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And lo, Bridgewater's ACL went out for our sins, for the sins of Christian Ponder and Blair Walsh and the Metrodome and Favre's dickpicks. He screamed in agony, the full weight of the injustice bowing down on his joints. Prince died, Bowie died, the guy who voiced Moltar died, all as blood sacrifices to Freya and Thor and Odin that the Vikings might trot out a vaguely rodent-like washout and a defense that could kill entire planets, a Death Star defense. And lo, with such a motley crew, the Vikings are virtually owning the NFL, defeating the 2018 champs Titans, the constant evil milk-chugging overlord Packers, and now the Super Bowl contender Panthers, and their destruction of the rest of the league is all but certain, unless they play the Broncos, in which case their mediocre quarterback/killer defense juju will be counterbalanced, the streams will cross, and the world will end. Mike Zimmer thirsts for more blood. Skol, Vikings.
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This week was one of the two loses I had projected for them this season. They proved me wrong.
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Vikings fans getting hope is the turning point of any season. We're going 3-13.
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Sep 25, 2016 21:28
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Also the Ravens
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Someone help me find the thread where I said the Vikings D would be one of the best in the league and a bunch of fat, whack, Pack bitches laughed.
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Probably Magic posted:unless they play the Broncos, in which case their mediocre quarterback/killer defense juju will be counterbalanced, the streams will cross, and the world will end. Mike Zimmer thirsts for more blood. Skol, Vikings. If the Vikings play the Broncos, Sam Bradford's head will look like his ACLs
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nm posted:Vikings fans getting hope is the turning point of any season. Once a decade we have a 1998 or a 2009 where the hope builds up to a fever pitch only to crush us that much harder when the inevitable Vikingsness comes out. This is just that year for the 2010's
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MrChupon posted:Once a decade we have a 1998 or a 2009 where the hope builds up to a fever pitch only to crush us that much harder when the inevitable Vikingsness comes out. This is just that year for the 2010's At least this time there will be a few years of calm and no expectations afterward
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Sam Bradford flashing his Super Bowl ring Jimmy Clausen-style.
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Probably Magic posted:Sam Bradford flashing his Super Bowl ring Jimmy Clausen-style. A second round pick well spent.
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I don't want this ride to end, I choose to believe it will just keep going forever.
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There is one who will stop them... They say he cant miss The Mayor and overlord of Wentzylvania C.W
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We have this discussion every season with some poor underdog that goes 4-0 and flips reality over itself Usually it's the Bills but we all know what happens in the end Vikings go 4-0, miss playoffs due to a loss in spectacular fashion to a 2-13 team in the final game bcz of special teams book it hmmm: they play the Packers last, so they'll lose to a 2-12 Colts team in Week 15
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They have to play the Eagles in week 7. but I am pleased to see the Bradford trade is working out for both sides.
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Madcosby posted:We have this discussion every season with some poor underdog that goes 4-0 and flips reality over itself Half the defense would need to go down with injury and Zimmer would have to swap brains with Mike "I have a list of 53 lovely players!" McCarthy. Skol!
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NotWearingPants posted:They have to play the Eagles in week 7. I believe you meant to say "The Eagles have to play the Vikings coming off a bye in week 7"
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IcePhoenix posted:I believe you meant to say "The Eagles have to play the Vikings coming off a bye in week 7" That means that Bradford's legs have to hold out through 2 more games.
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With the Bears in prime position for the #1 pick, and the Packers and Lions being exceptionally loathsome, I'll jump on this bandwagon. Get the gently caress in. Skol Vikings. [audible horn noise]
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BrownThunder posted:The Falcons went 6-0 last season 5-0. Saints beat them game six and sent them into a tailspin.
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ulmont posted:5-0. Saints beat them game six and sent them into a tailspin. Boy was the eventual fallout from that loss great.
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i'd just like to say congratulations to the vikings for going 16-0 this year
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little munchkin posted:i'd just like to say congratulations to the vikings for going 16-0 this year ...Only to fall to 18-1 against the 19-0 New England Patriots.
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