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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Geoff Peterson posted:

It's Nick Denton and he plans to take advantage of Hogan's admission that he and Terry Bollea are two different people with different... physical attributes...

He'd probably get bored with the product after realizing there were fewer wrestlers to out than he would have thought.

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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Edge & Christian posted:

I would kind of love Chuck Klosterman as an on-air wrestling authority figure, if his entire gimmick was thought question contrarian hot-takes.

"Now, given that two pairs of people who are feuding are currently brawling in the ring, you'd think I would make a tag match right now. But what if I didn't? What if I made all four of you team up against four people who aren't even contracted to our company right now? Makes you think, doesn't it? In fact, why are wrestling shows so dependent on wrestling? Who ever decided that was what the audience was supposed to enjoy? Okay, so all eight of you I've made march down to the ring, justify the Olympics to me. Best argument gets a title shot next week."

"But like, what are titles, even? Did Jimmy Page ever have a title?"

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