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Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
The Flyers are ???, plan the planning for hiring parade planners

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Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

ThinkTank posted:

Also McDavid plays for a wiener franchise that no one likes.

Strongly agreed

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
Being exactly my age owns, and is good

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Spring Break My Heart posted:

What kind of a loving offer is that.

The offer of a league not confident it is going to fuckin' fleece the players next lockout

e: i forgot a word, lol

Vicas fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Dec 3, 2016

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
Philly is ahead of Washington, and it only took 4 more games played

e: Philly has also equalized their goal differential, but only if you count shootout wins as a goal like the NHL standings page does

Vicas fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Dec 3, 2016

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

xzzy posted:

What the gently caress is up with Crawford and December? First he falls down some stairs at a concert, now his appendix? Dude should live in a bubble from thanksgiving to christmas.

If it makes you feel better he'll probably never have appendicitis again

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

xzzy posted:

We live in a world where cars can drive themselves, rockets can land on a barge in the ocean, and 3d scenes can be built from 2d video.

Precisely tracking a hockey puck should not be that loving hard.

Not really, often times they explode, and eh, the human eye does a lot of the work there

Nothing's ever that simple, especially tiny vulcanized rubber

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

i am the bird posted:

https://youtu.be/xdVn42-vOt8

Dunno, doesn't seem that hard!

i had a good sardonic chuckle at this

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

grack posted:

Apparently Connor McDavid is bitching about the concussion spotter having him pulled from the game last night after he hit his head on the ice. Hockey players really are too stupid to take care of themselves at times.

Hopefully he gets told it's for his own good and not acquiesced to because he's a young superstar

but it's the NHL so we know how that'll play out

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

DJExile posted:

are the fancy cats still hurting or should I expect reality to come crashing down on the flyers tonight


i mean i know in my heart the answer is the latter but :v:

The Flyers are never going to lose again, ever

e: also it looks like Mason is getting the start again. He's been getting it together lately but I do hope Stolarz gets one or two more games before Neuvy is back, we really need to get him some experience before Vegas takes one of Mason and Neuvy

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

The Juice was contained. That time, at least

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
The Flyers got pounded last night but still won. I have to imagine this win streak is coming to an end soon though. Without Read and Couturier in the lineup we're just so much weaker

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
Gudas is back and Del Zotto is healthy scratched and I'm sad now

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

He has 8pts in 13 games, and my fantasy league has him at 56 hits and 28 blocked shots while playing 18mins/game.

Seems like he's doing ok to me?

He's also up against Mark Streit, Brandon Manning, Andrew MacDonald, and occasionally Nick Schultz

Streit's doing decently in sheltered-rear end minutes and Manning has.... ups and downs, but woof

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
Ivan Provorov, Number 1 Defenseman

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

DJExile posted:

I will say this to Edmonton's credit: they are fast as all hell, and they have a really impressive power play

It's really hosed up but I'm kinda glad the new Sidney Crosby is in the West now because he is going to singlehandedly drag that team into being a monster

e: and on the plus side for the Oilers McDavid didn't break his collarbone tonight

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

quote:

The last time the Flyers won seven straight was in December of 2011. The last game of that win streak was on the 15th, and featured goals from Max Talbot, Harry Zolnierczyk, and Andrej Mezaros. Five years can be a long time, folks.

The Flyers have been through some strange times this decade

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
McDavid is a dumb child who will get everything he ever says published until he's like 23 or so and gets tired of all the media attention. At that point he'll learn to shut down all aspects of his personality and within... let's say 4 months there will be news articles written about how he's become less vocal because he's "more focused on the game" and he's really emerging as a leader

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
God, I was so certain Cal Clutterbuck was going to be getting 1 year contracts until he was out of the league by 31, he just seems like one of those shitbags that teams keep taking a flyer on and then going "nahh"

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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Jovial Cow posted:

He generally is a slow starter, yes. Where do you see he is sitting back to back games? Everything I've seen has said he's starting in Chicago.

E: ah NHL.com has it. Well that is unexpected.

