The Walking Dead S7 - We're on Easy Street, and it feels so sweet!

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Karma Comedian: Feb 2, 2012

TV Guide says it's going to get "more intense" after the premiere.

Theres gonna be a tiger.

moist turtleneck posted:

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AE posted:
Edit: There was no smug in telling them I ignored them. It's a shameful thing. I should not HAVE to ignore anybody, because nobody should be bothering me. The only reason he'd dodge the question is because he didn't have an answer. The only reason people would join in and help him gently caress with me is because they want entertainment. They have entertainment now. Can we talk about the Walking Dead now.

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AE posted:
I can do this all day. Since, to the three of you faggots, a post's length tells more than its content, I'm gonna see if I can simply block your posts, and then we all win. This is still me melting down, don't think it isn't!!

Edit: HAH! I loving CAN! Ignore list is a beautiful thing. Suck it, fags.

"JEEVES420 posted:
There is no reason to be so combative when someone has a theory that is based off something they missed in a fictional story. Its actually kind of interesting to see where people go with their own spin offs.

"JEEVES420 posted:
It is really disturbing how many of you are hoping for cannibalism when there has been next to no evidence of that is what they are walking into. Something is really wrong with you people.

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"JEEVES420 posted:
Cannibals are one theory (and quite possibly the right one) but lets not call it evidence until the show airs in October and tells us what they are. still holding out hope they dont go the cannibal route

Terminus has meat to share with new arrivals

First episode this season showed Carol handing a plate of meat to Daryl. Must be cannibals

The place seems under-populated (based on the vast map/radio room had only half a dozen people in it) for a place advertising itself as a sanctuary.

Half a dozen people inside, another half a dozen outside at grill, about a dozen on rooftops, and people in the woods. Not to mention they havent showed all of terminus.

Flashback to Rick teaching Carl how to build a snare and catch rabbits. The narrow path that leads to the trap mirrors their attempt to escape Terminus only to be herded by gunshots down a narrow corridor towards the guys waiting in bushes with guns

Trapping people could be for a number of reason. Their safety for one.

People locked in cattle-cars asking to be released

As with last point people could be locked up for turning violent. We saw no aggression until Rick pulled his gun.

Human remains

In a world where people are dying left and right human remains could be anything.

"JEEVES420 posted:
I read those and Kirkman basically said some people are right and some are wrong but he likes reading the theories. With so many people saying they are cannibals I don't doubt that they would go that route to please the masses.

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Stickarts posted:
Field study #1. Date: Oct. 29, 2015 (5 days AG)

Number of subjects analysed: Three.

Location: Local Campus

Reference object: One (1) Small standard Tim Horton's takeout coffee cup, measuring approx 3.5" in height (8.75 mm). Please note Tim Horton's is not at present a sponsor of this study.
Results:

Subject 1:

Description: LORAAS Green. Wheel-less.

Dumpster Gap: As you can see, Subject 1's Dumpster Gap (DG) is substantially less than the height of the cup. Approximating 1".

Hideability factor: 0. Given that Glenn is an adult male human, he would find it a physical impossibility to take cover beneath this dumpster from an undead hoard.

Subject 2:

Description: Blue LORAAS. Recycling, prototype. Wheel-less.

DG: Similar to Subject 1's. Visual evidence suggests a gap a fraction the height of the cup. Approximating 1".

Hideability factor: 0-<1?. The DG itself is simply an impossibility, as with Subject 1's. However, due to the existence of a removable, corrugated metal plate situated directly beneath the dumpster, there exists a non-zero chance that Glenn could have, in this hypothetical, found a way to take refuge within the space found beneath the metal plate. Further inquiry required.

Subject 3:

Description: Red LORAAS. Wheeled.

DG: The largest of this study. Approximating 8"

Hideability Factor: 7. The DG is no doubt narrow, and would provide little real safety from the pursuing grasp of the undead. However, it is theoretically a possibility that an adult male of Glenn's stature and ethnicity may fit beneath it. Breathing problems may present themselves, however, as the human test subject would be considerably constricted regardless of their individual girth. Further tests would require an analysis of Glenn's body width, including head diameter. This would be the proverbial tight squeeze, and to only make it partway and then become lodged would guarantee an unfortunate demise, but of the three subjects analysed in this field testing, Subject 3's DG was without a doubt the most likely to provide safety for Glenn in his attempt to hide from the undead.
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Note that these are only preliminary results. For any strong hypothesis to be developed, further testing would be required. However, initial results are somewhat grim for the feasbility of hiding underneath a dumpster from undead pursuers. The average of DG of 3.33" per subject are extremely inhospitable to human interaction. With this average, at best one could hide the majority of their upper limbs which, while preserving their integrity, would leave the rest of human subject body to ruination.

make this OP thanks