|
and drove home. bucket didn't make it. moral of the story is even if it's just a bucket of poo poo don't leave things on the roof of your vehicle.
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:00
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 26, 2024 23:18 |
|
|
Boy I wouldn't want to be the one to clean up THAT mess! Ha ha, great story.
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:01
|
|
|
Quite the boner!
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:12
|
|
|
scott zoloft posted:and drove home. bucket didn't make it. Like a baby. 
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:13
|
|
|
did you have to clean up the bucket when he left your mom's house?
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:13
|
|
|
glowstick party tonight posted:did you have to clean up the bucket when he left your mom's house? You're not your. 
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:14
|
|
|
I'm yourb brother, op
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:16
|
|
|
Yeah, your "brother" totally did this.
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:17
|
|
|
Don't come a knocking If the van's got a bucket of poo poo flying off the roof
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:17
|
|
|
They were building this bar by our apartment in college so one night we got drunk as hell and went over there and took shits in all of the helmets in the construction yards trailor. I'm pretty sure the next day those construction guys put hats full of poo poo on their head.
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:18
|
|
|
every man has a brother and every brother comes with a moral
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:20
|
|
|
First you kill a man and now this?
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:21
|
|
|
question: why poo poo bucket
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:24
|
|
|
Buckets of poo poo for everyone!
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:25
|
|
|
he does hvac installations and he doesn't like to use the toilets in peoples homes because he's afraid he'll destroy them. so he shits in a bucket in the back of his work van. i dunno what events led up to him putting the bucket on the roof but then he done tried to drive home with it.
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:43
|
|
|
i like to destroy toilets
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:53
|
|
|
nice my mom works at starbucks too
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:53
|
|
|
VendaGoat posted:Buckets of poo poo for everyone! *starts taking the buckets of poo poo that are meant for everyone* *keeps taking buckets of poo poo even though they are supposed to be buckets of poo poo for the whole thread* *throws buckets of poo poo all over the floor and kicks over a bunch of buckets of poo poo and uses the floor like a slip and slide* *cuts knee on some broken tile and bleeds into the poo poo* *indiscriminate rolling around in poo poo and getting some in my mouth*
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:55
|
|
|
sorry to hear that OP
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 02:59
|
|
|
Dave_Indeed posted:*starts taking the buckets of poo poo that are meant for everyone* *Witnesses this* *Start voting Republican.*
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:00
|
|
|
i used to leave my buckets of poo poo on top of the car until i found out it's illegal if your kids can't buckle up
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:01
|
|
|
boy are my arms tired
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:02
|
|
|
Guys what if like you came so hard on a chicks face it broke her neck and she died on top of a van??
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:15
|
|
|
scott zoloft posted:and drove home. bucket didn't make it. why the gently caress did you feel you needed to tell us this boring story?
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:17
|
|
|
Dave_Indeed posted:Guys what if like you came so hard on a chicks face it broke her neck and she died on top of a van?? I'd confess to this crime, simply to prove that; I had sex and I was so virile that I killed a chick with my gently caress.
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:22
|
|
|
Imagine the sound of those turds hitting the pavement and getting run over all splat plop plop LMFAO
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:23
|
|
|
VendaGoat posted:I'd confess to this crime, simply to prove that; I had sex and I was so virile that I killed a chick with my gently caress. one of three things here are true. Its up to you to decide which
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:24
|
|
|
Mumpy Puffinz posted:one of three things here are true. loving 
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:25
|
|
|
VendaGoat posted:I'd confess to this crime, simply to prove that; I had sex and I was so virile that I killed a chick with my gently caress. One time I went an entire day without wacking it and then the next day my wiener was like a drat sprinkler cumming sperm all over my room. We didn't get our security back on that apartment lololololoololollolol.
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:27
|
|
|
one time i went a whole week without wanking and then when i accidentally saw a lady on the tv my dick exploded and now i am also a lady
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:29
|
|
|
scott zoloft posted:he does hvac installations and he doesn't like to use the toilets in peoples homes because he's afraid he'll destroy them. so he shits in a bucket in the back of his work van. i dunno what events led up to him putting the bucket on the roof but then he done tried to drive home with it. uh i hope he is self employed
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:29
|
|
|
Dave_Indeed posted:One time I went an entire day without wacking it and then the next day my wiener was like a drat sprinkler cumming sperm all over my room. We didn't get our security back on that apartment lololololoololollolol. renting a wet-vacc was probably less expensive than your deposit
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:30
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:39
|
|
|
brother got to leave a bucket (most likely) full to the brim with poo poo on a freeway with no negative ramifications there is no moral, hail satan
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:54
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:55
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:57
|
|
|
He should have just pooped in his own butt then he wouldn't have had that problem
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 03:56
|
|
|
I bet he farted in it too
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 04:00
|
|
|
younger siblings should spend more time thanking their big brothers for weeding through some of life's curve balls. i stand only to benefit from his experience.
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 04:40
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 26, 2024 23:18 |
|
|
|
|
#
?
Oct 25, 2016 04:41
|
|