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TheManFromFOXHOUND
Nov 5, 2011
Something arrived in the mail today!













Au contraire mon petit carton! Paper is exactly what I wanted!



Every book has a surprise inside!











The one on the left isn't mentioned in the note. Bonus book!













Thanks so much to my Santa! This is more than I could ever have hoped for.

Edited to add:
Thanks Santa, I thought I might be missing one.

TheManFromFOXHOUND fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Dec 14, 2016

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Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

Wow. I want your Santa to be my Santa next year.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

TheManFromFOXHOUND posted:

Something arrived in the mail today!

Thanks for showing off my terrible handwriting! You're welcome!

(:ssh:There should be another surprise in The Master & Margareta)



Wait, what's this?





Santa has visited me too?




And he spoiled me!





A lot of great stuff, all new to me. This is awesome.

Thanks Santa!

wintermuteCF
Dec 9, 2006

LIEK HAI2U!
I received my last two books from my Santa today! Here are the four of them. (They're on Kindle as requested, so here are the covers)



The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan is a book that's been floating at the periphery of my interest for a while, but it's been a bit daunting to get started with a 14 book series. Finally having it in my collection may just be the kick in the pants I need. At least this series is COMPLETE, which would be a welcome change from the 'when's the next loving book coming out' feeling I get from the Locke Lamora, Kingkiller, Stormlight, and Expanse series.

Space Chronicles by Neil Degrasse Tyson looks like something that would totally interest me. I don't think it was directly on my wishlists, but you correctly deduced that space is something I'm very interested in.

C is for Cthulhu will be something useful for the little tyke in a few months. She is not yet to the range where she can really sit and look at a book, but soon she will be introduced to the horrors of the Lovecraft universe (and the alphabet).

The Slow Regard of Silent Things by Patrick Rothfuss is something directly off my wishlist, and since the Kingkiller series is one of my favorites (and apparently, Rothfuss is a third or fourth cousin to me, according to my second cousin), getting this book is much appreciated.


All in all, a great haul from my Santa, and I'm very excited to read them all!

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

I got the sex magick pdfs from CestMoi and have just PMed/emailed everyone dropbox links to their private package of poetry, politics, and pornographic ritual. Please check it out with an open mind and post here or in an appropriate thread to thank your generous Special Santa.

If you want to put theory in practice, please, remember to always practice safe sex magick. Put a condom on your wand before dipping it into the sacred chalice!

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

Franchescanado posted:

A lot of great stuff, all new to me. This is awesome.

Thanks Santa!

Glad you like them... The Descent is one of my favorite horror books that I've read recently. Cabinet of Curiosities is a good book to pick up and just randomly read a chapter. Hopefully The Book of Dave hits your interest in post-modern and The Stalin Epigram hits your interest of poetry. Vonnegut is Vonnegut, and that version has a great cover.

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

wintermuteCF posted:

I received my last two books from my Santa today! Here are the four of them. (They're on Kindle as requested, so here are the covers)



The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan is a book that's been floating at the periphery of my interest for a while, but it's been a bit daunting to get started with a 14 book series. Finally having it in my collection may just be the kick in the pants I need. At least this series is COMPLETE, which would be a welcome change from the 'when's the next loving book coming out' feeling I get from the Locke Lamora, Kingkiller, Stormlight, and Expanse series.

Space Chronicles by Neil Degrasse Tyson looks like something that would totally interest me. I don't think it was directly on my wishlists, but you correctly deduced that space is something I'm very interested in.

C is for Cthulhu will be something useful for the little tyke in a few months. She is not yet to the range where she can really sit and look at a book, but soon she will be introduced to the horrors of the Lovecraft universe (and the alphabet).

The Slow Regard of Silent Things by Patrick Rothfuss is something directly off my wishlist, and since the Kingkiller series is one of my favorites (and apparently, Rothfuss is a third or fourth cousin to me, according to my second cousin), getting this book is much appreciated.


All in all, a great haul from my Santa, and I'm very excited to read them all!

Those are pretty good presents for an eight year old

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Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

The Grey posted:

Glad you like them... The Descent is one of my favorite horror books that I've read recently. Cabinet of Curiosities is a good book to pick up and just randomly read a chapter. Hopefully The Book of Dave hits your interest in post-modern and The Stalin Epigram hits your interest of poetry. Vonnegut is Vonnegut, and that version has a great cover.

