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Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
i so would. you get some gorgeous young woman who can't say no to you. you get to be with her and you get to be seen with her. the social validation you'd get from that would be incredible! and if you have the money, she literally can't leave you. it's a beautiful arrangement. sadly, it'll never happen for me, but a guy can dream, right?

but how about you, goons??

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
My gut says maybe.

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years
I would just buy a couple high class whores for the night....or maybe like 100 cheap ones

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I'd prefer a 'mistress'

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

Nightrain posted:

I would just buy a couple high class whores for the night....or maybe like 100 cheap ones

at the same time? that sounds dope

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years

Manticorny posted:

at the same time? that sounds dope

At the same time, literally waist deep in pussy

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i would very much like a personal butt slut

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy escorts whenever you get the urge?

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years

Chinatown posted:

i would very much like a personal butt slut

Email me

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

down n out posted:

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy escorts whenever you get the urge?

you can basically keep a college girl as your sex pet. a really beautiful one, too, like the ones who ignored you when you were in school. but she won't ignore me now! ha ha ha!

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Manticorny posted:

you can basically keep a college girl as your sex pet. a really beautiful one, too, like the ones who ignored you when you were in school. but she won't ignore me now! ha ha ha!

turns out they ignored you because they were getting the dick from a flabby old man who paid all their bills

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

LegoPirateNinja posted:

turns out they ignored you because they were getting the dick from a flabby old man who paid all their bills

not this time, my friend. not this time.

kickascii
Mar 30, 2010
These girls often get boyfriends their own age and try to keep their sugar daddy a secret. It's no Bueno when they find out about you. Poor young college guy on the football team finds out his perfect princess girlfriend is banging your 40 year old rear end once a week for rent and a car payment, and you're gonna have a bad time.

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

kickascii posted:

These girls often get boyfriends their own age and try to keep their sugar daddy a secret. It's no Bueno when they find out about you. Poor young college guy on the football team finds out his perfect princess girlfriend is banging your 40 year old rear end once a week for rent and a car payment, and you're gonna have a bad time.

but when push comes to shove, who's she gonna choose?? ehh???

kickascii
Mar 30, 2010
Being a sugar daddy is very far from drama free, it has more strings attached then a standard relationship. These bitches may be good actresses, but they are not that smart, and they are entitled. You will eventually be facing down a frat guy and his bros, looking for justice. It won't be her fault.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


kickascii posted:

banging your 40 year old rear end once a week for rent and a car payment, and you're gonna have a bad time.

I'm in this exact situation except it's my plain ol' girlfriend instead of a college hottie.

I'm gettin' screwed on this deal what the heck!

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
people only like people to get something out of it so this is no different

George Sex - REAL
Dec 1, 2005

Bisssssssexual
Yeah it's best to have just the most hollow shell of consent in a relationship. I get you OP. Looking forward to your next thread about hypothetical legal rape

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Tom Gorman posted:

I'm in this exact situation except it's my plain ol' girlfriend instead of a college hottie.

I'm gettin' screwed on this deal what the heck!

Murder death kill?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
How can you be a father to a lump (???) of sugar? You are insane, OP. No amount of money can make this possible.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
This is all very hypothetical but I'd rather be with an uggo that liked me for my wretched goon personality

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Paladinus posted:

How can you be a father to a lump (???) of sugar? You are insane, OP. No amount of money can make this possible.

I see someone has never dehydrated their cum vase

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
There's nothing I want more than society's approval. :rolleyes:


I want a sugarmomma

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

interwhat posted:

There's nothing I want more than society's approval. :rolleyes:

i unironically agree

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
i do have the money and prefer to be with women of a similar socio/economic status

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
lmao gently caress no in like 5-10 years im just gonna hire some ugly poor lady to grow a clone of myself and raise it to deceive, divide, conquer and rule with an iron fist

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

dookifex_maximus posted:

lmao gently caress no in like 5-10 years im just gonna hire some ugly poor lady to grow a clone of myself and raise it to deceive, divide, conquer and rule with an iron fist

yes, but can you gently caress it? there's the rub

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Manticorny posted:

yes, but can you gently caress it? there's the rub

im trans-asexual

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I lived with a stripper just after college. One time a guy loaned her his car and she had it for like 8 months until she drunk drove it down the highway on a rim and left it at some club.

So I don't think it worked out for that guy.

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Dave_Indeed posted:

I lived with a stripper just after college. One time a guy loaned her his car and she had it for like 8 months until she drunk drove it down the highway on a rim and left it at some club.

So I don't think it worked out for that guy.

did anything else interesting happen

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
But did it work out for you?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'd find a way to gently caress it up due to my aspergers. And attempting to have sidechicks has typically led to me having all of the drawbacks and none of the benefits of it; I end up with two sexless relationships and a lot of misery.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

EVIL NOONER posted:

did anything else interesting happen

Yeah I banged her and her dumb stripper friends a lot.

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Dave_Indeed posted:

Yeah I banged her and her dumb stripper friends a lot.

thats not really what i meant tbh

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
no i am too arrogant. i would enjoy being a sugar daddy, but i would delude myself into believing it was because of my own personal charm and had nothing to do with money

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Rutibex posted:

no i am too arrogant. i would enjoy being a sugar daddy, but i would delude myself into believing it was because of my own personal charm and had nothing to do with money

isnt that the point tho

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
oh ok thats fine then, i didnt know if i could be a sugar daddy without self identifying as one

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

get a sugarmomma and use her money to become a sugardaddy

the trickle-down effect in action!

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
I don't have any money, but I have a lot of dogs. Flush with pup. How many dogs does it take to convince a girl to have sex with me?

They're not even below-average quality dogs either. All A+ cool and chill. One wears Easter rabbit ears, but none of them will tolerate the shoes I buy the ungrateful turds.

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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Yeah I don't "get it"

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