20, 2016 19:06
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ask if you can have your picture taken with the pilots in various, silly situations
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Sep 20, 2016 19:08
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OP what are you looking at you're on a plane for Allah's sake
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Sep 20, 2016 19:08
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wow that's a lot of folds in that swastika flag
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Sep 20, 2016 19:09
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What airline is it? US airlines can have really lame first class.
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Sep 20, 2016 19:13
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Ask them to take you seriously about the man on the wing
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Sep 20, 2016 19:25
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bees everywhere posted:OP what are you looking at you're on a plane for Allah's sake I was in an airport last month and some fat boomer was watching a shooting range competition with his iphones speakers all the way up in the terminal. I mean jfc, do you not understand why that is a really loving bad idea? 
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Sep 20, 2016 19:33
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This is about the point in your flight where you get your boxcutter out of your hand luggage and take charge.
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Sep 20, 2016 19:41
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I'm going to be in first class this winter, which was a big loving surprise to me. What kinda booze should I be looking for to get smashed on since I'm on a redeye?
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Sep 20, 2016 20:03
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everclear
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Sep 20, 2016 20:06
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Paint the livery with your vomit mate, cheers
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Sep 20, 2016 20:07
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Indy posted:Demand that they fly slower so you get more free drinks Currently traveling at 400ish mph, but ill slip a note under the captains door asking for booze cruise speed. Chinatown posted:get one of those hot moist towles that are somehow the temperature of the sun LethalGeek posted:I'm going to be in first class this winter, which was a big loving surprise to me. What kinda booze should I be looking for to get smashed on since I'm on a redeye?
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Sep 20, 2016 21:37
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>Accost the staff for more booze.
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Sep 20, 2016 21:39
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Nuts and Gum posted:Currently traveling at 400ish mph, but ill slip a note under the captains door asking for booze cruise speed. This is a long flight op
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Sep 20, 2016 22:04
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demand that the flight attendant close the first class/coach curtain, and be real loud about it
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Sep 20, 2016 22:06
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ask if you can fly the plane
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