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Spiders are cool and kill flies which are troublesome. This spider behind my desk has been very diligently wrapping this huge noisy fly for about 10 minutes and now she's injecting it with some poison, and then will begin digesting its liquified innards momentarily. Spiders are good. |
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spiders are OK as long as they stay at least 10 meters away from me at all times
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Sep 24, 2016 19:38
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there was a little spider who would climb on my monitor sometimes at work and try to chase my mouse pointer around the screen 
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I was on the shitter a few days ago when I looked over and saw a lil spider in midair just casually rappelling down from the ceiling on his little web strand thingy he finally made it down to the floor and crawled around in a circle but I guess he couldn't find whatever it was he was looking for because he went right back up the way he came, I like to think he'd have tipped his little spider hat at me on the way back up if he had been wearing one
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Sep 24, 2016 20:07
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Dads Dip Cup posted:I was on the shitter a few days ago when I looked over and saw a lil spider in midair just casually rappelling down from the ceiling on his little web strand thingy he's building a web, it takes lots of work, he's going to try and catch and eat you and if you really like spiders you will oblige
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Sep 24, 2016 20:10
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spiders are super cool and much friendlier than flies who are just loud and annoying. I always do my best to stop people from crushing our spider friends so hopefully I will be rewarded for this once they finally take over |
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Sep 24, 2016 20:15
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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Luvcow posted:he's building a web, it takes lots of work, he's going to try and catch and eat you and if you really like spiders you will oblige although I like and appreciate spiders I also like and appreciate not being eaten I suppose I will simply have to refrain from using the bathroom ever again and resign myself to the fact it will soon be renovated into a spider's lair
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Sep 24, 2016 20:27
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Dads Dip Cup posted:although I like and appreciate spiders I also like and appreciate not being eaten it just seems like that little spider has grand dreams and if you were so inclined you could just sit back and let him wrap his webs around you, his children would eat for many generations
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Sep 24, 2016 20:29
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i've got an agreement with the spiders, they leave me alone, i leave them alone. if this ceasefire is broken i will unleash hell. this understanding has worked well for quite some time.
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Sep 24, 2016 21:23
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I kind of like spiders, but they are dumb as gently caress. There is a spider living in my left side mirror (I think). Every morning there is a small web from the side mirror to the window, and every morning I have to destroy it because I have to roll down the window at the parking lot at work. That has been going on for over a week now. That spider is pretty stupid, alright. |
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Onkel Hedwig posted:I kind of like spiders, but they are dumb as gently caress. There is a spider living in my left side mirror (I think). Every morning there is a small web from the side mirror to the window, and every morning I have to destroy it because I have to roll down the window at the parking lot at work. in a way we are all spiders, doing our best in the face of adversity when the earth occasionally decides to roll down its window and wipe out some of our webbing hang in there, little spider buddy
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Sep 24, 2016 21:57
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spiders are very cool. everyone should post their favorite spider itt this is mine:
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Sep 24, 2016 22:45
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*schedules appointment with therapist*
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big black turnout posted:spiders are very cool. everyone should post their favorite spider itt this is mine: tarantulas are lovely, but cobalt blue tarantulas are the loveliest 
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Sep 24, 2016 22:55
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spiders are scary.
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Salmiakki posted:tarantulas are lovely, but cobalt blue tarantulas are the loveliest speaking as someone with arachnophobia i'm not sure why but i think tarantulas are cool instead of scary. maybe it's just because they're large enough that i'm not afraid that they're going to crawl in my ears while i sleep and lay eggs inside my eyeballs
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MiracleWhale posted:speaking as someone with arachnophobia i'm not sure why but i think tarantulas are cool instead of scary. maybe it's just because they're large enough that i'm not afraid that they're going to crawl in my ears while i sleep and lay eggs inside my eyeballs a lot of people also say that for them its the fuzzy fur that makes them look less threatening [and for some its the exact opposite]. i love spiders and other invertebrates either way spiders are a bit like tinier eight legged cats. can be dangerous when provoked but otherwise fairly harmless things that will hunt pests for you and also chase laserpointers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyG7U9PIlyM
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Sep 24, 2016 23:09
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i have a phobia of bugs but spiders are ok??? idk the brains real dumb
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I've had difficulty trying to live in harmony with spiders but one left a massive lumpy bite on my nipple recently. I mean at least it's not cancer but that's still not cool, man. |
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