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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

usually this kind of money gets there when i go to this cash only bar and then i dont wear the coat for half a year

anyways its like past me has given present me a nice little gift and like treat yourself to an expensive neapolitan style pizza lunch with a craft beer and even leave a tip. did you know they cook these pizza at upwards of 500 degrees?

hell of a friday. what would you spend your $20 on?

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Oct 20, 2016

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

a quick beej from a really gross hooker

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
a thrice baked potatoe

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I would spend it on gas so I could drive to an atm and take out multiple hundreds of dollars to spend on drugs

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
$20 worht of nickel

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nut to Butt posted:

$20 worht of nickel
ahhhh a fellow investor i see

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I don't have a 401k, I just have thousands of bronze ingots in my garage

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Bitcoins.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

eat it

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

a quick beej from a really gross hooker

Jerry Mumphrey knows what's up. Treat yourself to a good time.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Sponge Baathist posted:

I would spend it on gas so I could drive to an atm and take out multiple hundreds of dollars to spend on drugs

:same:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Got a 19 dollar lifelock check. I don't remember signing up.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I often find $20 in the pockets of unsuspecting tourists

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
buy apple stock!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
What kinda coat was it?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Get some Hamms beer

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Smash it Smash hit posted:

What kinda coat was it?
black denim jacked :smugdog:

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

a quick beej from a really gross hooker

a gross beej from a really quick hooker

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I found $20 in a coat pocket today too!

I check coats at a night club.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


i stuff it into your moms vag like im packing a musket

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I found $20 in a coat pocket today too!

I check coats at a night club.
the perfect crime

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I once found $80 on the mean streets of downtown Annapolis, Maryland, outside of Harry Brown's restaurant and bar on State Circle

IBurnStuffAlot
Feb 25, 2008

:siren:DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN:siren:
buy a single bottle of high end e-juice

something in a sugary cereal or maybe a lychee frozen yogurt

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

OP, next time you find dog poo poo in the street by stepping on it, be sure to make a thread about it.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
two boxes of wine and 1 slice of pizza

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
All I found was a melty crayon. :smith:

Doghouse
Oct 22, 2004

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
You actually didn't gain anything since you had lost it before so you just come out even :shrug:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Two fancy cocktails+tip.

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost

FedEx Mercury posted:

Two fancy cocktails+tip.

I don't know where you are but fancy anything is gonna run like $12 a pop in my experience

edit: go buy $20 worth of green plastic army men

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Doghouse posted:

You actually didn't gain anything since you had lost it before so you just come out even :shrug:

look at this loving nerd

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


buy 20 of these

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

rabble rabble posted:

I don't know where you are but fancy anything is gonna run like $12 a pop in my experience

edit: go buy $20 worth of green plastic army men

Luckily I live far away from the big city with expensive cocktails and liberal values.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
was it worth the salty aftertaste?

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Down payment on a new Keurig.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Nut to Butt posted:

$20 worht of nickel

nickels are down moron, get 20 dollars in pennies and wait until the price of copper goes up again. i forgot to mention: you have to actually sort 20 dollars of pennies, keeping the pre 1982 pennies, returning the post 1982 pennies, repeatedly doing this until it's all solid copper

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
I used to find way more than that in coke in coats, hoodies and jackets which frankly sounds way much more fun OP. What I am saying is spend the money on coke and leave in a jacket that you don't use very often as a life hack.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
have you considered using it to acquire illegal contraband?

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
I just got a 20$ check in the mail from a class action suit against LinkedIn , I'm going to Disneyland.

gonna spend it on pot

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

On a shopping spree.

At the dollar tree.

Fake Suave hygiene.

Fake Monster Energy.

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
buy a nice hammer, treat yourself

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