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We are keeping birds to be our pets. And we are clipping their wings so they can't fly away. They are our pets, but really they are our prisoners.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W1v0kOELA
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Sep 28, 2016 05:51
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*bird making noise because the windows open and it can see outside* "drat that bird is annoying as gently caress" *thow a blanket over its cage* "I love that bird"
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Sep 28, 2016 05:53
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All pets are our prisoners and slaves They were meant to live large and free in the natural world. Yet we keep them confined as personal entertainment
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Sep 28, 2016 05:56
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brid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Owj52XhoxI
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Sep 28, 2016 05:57
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"STOP YELLING INTO THAT CUP, BIRD!"
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Sep 28, 2016 06:00
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has anyone ever got a speaking birb to imitate the sound of farts like someone comes round and is all like "whos a pretty birdy" and it just lets rip right in thier face this is the kind of thing that keeps me up at night
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Sep 28, 2016 06:31
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Pretty sure there was some PI poster who used to rip big beastly farts around their parrot all the time and it started speaking in fart noises
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Sep 28, 2016 07:31
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I work at a dispensary and my coworker had a lady come in and ask about weed for her parrot. Apparently it just humps her arm and scratches her terribly every time it's out of the cage, so she asked her vet and the vet recommended weed tea, which she tried and found not to work, so she wanted to ask an expert. It sounds like there's going to be a punchline but there isn't because this is real life.
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Sep 28, 2016 07:42
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best i could find someone with a parrot play it some youtube farting videos for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNBd8B7CTT0
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Sep 28, 2016 07:48
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*secretly hates the bird*
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Sep 28, 2016 07:57
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This sounds like a recipe for disaster, if you ask me.
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Sep 28, 2016 08:02
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Arrhythmia posted:*secretly hates the bird* the one time I owned a bird this was every second of every day like for real everyone would be like "OHHHH he sings such pretty songs!!" But privately I was like "STOP SINGING GODDAMMIT IM TRYING TO FUCKIN JACK OFF OVER HERE" Iron Prince fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Sep 28, 2016 |
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Sep 28, 2016 08:15
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luv 2 date boys posted:the one time I owned a bird this was every second of every day i was watching mad men the other day and two characters were gonna gently caress but a bird was singing so they covered its cage and i dont get how a birb singing isnt conducive to loving like im pretty sure thats why they sing
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Sep 28, 2016 08:21
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here is my parrot fighting my dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djrq67v9t8E
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Sep 28, 2016 10:36
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Earlier today my plumber was bitching about his sister spending $2000 on a bird. What kind of bird can you get for $2000 OP?
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Sep 28, 2016 11:14
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Definitely Parrot. I'd guess African Grey or Cockatoo.
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Sep 28, 2016 11:18
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ur in my world now posted:Pretty sure there was some PI poster who used to rip big beastly farts around their parrot all the time and it started speaking in fart noises That was the moderator of PI
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Sep 28, 2016 11:21
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found this on quaaludes thought i'd put it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4oEM0W6mhM
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Sep 28, 2016 11:21
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the smarter birds like grey parrots tend to go completely insane because they have the intelligence of a 2 year old but are kept in a cage with nothing to do
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Sep 28, 2016 11:22
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http://youtu.be/dkxLixosXw0
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Sep 28, 2016 11:28
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wild birds lived much better lives despite the harshness of nature
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Sep 28, 2016 11:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs
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Sep 28, 2016 11:52
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Is a flamingo a pet bird
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Sep 28, 2016 13:33
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if i just curly my hand into a fist i will crush every bone in this bird. no more chirping. no more chirping. no more chirping no more
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Sep 28, 2016 13:34
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Goddamnit Mr. Birdo, stop pecking at my eyes!
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Sep 28, 2016 14:08
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Rutibex posted:here is my parrot fighting my dog How can you have your birbs out like that? Dont they poo poo everywhere and gnaw on everything like my rear end in a top hat bird used to do? That fucker ripped everything apart
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Sep 28, 2016 14:26
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The Laughing Man posted:found this on quaaludes thought i'd put it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4oEM0W6mhM  Nature is pretty metal manOne moment you're a baby birb the next moment someone is drinking your brain
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Sep 28, 2016 14:28
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Zzulu posted:
nature is brutal as hell and any wild animal that knows anything DREAMS of getting to live and die in an american factory farm
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Sep 28, 2016 14:29
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yoloer420 posted:Earlier today my plumber was bitching about his sister spending $2000 on a bird. What kind of bird can you get for $2000 OP? Nowhere near as much bird as you think you may. A blue and gold macaw is close to that. Some cockatoos are. It somewhat depends on where you live, too. You could get pretty much 99% of the smaller birds, but $2000 is getting into large parrot territory. I'm listening to a bird right now and she's got thoughts and feelings and keeps going "sweet bird" and then beating her face on a toy while staring at it wide-eyed. Enslaved bird pets would be serial killers if they had the means. We are preventing a greater tragedy.
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Sep 28, 2016 14:33
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did you know that birds are just dinosaurs that survived the last great extinction because they built little underwater cities? the coral reefs are just leftover abandoned ancient bird cities.
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Sep 28, 2016 14:32
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Pigeons are so hosed, everyone eats pigeons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7V-C4bZwR4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwlJO789k-A They are on everyones food tables https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az4gtv6TkSU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b4TU_R7J3c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8rU-bLYM7Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7fFffFlltE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ykyLNIZeLM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPH5U6goHDw poor sonofabitches got no defense Zzulu fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Sep 28, 2016 |
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Sep 28, 2016 14:37
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drat son, even rats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isMg3P1N-zU
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Sep 28, 2016 14:40
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:has anyone ever got a speaking birb to imitate the sound of farts like someone comes round and is all like "whos a pretty birdy" and it just lets rip right in thier face this is the kind of thing that keeps me up at night
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Sep 28, 2016 14:44
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Zzulu posted:Pigeons are so hosed, everyone eats pigeons i have 2 birdfeeders that draw a lot of birds including 3 kinds of doves (including pigeons) and all this year I have a hawk friend that hangs around and eats them so periodically ill find one of these outside  It's like a meteor hit a dove, and it only happens to doves  good hawk
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Sep 28, 2016 14:46
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NeurofiBROma posted:i have 2 birdfeeders that draw a lot of birds including 3 kinds of doves (including pigeons) and all this year I have a hawk friend that hangs around and eats them so periodically ill find one of these outside Raptors can be kinda picky eaters (strangely) so he probably just REALLY likes dove.
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Sep 28, 2016 15:43
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There are a couple hawks living on top of my work's office building, and every once in a while there will be an exploded blue Jay by the door, boy birds are great
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Sep 28, 2016 15:48
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blue jays deserve to be exploded
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Sep 28, 2016 15:50
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rezatahs posted:blue jays deserve to be exploded They like to land on my balcony and screech loudy in the morning
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my wife has a conure and it's a total rear end in a top hat cute though
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