That Vonnegut cover is fantastic, I've never seen it. I love older weird paperback book covers, so this will fit right in. Due to it's short length, it'll probably be the first book I read of the group.

The Book of Dave is probably the one I'm most excited for. It sounds disorienting in the best way possible. The book description itself is sprawling and full of twists. I've never heard of it, or the author.

Stalin Epigram is right up there with Book of Dave on intrigue. I don't read much fiction about WW2, and I love reading about authors and poets.

I've heard about The Descent, and it's been on my Look-For list for a while. I'm never gifted horror novels, even though I love them. (I saw that you got North American Lake Monsters, which has some great stories, and awesome monster variety. Just wait until you read the one about the "angel" or the title story!)

And Cabinet of Curiosities is just drat cool.

Again, thank you very much! It's a great haul, and you did a great job picking things equally enjoyable and unexpected.

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

wintermuteCF posted:

I received my last two books from my Santa today! Here are the four of them. (They're on Kindle as requested, so here are the covers)



The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan is a book that's been floating at the periphery of my interest for a while, but it's been a bit daunting to get started with a 14 book series. Finally having it in my collection may just be the kick in the pants I need. At least this series is COMPLETE, which would be a welcome change from the 'when's the next loving book coming out' feeling I get from the Locke Lamora, Kingkiller, Stormlight, and Expanse series.

Space Chronicles by Neil Degrasse Tyson looks like something that would totally interest me. I don't think it was directly on my wishlists, but you correctly deduced that space is something I'm very interested in.

C is for Cthulhu will be something useful for the little tyke in a few months. She is not yet to the range where she can really sit and look at a book, but soon she will be introduced to the horrors of the Lovecraft universe (and the alphabet).

The Slow Regard of Silent Things by Patrick Rothfuss is something directly off my wishlist, and since the Kingkiller series is one of my favorites (and apparently, Rothfuss is a third or fourth cousin to me, according to my second cousin), getting this book is much appreciated.


All in all, a great haul from my Santa, and I'm very excited to read them all!

Merry Christmas. (I didn't realize these were books for 8 year olds, ha!) Anyways, hope you enjoy them. I really enjoyed Space Chronicles, I noticed you had alot of science/space books so I took a chance.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
i really enjoy the fact that a human heart is the greek chorus of the book barn, constantly reminding us of our sins like the persecuting furies

and also that all of his probations are from the book barn, possibly the gentlest subforum on this site

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

I like his first probation. "not about the arts".

wintermuteCF posted:

Space Chronicles by Neil Degrasse Tyson looks like something that would totally interest me. I don't think it was directly on my wishlists, but you correctly deduced that space is something I'm very interested in.

What is this, an essay collection? It looks interesting.

Franchescanado posted:

The Book of Dave is probably the one I'm most excited for. It sounds disorienting in the best way possible. The book description itself is sprawling and full of twists. I've never heard of it, or the author.

Will Self is most famous for snorting coke on the Prime Minister's jet. Made his name as a journalist but I hear his fiction is very good.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
a human heart has certainly mellowed out this past year from being ignored and called out regularly. The one or two times they've talked about books, they had good recommendations. I juat never knew Kiwis could be such dicks, especially about books.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
Please keep this thread Santa-focused.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


My sex magick ZIP File included a note, which reads:

quote:

merry christmas! I hope you enjoy this assortment of crap

You have got:
2 Black Panther newsletters, one with a festive theme
A Backpacker's startup (idk if this book is good)
Aleister Crowley's bizarre translation of the Tao Te Ching
A sex magick pdf
A Tang Dynasty poem
Too perfect! Thanks!

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Mine too! Reading about the fight against the fascist pigs of 1969 has been informative, cheers

CestMoi
Sep 16, 2011

Bilirubin posted:

My sex magick ZIP File included a note, which reads:

Too perfect! Thanks!

I said this to Safety Biscuits, but it was really fun finding suitable crap as stocking fillers. Enjoy!

