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strong bird
May 12, 2009

Part of the strong bird food forum series of megathreads

Greetings. This thread is for talking about water.

Water - it's the blue liquid that lives in the oceans and it comes out of your sink.

Humans have been drinking water for about as long as we can remember. There's even archaeological evidence that the Egyptians AND the ancient Greeks drank the stuff.

Personally, I can't get enough of water. There's something about water that draws me to it, almost on a subconscious level. Doctors recommend you drink it, but it doesn't have any flavors in it so some people don't like to. But that doesn't turn of me off it.

Water comes in a few different types, which I'll quickly explain in a little detail below.

Varieties of water

Water (plain): Good ol' water. Comes out of the sink. You can use this water.
Ocean water: Comes out of the ocean. Largely useless due to its high fish content. Avoid if possible.
Dirt water: Water that people dig out of the ground. Before we invented the water sink, this was how everyone around the world got their water.
Sky water: Comes out of the sky. Some people use this like original water, but you need to make sure it's not full of acid by giving it to Litmus first.
Bottle water: Same as original water, but it comes out of someone else's sink. You can use this if you want, but can you really trust another person's sink?
Hard water: When all kinds of water get cold, they can sometimes become hard as a rock. This kind of hard water is called 'ice water'. You can use this hard water to make your other water types colder. Cool!


Hope this helps. Remember, with water, you can't really go wrong as long as you avoid the ocean water. Let me know what you think about water.

strong bird fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Nov 1, 2016

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strong bird
May 12, 2009


Thank you

strong bird
May 12, 2009

LudaChris posted:

your thread is bad and you should feel bad, OP

Looks like you drank a little too much of the ocean water, my man. Stick to the classics next time.

strong bird
May 12, 2009

Good idea

strong bird
May 12, 2009

Figured out some other varieties of water earlier.

Rotten plant water: Water that has rotten plants in it. Popular due to its alcohol content, 'RPW' is a known poison which causes cancer.
Fresh plant water: Water that has regular plants in it. Manufactured by placing the plants into hot water. Pretty good for a change from classic water. Is not poison.
Cow water: Water from a female cow, this stuff is known in some circles as milked water.
Burnt bean water: Similar to 'FPW'. Burnt bean water was discovered by the Arab tribes, and the plant that yields the beans remains a closely guarded secret by those August people.

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strong bird
May 12, 2009

Sink water is colorless but ocean water is blue due to the fish

Sorry for the confusion

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