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i so would. you get some gorgeous young woman who can't say no to you. you get to be with her and you get to be seen with her. the social validation you'd get from that would be incredible! and if you have the money, she literally can't leave you. it's a beautiful arrangement. sadly, it'll never happen for me, but a guy can dream, right? but how about you, goons?? (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 23:53 |
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My gut says maybe.
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 23:54 |
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I would just buy a couple high class whores for the night....or maybe like 100 cheap ones
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 23:56 |
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I'd prefer a 'mistress'
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 23:57 |
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Nightrain posted:I would just buy a couple high class whores for the night....or maybe like 100 cheap ones at the same time? that sounds dope
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# ? Oct 28, 2016 23:59 |
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Manticorny posted:at the same time? that sounds dope At the same time, literally waist deep in pussy
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:01 |
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i would very much like a personal butt slut
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:03 |
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Wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy escorts whenever you get the urge?
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:02 |
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Chinatown posted:i would very much like a personal butt slut Email me
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:04 |
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down n out posted:Wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy escorts whenever you get the urge? you can basically keep a college girl as your sex pet. a really beautiful one, too, like the ones who ignored you when you were in school. but she won't ignore me now! ha ha ha!
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:03 |
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Manticorny posted:you can basically keep a college girl as your sex pet. a really beautiful one, too, like the ones who ignored you when you were in school. but she won't ignore me now! ha ha ha! turns out they ignored you because they were getting the dick from a flabby old man who paid all their bills
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:06 |
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LegoPirateNinja posted:turns out they ignored you because they were getting the dick from a flabby old man who paid all their bills not this time, my friend. not this time.
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:08 |
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These girls often get boyfriends their own age and try to keep their sugar daddy a secret. It's no Bueno when they find out about you. Poor young college guy on the football team finds out his perfect princess girlfriend is banging your 40 year old rear end once a week for rent and a car payment, and you're gonna have a bad time.
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:12 |
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kickascii posted:These girls often get boyfriends their own age and try to keep their sugar daddy a secret. It's no Bueno when they find out about you. Poor young college guy on the football team finds out his perfect princess girlfriend is banging your 40 year old rear end once a week for rent and a car payment, and you're gonna have a bad time. but when push comes to shove, who's she gonna choose?? ehh???
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:14 |
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Being a sugar daddy is very far from drama free, it has more strings attached then a standard relationship. These bitches may be good actresses, but they are not that smart, and they are entitled. You will eventually be facing down a frat guy and his bros, looking for justice. It won't be her fault.
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:29 |
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kickascii posted:banging your 40 year old rear end once a week for rent and a car payment, and you're gonna have a bad time. I'm in this exact situation except it's my plain ol' girlfriend instead of a college hottie. I'm gettin' screwed on this deal what the heck!
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 00:44 |
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people only like people to get something out of it so this is no different
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 01:16 |
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Yeah it's best to have just the most hollow shell of consent in a relationship. I get you OP. Looking forward to your next thread about hypothetical legal rape
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 01:26 |
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Tom Gorman posted:I'm in this exact situation except it's my plain ol' girlfriend instead of a college hottie. Murder death kill?
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 01:26 |
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How can you be a father to a lump (???) of sugar? You are insane, OP. No amount of money can make this possible.
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 01:33 |
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This is all very hypothetical but I'd rather be with an uggo that liked me for my wretched goon personality
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 01:35 |
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Paladinus posted:How can you be a father to a lump (???) of sugar? You are insane, OP. No amount of money can make this possible. I see someone has never dehydrated their cum vase
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 01:36 |
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There's nothing I want more than society's approval. I want a sugarmomma
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 01:38 |
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interwhat posted:There's nothing I want more than society's approval. i unironically agree
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 01:42 |
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i do have the money and prefer to be with women of a similar socio/economic status
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 01:43 |
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lmao gently caress no in like 5-10 years im just gonna hire some ugly poor lady to grow a clone of myself and raise it to deceive, divide, conquer and rule with an iron fist
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 01:44 |
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dookifex_maximus posted:lmao gently caress no in like 5-10 years im just gonna hire some ugly poor lady to grow a clone of myself and raise it to deceive, divide, conquer and rule with an iron fist yes, but can you gently caress it? there's the rub
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 01:44 |
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Manticorny posted:yes, but can you gently caress it? there's the rub im trans-asexual
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 02:13 |
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I lived with a stripper just after college. One time a guy loaned her his car and she had it for like 8 months until she drunk drove it down the highway on a rim and left it at some club. So I don't think it worked out for that guy.
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 02:14 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:I lived with a stripper just after college. One time a guy loaned her his car and she had it for like 8 months until she drunk drove it down the highway on a rim and left it at some club. did anything else interesting happen
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 02:16 |
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But did it work out for you?
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 02:18 |
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I'd find a way to gently caress it up due to my aspergers. And attempting to have sidechicks has typically led to me having all of the drawbacks and none of the benefits of it; I end up with two sexless relationships and a lot of misery.
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 02:19 |
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EVIL NOONER posted:did anything else interesting happen Yeah I banged her and her dumb stripper friends a lot.
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 02:21 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:Yeah I banged her and her dumb stripper friends a lot. thats not really what i meant tbh
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 02:24 |
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no i am too arrogant. i would enjoy being a sugar daddy, but i would delude myself into believing it was because of my own personal charm and had nothing to do with money
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 02:25 |
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Rutibex posted:no i am too arrogant. i would enjoy being a sugar daddy, but i would delude myself into believing it was because of my own personal charm and had nothing to do with money isnt that the point tho
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 02:25 |
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oh ok thats fine then, i didnt know if i could be a sugar daddy without self identifying as one
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 02:27 |
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get a sugarmomma and use her money to become a sugardaddy the trickle-down effect in action!
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 02:31 |
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I don't have any money, but I have a lot of dogs. Flush with pup. How many dogs does it take to convince a girl to have sex with me? They're not even below-average quality dogs either. All A+ cool and chill. One wears Easter rabbit ears, but none of them will tolerate the shoes I buy the ungrateful turds.
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# ? Oct 29, 2016 02:34 |
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Yeah I don't "get it"
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