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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


real songs US interrogators have used to torture prisoners include:

"baby one more time" by britney spears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

"bodies" by drowning pool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

a meow mix commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTunhRVyREU

"i love you" by barney the dinosaur:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwLLH9EZiqc

whatever this poo poo is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPdV8jXAjUQ


if you've been feeling confused and socially isolated lately and are considering joining isis or exposing the reptilian agenda, please play these tracks on loop at extremely high volume for at least 24 hours or until symptoms subside.

otherwise, let's add to the playlist. it may buy us favorable treatment when we're remanded to the fema concentration camps.

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
real mccoy - run away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dx0qWHL7dc

lol cuz they cant

Iron Prince fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Sep 28, 2016

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
i thought aesthetictext was a ban?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

i thought aesthetictext was a ban?

*takes out a pen and scribbles furiously in your file*

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i was typing in chinese for an assignment before i made that post and then win10 got weird w/ it so i let it ride

listen to this and feel less mad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp1NWRDl0pI

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


luv 2 date boys posted:

i was typing in chinese for an assignment before i made that post and then win10 got weird w/ it so i let it ride

listen to this and feel less mad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp1NWRDl0pI

dammit iron prince you're coddling the prisoners

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
anything works really, so long as you play it constantly and very loud.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

MiracleWhale posted:

*takes out a pen and scribbles furiously in your file*

so is it not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiqWt_yCf8c

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

MiracleWhale posted:

dammit iron prince you're coddling the prisoners

my bust, how bout we give 'em one of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiUvbLLJyc

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
sitting in a unfurnished cell listening to vaporwave really loud 24/7 is already my life

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

MiracleWhale posted:

real songs US interrogators have used to torture prisoners include:

"baby one more time" by britney spears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

"bodies" by drowning pool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

a meow mix commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTunhRVyREU

"i love you" by barney the dinosaur:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwLLH9EZiqc

whatever this poo poo is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPdV8jXAjUQ


if you've been feeling confused and socially isolated lately and are considering joining isis or exposing the reptilian agenda, please play these tracks on loop at extremely high volume for at least 24 hours or until symptoms subside.

otherwise, let's add to the playlist. it may buy us favorable treatment when we're remanded to the fema concentration camps.

The "I love you" song sounds like the obvious choice. Use that.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

luv 2 date boys posted:

my bust, how bout we give 'em one of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiUvbLLJyc

aaaaaah holy poo poo thats annoying why dont they use that? id be telling them where the wmds are before the end of the video

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
professional TJs carefully curate the selection to enhance the specific enhanced interrogation techniques

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
for example, play this when rectally forcefeeding a suspect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



ahahahaha

The Laughing Man
Sep 21, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXXEpNa3CqQ

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JotGROTf1Q

Id play that and talk about some cool poo poo while I used a blow torch and pliers on their face.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Jst0rm posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JotGROTf1Q

Id play that and talk about some cool poo poo while I used a blow torch and pliers on their face.

hey thats kinda cool but lets instill some real american values

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1NaR4jr-8k&t=467s

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Just fuckin' put Cryptopsy's None So Vile on repeat. That'll either drive a man insane or make him a god.

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
and then when we are done cutting their face off we light a cig put this on and talk about our first love...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw5AiRVqfqk

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHEsE9yN2CY

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

MiracleWhale posted:

real songs US interrogators have used to torture prisoners include:

"baby one more time" by britney spears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

Freakin :lol:

Very apropos.

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

A TEXT IS HERE
Skinny Puppy sues US government.

Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

Torture you say?

WORMPHLEGM
https://youtu.be/R6-4AUgoBHg

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD4RFjmlzcQ

vvvv yes.. yes it should

Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 07:56 on Sep 28, 2016

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
This should be on the list:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkusZs2mC4M

Molestationary Store
May 21, 2007

The new Corey Feldman seems like a good choice to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A51nLFYhX8E

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


The Singing Chav posted:

The new Corey Feldman seems like a good choice to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A51nLFYhX8E

ok ok i'll tell you anything you want to know!!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


everyone enjoys a lil whitehouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVtWcQOWWmE

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
The cruelest thing to do would be to find out the prisoner's favorite song and then make them listen to it so many times they can't stand to listen to it ever again.

Like the first hour or so they're like gently caress yeah this owns and then after 2-3 hours they're like ok please change it to something else and then by 8 hours they're like oh my god I hate this song now and then after 16 hours they're a gibbering mess.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes
Anything by Gwar

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Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
It's gotta be those weird as gently caress Mike Patton cds where he just makes noises.

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