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http://io9.gizmodo.com/blubberella-auteur-uwe-boll-to-retire-from-filmmaking-1788265334 “The market is dead,” Who is Lowtax going to box now? http://www.avclub.com/article/uwe-boll-announces-his-retirement-filmmaking-244856 “We have to loving kill the rich,” and simultaneously bragging he has “enough money to play golf ’til I’m dead.” Flaggy fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Oct 27, 2016 |
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hollywood output has been so aggressively mediocre over the past few years that it's like he's never left
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Oct 27, 2016 15:53
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Uwe Boll believes that his movies 'said a point about things' and that they 'deserved to be discussed bigger then they were'. lol. Is English this guys third language or is he really bad at speaking?
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Oct 27, 2016 15:57
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Regardless of his poor english, he is right, Uwe Boll's movies do say a point about things. The point they say is that Uwe Boll is a bad filmmaker edit: was a bad filmmaker, sorry
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Oct 27, 2016 16:04
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Flaggy posted:Who is Lowtax going to box now? Not like he did any boxing in the match with Boll anyway. He just cowered a bunch and got his rear end kicked until he ran away like a scared child
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Oct 27, 2016 16:05
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Assault on Wall Street was pretty good imo
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Oct 27, 2016 16:05
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Oh.. so can you not get tax breaks from making films at a loss in Germany anymore? That's a shame.
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Oct 27, 2016 16:14
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I just realized Uwe Boll looks like a retarded German Matt Damon.
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Oct 27, 2016 16:28
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rip
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Oct 27, 2016 16:30
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Does Uwe Boll have CTE?
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Oct 27, 2016 16:39
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Ohgodno. So that's it for the Bloodrayne cinematic universe???
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Oct 27, 2016 16:40
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lowtax lost the fight but won the war
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Oct 27, 2016 16:43
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Believe In Yrself Betty posted:lowtax lost the fight but won the war uwe boll is probably decently wealthy so I think he won in the end
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Oct 27, 2016 16:43
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CharlestonJew posted:uwe boll is probably decently wealthy so I think he won in the end Yes but lowtax's internet cred (his "e-cred") score is still holding strong, whereas boll has none. Costco still accepts e-cred in exchange for hotdogs right ? ?
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Oct 27, 2016 16:51
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I liked him when he was with the Washington Bullets.
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Oct 27, 2016 17:51
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I thought he already quit movies, because germany finally got rid of the tax incentives that basically paid for all his lovely films?JakeP posted:Not like he did any boxing in the match with Boll anyway. He just cowered a bunch and got his rear end kicked until he ran away like a scared child
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Oct 27, 2016 18:03
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Lowtax should take up Bill's crown, only instead he makes decent movies based on really lovely games. Something Awful Films presents: Dontrel the Dolphin
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Oct 27, 2016 18:07
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in a world, where a man's house is his castle... "honey, I'm home!" sometimes what should be most secure "god, what a great house!" *cracks open a beer* can be one's..... doom *beer sprays everywhere* "god, what is this - some kind of doom house?!?" DOOM HOUSE '17 GET IN IT
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Oct 27, 2016 18:12
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Oh yeah. We can follow it up with a sequel starting Notch. DOOM HOUSE: SADBRAIN BILLIONAIRE
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Oct 27, 2016 18:17
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"the body of Marcus 'Notch' Persson was found underneath a pile of wall-dispensed candy last night - police suspect a doom house"
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Oct 27, 2016 18:19
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At least he made Postal before retiring.
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Oct 27, 2016 18:23
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I have never seen any of his movies but I use Lowtax's website.
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Oct 27, 2016 18:23
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Why didn't they get Uwe Boll to direct Warcraft?