CestMoi
Sep 16, 2011

The Crowley Tao Te Ching is legit great btw

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


CestMoi posted:

The Crowley Tao Te Ching is legit great btw

The entire forward had me howling

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

I got cocktail and sandwich recipes in mine. The sex magick pdf is called The Secrets of the Kaula Circle, written by a woman called Elizabeth Sharpe in the 30s, about her initiation into Tantric sex. It claims to be fictitious, and that the publisher supressed parts of it, but these might be legal niceties. I've only skimmed it but some of it's in standard prose, some of it's so abrupt it's almost in bad prose poetry, and there's a character called 666 who's presumably Crowley. Looks fun.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




A parcel arrived today! I was expecting a few (and another, unrelated, arrived a few hours later)



Parcel Inspection Dog got involved, just to be sure



Books! It must be from Book Santa. Strange packing...



Holy poo poo, the plans to the Death Star :aaa: I'll forward these to Princess Leia ASAP



Neat, now that I have Ghost In The Shell in my hands I have this intense herpaderp moment of "Why wasn't this on my wishlist in the first place? You know you've watched every single show and movie, you muppet", so you're bang on with that one Santa. Dispatches looks pretty cool too, and it has all the right endorsements on the covers, looking forward to reading that.



I'd not heard of this one, but an intellectual historical murder mystery combining semiotics in fiction, biblical analysis, medieval studies and literary theory set in an Italian monastery in 1327, sounds like my jam. Ah, another black book of names; it's not the first time someone has given me a list of people to kill, but I must admit, using a Secret Santa to acquire my services is certainly a fresh approach!



:stare: Wait, this isn't a book of names.

:stwoon: This is a book containing translations of all of the latin phrases in The Name of the Rose

:aaaaa: Handwritten in colour coded special ink with a dip or fountain pen



You're crazy Santa, amazing and crazy! These are awesome gifts, and I'll make sure to keep the pages away from any water, thanks again and Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too :buddy:

NTRabbit fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Dec 16, 2016

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Ah, I'm so glad you like it! I was worried that maybe you'd read The Name of the Rose before, but I figured the translation would still be cool. Enjoy! I hope the hand translation of a book that takes place primarily in a library and scriptorium adds a little something.

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

Megabound, that's really amazing. Your calligraphy is lovely.

Anyway, this arrived in the post today:



(Not the notebooks, those are only there to cover up our addresses.) That's a big box! How big?



Wow. Stop making me feel inadequate Santa... this is very generous of you and waiting till Christmas Day is going to be difficult. But I'll force myself. Thank you very much!

military cervix
Dec 24, 2006

Hey guys
I held off on posting in this thread for some time, because I'm part of two book secret santas this year. I received a book a week ago, but couldn't be sure which exchange the book was for! Luckily I got a book today that identified itself as part of the SA secret santa:



Looks perfect for my 14 hour train ride to get home for christmas. Thanks a bunch! The milk buttons were consumed immediately.

military cervix fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Dec 17, 2016

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



military cervix posted:

I held off on posting in this thread for some time, because I'm part of two book secret santas this year. I received a book a week ago, but couldn't be sure which exchange the book was for! Luckily I got a book today that identified itself as part of the SA secret santa:



Looks perfect for my 14 hour train ride to get home for christmas. Thanks a bunch! The milk buttons were consumed immediately.

Glad it made it!



My package also arrived today and Santa spoilt me.
Haven't read any of these (I didn't know Howl's Moving Castle was a book, gf is planning on stealing it and the bookmark immediately)

Thanks nefarias bread!

kalthir
Mar 15, 2012

Something came today four days ago, but I didn't have time to post until now.





Looks great, looking forward to reading it!

military cervix
Dec 24, 2006

Hey guys

kalthir posted:

Looks great, looking forward to reading it!

Apologies for the somewhat corny cover, but the book is so good I bought it for you anyway. :)

TheManFromFOXHOUND
Nov 5, 2011
I just finished The Crying of Lot 49, and I just wanted to say thanks again to my Santa. I'm going to check out the stocking stuffers now. They all look great.


NTRabbit posted:




:stare: Wait, this isn't a book of names.

