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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


This has brought me to tears twice.

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Full size for the new page

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Booblord Zagats posted:

So TNA doesn't drug test is the lesson I'm taking away here

And also they do not pay enough for people to do steroids AND wash their back/go to a dermatologist.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

The only people we can trust are rovert and Dixie Carter

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

rare Magic card l00k posted:

He apparently had one fight in 2008. He lost due to being deducted three points, which is like unfathomable levels of not following rules.

What a heel!


Wow, TNA again makes me want to tune in, or at least wait until someone posts a clip of this. Bravo.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I love this company so drat much.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

sportsgenius86 posted:

I don't know why you would hate it if you were them. The library gets sent to WWE to be put up on a great on demand service, the company gets money to piss away quick and you still get your dogshit product every week. You'd think it would be like a dream for them.

If they cared about good things do you think they would be watching TNA?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Do we get "Josh is Worthless" chants on tv?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

oatgan posted:

I liked Damien Sandow, for the record

Mods?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

For some reason it just cracks me up every drat time. Sandow's tiny, sad head sniffing some giant, discolored hand. I's like some goofy Monty Python picture, but instead it's just TNA.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

ZDar Fan posted:

I've seen that picture half a dozen times, and each time I thought it was Sandow's own arm

It it is, but my brain keeps jumping back and forth between wanting to think it is and wanting to think it's someone else's.



Cropping or no it still cracks me up every time.



Edit: This is what I see

WrasslorMonkey fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Oct 11, 2016

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Josh: "Is... is Donald Trump grabbing Maria's pussy?!"
Pope: "You know The Pope digs it, baby!"

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

rovert posted:

I don't want to tease or be annoying but there's a whole new thing set to happen tomorrow morning apparently. A legal situation.

It isn't part of usual TNA cycle. Just want to make that clear.

I so hope you're not working me into a shoot, brother.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Today is the greatest etc


https://twitter.com/EthanCarterTNA/status/786643852752883712

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Jack Anderson posted:

What the gently caress happened that required a loving restraining order? Was Dixie coming on to him or something?

Billy knows how this stuff goes down

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

They are still able to find the silver linings, though

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Gonzo McFee posted:

Good luck finding any.

There's still some left!!!

http://shoptna.com/jeff-jarrett-autographed-laser-engraved-guitar.aspx

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Vince purchases the tape library only to find a bunch of tape boxes containing scraps of paper reading "IOU"

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

flashy_mcflash posted:

I...I think this is acceptance? Somebody hold me.





I'm thinking maybe someone should put Chris on suicide watch

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

It has been such a rollercoaster seeing the outpouring of this and the Trump stuff simultaneously

It's all fun and games until we are TNA

Edit:

DoctorGonzo posted:

Im rooting for the state of Tennessee babaaaaaaaaaay!

Why isn't your av shaking. And covered in Vaseline and coke. And where are the hookers.

WrasslorMonkey fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Oct 15, 2016

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Is that RAW's new tagline?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Skarsnik posted:

Struggled to find a decent source image, you'd have thought it would be an easy thing to find :shrug:

Generally what I will do is rip the video from youtube. It's super easy with a bookmarklet from here: http://deturl.com/bookmarklet-to-directly-download-videos-from-youtube.asp

Just drag the link to your bookmarks bar, go to a youtube page like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkTeoz4vNH8, click the bookmarklet and it will create download links at the top of the page that you can right click/save.

From there you can import the video into Photoshop using File -> Import -> Video Frames to Layers...

Or you can use one of the websites that will just allow you to make gifs from youtube videos, like https://giphy.com/create/gifmaker (first one that came up when I googled "youtube to gif")

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Endless Mike posted:

I hope we get Dixie Carter on the stand trying to explain the difference between Dixie Carter the real person and Dixie Carter the character. And failing completely.

Dixie Carter has a ten inch penis

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

TNA was always in debt

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Wight?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

RZApublican posted:

After they've lost half their wrestlers from not paying them following the last set of tapings? This is gonna be a Twitch stream of Dixie playing with her action figures.

I want the lovely comic artist to illustrate this as well

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Speaking of comics, I got an early preview of an upcoming TNA comic in which EC3's doctor tries to cure him of his now out-of-control bacne... but at what cost?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

TNA is reaching tardigrade levels of survivability.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

davidbix posted:

It's the 35th weirdest TNA story this week.

I am so happy this company can't die

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

A few typo's, if you haven't caught them yet:

"Based on the questions the Corgan asks"
"Corgan would be ale to"
"S0me other notes from the filings"


So many lies. God I love TNA. I wonder how much Dixie thinks her life's work is worth

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

More like the knaves of the universe.

WrasslorMonkey fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Oct 22, 2016

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

What is Shamey McShameface doing in the Impact Zone?!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

89 posted:

they got paid

The most surprising part of the story imo.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


omg what will Universal Studios and the state of Florida do without all those TNA funds?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Gonzo McFee posted:

Can't believe that TNA overbooked it's own bankruptcy.

Yes, you can.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Like the mighty tardigrade and Jason Voorhees, I too believe TNA could survive in the vacuum of space

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Oh totally we will pay that debt right off ;) ;)

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