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Oct 27, 2016 18:47
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during the fight lowtax gave uwe a refined version of the 5 point palm exploding heart technique except it took a few years to kick in and forced him to retire update: lowtax actually won the fight
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Oct 27, 2016 18:54
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Jim Barris posted:Uwe Boll believes that his movies 'said a point about things' and that they 'deserved to be discussed bigger then they were'. lol. Is English this guys third language or is he really bad at speaking? The first Rampage was one of Uwe Boll's only watchable movies. I saw part of the second one and holy poo poo. As well as the other movies he started making. Somewhere along the line he went from troll being offensive for kicks to "I wear tinfoil hats and think some mass murder would be a good thing" psycho from what I can tell. Perhaps I'm being unfair but I think he made a few movies like that recently.
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Oct 27, 2016 18:59
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Believe In Yrself Betty posted:lowtax lost the fight but won the war Boll retired rich, lowtax is literally begging the forums for money lmbo
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Oct 27, 2016 19:11
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Klyith posted:lol like you'd have done different? boll practiced boxing a lot more than he practiced film making. i wouldn't be retarded enough to sign up to box someone who trains in boxing without actually training at all, and even if I was I wouldn't be a cocky rear end hole about it going in like Lowtax was. Dude got humbled and deserved it
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Oct 27, 2016 19:13
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Saw "In The Name Of The King" in theaters and it was like being part of an MST3k episode. Everyone was there for the same reason.
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Oct 27, 2016 19:16
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this and vine being closed are a double whammy of good news
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Oct 27, 2016 19:28
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I'm sad that somebody who puts out such aggressively mediocre content and then gets pissy when he's called out on it by _literally_everybody_ is retiring. At least we still have Chuck Lorre.
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Oct 27, 2016 20:31
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JakeP posted:Boll retired rich, lowtax is literally begging the forums for money lmbo Not just satisfied with the forum, Lowtax goes to twitter to claim Notch owes him money for minecraft. Both Uwe Boll and Lowtax are unverified on twitter so I'd say they are equals.
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Oct 27, 2016 21:30
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JakeP posted:Boll retired rich, lowtax is literally begging the forums for money lmbo lol
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Oct 27, 2016 22:25
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Problem with this is anybody who defends Lowtax for getting knocked the gently caress out will be accused of white knighting some white guy from Kansas which is literally impossible. Uwe Boll was the greatest troll of his own career. No loving original thought and took his dumb rear end super serious. At least Lowtax (AND LITERALLY EVERYBODY ELSE WHO ATTENDED AND PARTICIPATED) treated his dumb rear end boxing poo poo with the contempt it deserved. Some massage exercise for his stupid butthurt "nobody likes my lovely films that aren't original and are lovely compared to the original material I've based them on." e: Uwe Boll is basically Star Wars Kid. The worst you can say about Lowtax et al is they enabled his autistic retard poo poo. Theophany fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Oct 27, 2016 |
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Oct 27, 2016 22:37
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Saw "In The Name Of The King" in theaters and it was like being part of an MST3k episode. Is that the one where Ray Liotta has those coked up eyes, even more than usual? That was garbo (oh and facelift Burt Reynolds as the king)
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Oct 27, 2016 23:24
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ive always thought it was a shame that uwe boll latched onto bloodrayne because that had the potential to be way sexier than underworld by a huge margin imo
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Oct 27, 2016 23:27
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Theophany posted:Problem with this is anybody who defends Lowtax for getting knocked the gently caress out will be accused of white knighting some white guy from Kansas which is literally impossible. The thing is, Uwe Boll won't retire, he will announce in 6 months that he had decided to come back to same film or some such poo poo.
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Oct 28, 2016 00:27
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I respect Lowtax because even though he lost at least he got in the ring, and he even got up after a knockdown.
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Oct 28, 2016 00:32
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mike12345 posted:Is that the one where Ray Liotta has those coked up eyes, even more than usual? That was garbo (oh and facelift Burt Reynolds as the king) Yes, Ray Liotta was the evil coked up mob wizard.
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postal is art
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The one thing that sums best Boll's finesse is that during Alone in the Dark's love scene he picked Youssou N'Dor's "Seven seconds" as a soundtrack. A song about innocence of newborn baby. Also he made a parody of his own Bloodrayne movies, where Rayne is overweight.
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