:stwoon: This is a book containing translations of all of the latin phrases in The Name of the Rose

:aaaaa: Handwritten in colour coded special ink with a dip or fountain pen


This is really cool.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Santa arrived today via Canada Post! It included:
Snow Crash by Neil Stephenson
Old Man's War by John Scalzi
Hyperion by Dan Simmons
and The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch



I have read none of these--perhaps shockingly so for the first as I read a few William Gibson's cyberpunk books back in the day. I have been seeing Hyperion all over the place and the cover was so familiar that I actually checked my bookshelves to confirm I hadn't already had a copy and just forgot it (I do not). Excellent! I have been looking for new sci-fi outlets since Charles Sheffield died :rip: so I look forward to reading these in the new year! Thanks wintermuteCF! (sorry shipping to Canada has gotten so expensive for you--USPS changed their rates about a year or two ago)

Bilirubin fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Dec 23, 2016

wintermuteCF
Dec 9, 2006

LIEK HAI2U!

Bilirubin posted:

Santa arrived today via Canada Post! It included:
Snow Crash by Neil Stephenson
Old Man's War by John Scalzi
Hyperion by Dan Simmons
and The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch



I have read none of these--perhaps shockingly so for the first as I read a few William Gibson's cyberpunk books back in the day. I have been seeing Hyperion all over the place and the cover was so familiar that I actually checked my bookshelves to confirm I hadn't already had a copy and just forgot it (I do not). Excellent! I have been looking for new sci-fi outlets since Charles Sheffield died :rip: so I look forward to reading these in the new year! Thanks wintermuteCF! (sorry shipping to Canada has gotten so expensive for you--USPS changed their rates about a year or two ago)

Yes! It finally got there! I was starting to worry, since it's only a few days until Christmas, and I'd misplaced the receipt with the tracking number on it.

I'm glad you like them! I have to admit that after seeing some of the kick-rear end presents other people have given, I was worried my gift would be a little underwhelming. ("The Name of the Rose" with a hand-written journal with Latin translations is pretty hard to top.) Hopefully these books make you happy, and as I noted in my accompanying letter, they're all the lead novels in series (or in Stephenson's case, just a gateway to his crazy-but-interesting world).

Merry Christmas, friend from the Great White North.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
I'm really glad this went so well. Thanks to everyone who participated and thanks to Safety Biscuits for all the work put into setting this up.

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

And that (almost) concludes the Secret Santa, as everyone has now recieved their present! I'm glad everyone likes their gifts and I hope you enjoyed it. Thank you very much everyone who took part, not forgetting CestMoi and the secret backup Santa. You made it awesome.

It's been so successful I think it'd be nice to do one again next year, so I'd really appreciate it if you'd take a moment to email or PM me with your thoughts. If there was anything you especially liked or didn't like (particularly re postage), or you want to say about the dates, suggested present value, or anything else, please do. Even "yeah everything was fine" is useful. I'll keep your specific comments private, of course, so feel free to say anything. If you'd like me to invite you to a possible Secret Santa next year, please say so and if and when it happens, I'll get in touch.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I'm really glad this went so well. Thanks to everyone who participated and thanks to Safety Biscuits for all the work put into setting this up.

Hear hear :golfclap:

I'll be up for it again next year, pending personal financial catastrophe

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
This was one of my highlights of this holiday season.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

I'd love to participate again next year, it was a lot of fun!

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Indeed it was a lot of fun! Thanks for putting in the effort to run things so smoothly!

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Thanks for running this safety biscuit, I had a blast and would join again next year

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

It's Christmas, and that's the day to open your Christmas presents, if you're me. Including your Secret Santa ones... Here is the embarrassing story of what happened to my gifts, and here's the photos:





Looks really cool and interesting, and coincidentally similar to my sex magick pdf! I was interested in Vedic Hinduism when we studied it at university, so this is double good. And it's by the guy who wrote The Marriage of Cadmus and Harmony, which I've been meaning to read, as I've heard it's excellent. Thank you very much Santa!

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NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




I was very tricky. I saw the post here and not there, so I told Leperflesh what was going on and he marked it delivered on his spreadsheet but let it hang in public to maintain the surprise :v: That book looked so interesting I had to force myself to not read someone else's present, and I'm considering going back to get a copy for myself in the January sales.

Merry Goonsmas!

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