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...with either candidate winning it is likely to be the end of the world. However, should by some miracle - both candidates die of old age or stupidity before the election - Kanye West has promissed to run for president. But he needs a candidate to run against.... My suggestions: Bender Atleast he will get the job done!  Vermin Supreme He wants to give everyone a free pony!  Voldemort: Poor guy has lost so many times, let's give him a chance!  Deez Nuts: 
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Historical Wizards posted:Just imagine, First Lady Bill Clinton Like he's not gonna request to be called "the first pimp" |
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its' about time. id like to say we had a good run but i dont wanna spend my last days lying like that. its greedy for us to keep going, so i'ts time to cash out. no punchline |
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Oct 22, 2016 01:24
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A random person should be president. If that person is a baby, too drat bad. |
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Oct 22, 2016 01:33
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Piso Mojado: forums moderator 2016 |
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Oct 22, 2016 01:46
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Piso Mojado posted:Piso Mojado: forums moderator 2016
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<3 
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how did it come to this?
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Commie NedFlanders posted:how did it come to this? Marylin Manson, no doubt.
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which makes you age faster, being prezzie or being a mod? |
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I'm here to inquire about the supreme court position. I saw your add in the paper and I believe that I am the right earth human for the job.
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Zorodius posted:A random person should be president. If that person is a baby, too drat bad. this is how the ancient greeks defined democracy except they didnt think babies was people though
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I am voting for my cat he will probably do nothing but continue his daily routine of sitting around and licking his own butt but he would probably not invoke the end of the world/human civilization as long as he gets some cat food every now and then
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Dads Dip Cup posted:I am voting for my cat What happends if he runs out of cat food, or if he eats so much he becomes like King Kong and starts eating everyone?
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i really want to quietly want to replace all the signs in the geriatric vet with a pitbull yard with ones that say "DUMP AND PONCE, MAKE AMERIKKA SMELL GREAT AGAIN" woukld that be illegal? |
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I'm still waiting for the candidates to answer whether or not they plan on keeping Russell Wilson as the White House's designated piano player 
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Oct 23, 2016 05:40
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george carlin was right
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Lol if you think it actually matters who the president is |
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See if we had made the BYOB Moonbase or the Secret BYOB Weed Island we would all have a place to flee too.
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Vynar posted:See if we had made the BYOB Moonbase or the Secret BYOB Weed Island we would all have a place to flee too. or a weed moon... hmmm
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Vynar posted:See if we had made the BYOB Moonbase or the Secret BYOB Weed Island we would all have a place to flee too. I am currently working on "Secret Norwegian BYOB Weed Refuge" but the lottery tickets aint ticking in like I want them to... So if someone could please donate me 5mill USD, I can get it done quicker?
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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Uxzuigal posted:I am currently working on "Secret Norwegian BYOB Weed Refuge" but the lottery tickets aint ticking in like I want them to... So if someone could please donate me 5mill USD, I can get it done quicker? Personally I approve of a secret BYOB refugee located in anywhere in Scandinavia. Korea is also fine because their food is delicious. We might have to go to Siberia should things get nasty enough.
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I am publicly RENOUNCING my support for the following candidates, and all previous statements I mistakenly made in support of these candidates should be considered REVOKED immediately. Copyright Peter "FactsAreUseless" Ianucci-Edelsman 2016 to ALL FUTURE DATES. 1. City councilman Tuck Lunder 2. Six-time failed county coroner candidate Herbert Chippeldunch 3. So-called "pet of the month" Charles the Green-Cheeked Conure at Helping Paws Veterinary of Springwood 4. Child mayor Raylynn Speakeasy, who is NOT as cute as she thinks 5. 6th District representative Chaphins Sped |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I am publicly RENOUNCING my support for the following candidates, and all previous statements I mistakenly made in support of these candidates should be considered REVOKED immediately. Copyright Peter "FactsAreUseless" Ianucci-Edelsman 2016 to ALL FUTURE DATES. :O Not councilman Tuck Lunder?! Who will you support now??
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Uxzuigal posted::O Not councilman Tuck Lunder?! Probably his ex husband Baron Thunk Thunderhuge. But really I have to say that they have kept the race classy and not aired their dirty laundry so to speak via personal attack adds. I hear they are still friends and have joint custody of the kids.
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Vynar posted:Probably his ex husband Baron Thunk Thunderhuge. But really I have to say that they have kept the race classy and not aired their dirty laundry so to speak via personal attack adds. I hear they are still friends and have joint custody of the kids. Joint kids of staff!
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FactsAreUseless posted:I am publicly RENOUNCING my support for the following candidates, and all previous statements I mistakenly made in support of these candidates should be considered REVOKED immediately. Copyright Peter "FactsAreUseless" Ianucci-Edelsman 2016 to ALL FUTURE DATES. TAKE IT BACK YOU MONSTER
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hamjobs posted:TAKE IT BACK YOU MONSTER While the kids seem happy and it was excessive before, I think her decree of "no homework forever" was a bit too drastic of a leap in the other direction. And you may like it now but I assure you that you will get sick of mandatory ice cream dinner soon enough.
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Vynar posted:While the kids seem happy and it was excessive before, I think her decree of "no homework forever" was a bit too drastic of a leap in the other direction. And you may like it now but I assure you that you will get sick of mandatory ice cream dinner soon enough. you can't make me because you're not my real dad and child mayor said so also who the heck gets sick of mandatory ice cream dinner? (me, as i am lactose intolerant.)
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hamjobs posted:you can't make me because you're not my real dad and child mayor said so I offer lactose free milk, cheese and icecream in our upcoming BYOB Refuge Center!
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I should really get on my "Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Nyarlahotep" bumper sticker idea before it's too late!
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Dads Dip Cup posted:I am voting for my cat
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Historical Wizards posted:Just imagine, First Lady Bill Clinton First Ladykiller |
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Bill Clinton sits sad and alone in the White House as Hillary leaves to attend to serious business. He absentmindedly taps on his large iron chastity belt and sighs.
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Luvcow posted:Bill Clinton sits sad and alone in the White House as Hillary leaves to attend to serious business. He absentmindedly taps on his large iron chastity belt and sighs. Haha |
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