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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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CBJSprague24 posted:

N: The Columbus Blue Jackets are 3rd in the Metro and three points behind the Rangers for the lead.

V: :dogbutton:

They're the avalanche of their time

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Willie D is a garbage man, and benning has the garbage plan

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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like trading Linden

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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JollyPubJerk posted:

nice job missing reality. refs actually get papers from the league on how to gently caress teams over but I'm sure you want to ignore all of that.

become the thorn in the league's side you were meant to be

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Habibi posted:

I'm still holding out hope that I see a "Trevor Linden ran into critical fan at restaurant" column appear in a Vancouver paper.

I'm not in the industry any more so someone else will have to carry that torch

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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nature6pk posted:

Maybe have some on the fly image processing that would make it easier to see the puck on TV.

this was my first thought too, and I'm glad I'm not alone in remembering lazer-puck

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Wouldn't it be a matter of putting some sensors on the outer edges of the puck? Seems like that could be done in such a way that doesn't compromise the weight or strength of it.

it would probably make the pucks substantially more expensive

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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hifi posted:

it got deleted, what did it say

edit:

NHL N/V: Play hockey, not school

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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the Vancouver Canucks will hire Therrien after the habs fire him

but the habs will never fire Therrien, so Vancouver will never hire him

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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HookShot posted:

Luca Sbisa sent a suicide pass to Larsen who then got completely laid the gently caress out onto the ice and taken off on a stretcher.

GG sbisa

I wish I hadn't been working. Wonder if there's a gif...

e: holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/806308463454339073

JawKnee fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Dec 7, 2016

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Reverend Sub-Zero posted:

Trademark infringement never changes.

I guess they're chip outta luck

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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congrats on your first overall NYI you jerks :mad:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Levitate posted:

Price is such a baby but everyone lets him get away with being a child because he's good at hockey. Much like McDavid

or King Hank

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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N:

V: I want Jim Benning and Willie D to go away so I can watch Subban and Demko without this poisonous back office in a year or so.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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hahah, he even starts celebrating

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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I think it's just the NMC that requires protection?

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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nature6pk posted:

And let's not kid ourselves, Sutter will be protected

Probably. I would bet that it's one of Granlund or Baerschi that gets exposed, but frankly I'd be surprised if Vegas takes a forward from the nucks

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Martytoof posted:

O-optimism? In *MY* HAS??

Well, such as it is.

how hard it must be to be first in the league

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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The canucks are very bad

http://canucksarmy.com/2016/12/13/evaluating-willie-desjardins-lineup-decisions

quote:

We're going to talk about Brandon Sutter again. I'm sorry. It's just so much worse than I originally imagined. The Sedin-Sedin-Sutter line, Vancouver's most-used line combination this season, is currently sporting an atrocious expected goals-for percentage of 36.16%. xGF% is a metric that's designed to predict goal-differential based on the quality and quantity of shots a player or combination of players creates versus what they give up. The reason I've chosen to focus on this is that it should, in theory, be something that even an old-school coach should be concerned about and have an eye for. At even strength, the Sedins and Sutter have performed worse by this metric than the Dorsett-Cracknell-Prust combination from last season.

haha

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Colorado manages to somehow be worse than the Canucks, I expect Arizona to pull past them using those games in hand

The canucks are going to miss 30th overall because of the 4-game-somehow-we-won-without-leading streak at the beginning of the season

e: And the Las Vegas Trademark Violations are going to get 1st overall anyhow

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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hahah I just remember that story about Jim Benning playing with the lottery simulator and being disappointed :lol: how the gently caress is this man employed for that paycheck

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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a false posted:

why hasnt the taylor hall gopro sex vid leaked yet

desperately seeking disproportionately sized lower jaw porn?

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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the talent deficit posted:

i really hope the mystery gm rumours are true and benning isn't making contract decisions anymore

where'd you hear this?

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Zodijackylite posted:

THN posted some commentary and reports on the Panthers. tl;dr = Tallon is back in charge after the owners meddled too much.

http://www.thehockeynews.com/news/article/let-s-hope-panthers-have-learned-from-their-mistakes

wow that article is dogshit

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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the talent deficit posted:

the mystery gm thing was reported by one of the canucks army guys. aquilini has allegedly been taking advice from an ex gm still technically employed by his old team. benning has to get approval for all his moves now, allegedly. it was the mystery gm who rejected the evander kane deal

this is exactly what happened when the aquilinis fired nonis (talking to gillis for a full year before hiring him) so it seems pretty credible

tallon was considered the likeliest suspect as he's got vancouver connections but it could also be mahoney or murray or sather or gillis i guess

all I've heard/seen is supposition that maybe Aquilini is talking with Gillis still, based on the idea that they were good friends or some-such. Nothing about Benning needing approval for the moves he makes.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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sedative posted:

https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/809578610394742784

He's back in net. NHL Wheel of Justice says 1 game.

whoa

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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why not just get rid of all the rules, I mean, makes the game better right?

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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LmaoTheKid posted:

Errr derrr derrr that guy blindside headhunting a goalie should be legal because it was out of the crease.

no, you see, he gets paid a lot and so

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Ginette Reno posted:

Prolly Nolan Patrick

I think he meant after the year after the upcoming draft

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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https://twitter.com/TheStanchion/status/808854622479626241

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Friendly Lurker posted:

I know I'm a few pages late, but clearly Hank sees him coming then gets himself more in the way. What is Eakin supposed to do

not hit the goalie

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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According to CanucksArmy Cory Conacher is the first line LW tonight for the Lightning

:lol: at the Sens

:lol: at the Canucks

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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grack posted:

Apparently Gudbranson might need surgery on his wrist?


Merry Christmas CAS!

possibly ineligible for trades/exposure! Yay! (as if Benning would)

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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grack posted:

It may have been mentioned a few times but Jim Benning is an immensely stupid human being.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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uncle Gary is generous it would seem

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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were you calmer when you had your cat av? I feel like you were.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Martytoof posted:

About to head to grab a bite and then walk to Bell Ctr. First game ever in Montreal so please don't suck tonight Habs woooooo

good luck hab fun

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Aphrodite posted:

The Sedins are a great example of why a scoring title is a bad qualification for the Hall of Fame, because who cares about the Sedins? Nobody, that's who.

I do

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Aphrodite posted:

See? Just nobodies.

rude

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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HoF talk is real real boring

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