Sweet, maybe I will make my 3 required goalie starts for fantasy this week

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

sedative posted:

You may be onto something.

I was just coming back to quote this

I sure hope Cooter comes back soon tho

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
9

In

A

Rowwww

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
Stolarz looked legit as gently caress tonight too

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

please don't go to Vegas

The Flyers are definitely losing a goalie to Vegas, lol

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
You know, I've been thinking back on it, and weirdly, this is probably the actual best that the Flyers' D has been since Pronger went down in December of 2011. We've pretty much been floundering and losing every good defensemen slowly since then, and last year was the first time they actually started to get it together. And the crazy thing is it's actually starting to come together despite this lineup still being at least half-staffed by the Land of Misfit Hockey Players:

- Streit was probably Homer's last great signing. He's old and dead now but we got value out of basically every year of that contract (including a 52 point season at age 37), as opposed to, say, Vinny
- MacDonald is a disaster bad enough to undo all the good will from the Streit signing, but he's at least a body and has had some okay games this year, I guess
- Schultz is bad but with some luck he'll never play another game as a Flyer
- Gudas was a loving throw-in for the Coburn trade that also got us Konecny's draft pick, and he's been playing like a top 4 defenseman this year, essentially replacing Coburn's spot even without taking the draft picks
- Manning has turned into a shockingly competent bottom pairing guy. I never would've guessed that out of the revolving door of AHL defensemen we've been playing over the years he'd be the one to stay, but he's been pretty decent
- Del Zotto was also acquired from the trashheap and it's pretty safe to say he revived his career here. His healthy scratchings have been super annoying and I dunno if he stays with the team after this contract is up but it's kind of amazing how well he held the defense together last year
- Ghost owns + is good, and I hope his hand isn't broken :(
- And holding it all together by sheer force of will, Ivan Provorov owns loving bones. He leads the entire team in ATOI and is, at 19, unquestionably the team's number 1 defenseman, and easily the team's best defenseman since Kimmo, already. I legit think he could have Calder potential if Werenski wasn't having the rookie D season to end all rookie D seasons


We're not as good as this 9 game streak and in about 2 weeks we'll be back to giving up just as many goals as we score but the Flyers have a true number 1 D for the first time in almost half a decade and I'm excited as gently caress

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

DJExile posted:

Properov was dragged down hard by AMac, who seems to be goign to back to the AMac of old, but yeah overall I've been super impressed with him.

I really hope Hakstol just bites the bullet and keeps both Del Zotto and Ghost in the lineup to finally push AMac out. It seems like he's finally realized Schultz should not be playing on a pro team, but AMac seems to be seen as the lesser of 2 evils where the other is having too many "offensive defensemen" in the lineup, causing bad turnovers that lead to goals

Oh well, 9 games

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

DJExile posted:

Yeah in AMac's defense (gently caress that's weird to say) he actually seemed pretty improved this year from the trainwreck he was in the early going, but it looks like he's regressing hard now.

He's really up and down, where he'll have a string of games where it's like "he's actually been pretty decent" followed by "nope that's still good old AMac" for the next week. He really shouldn't be playing in more than an occasional 3rd pairing role but unfortunately it seems like Hakstol isn't really ready to go for a Provorov-Gudas-Ghost-MDZ top 4 yet, and given how many goals we got scored on us early on I can at least see the reasoning behind it, if I don't fully agree

e: lol Streit is injured so AMac is completely safe for now http://www.broadstreethockey.com/2016/12/12/13920416/mark-streit-is-injured-too

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

The Gross Mann gave us The Grossmann Shake at least

Luke Schenn cost us JvR booooooooo

Schenn is and always has been a much better defenseman than the Gross Mann, but I am beyond overjoyed that neither of them wears orange anymore

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

ThinkTank posted:

Oh yeah, Gretzky's much ballyhooed Simpsons appearance was all of 3 seconds long.

https://twitter.com/BarSouthNCelly/status/808138175529058304

It astounds me that anyone has watched an episode of the simpsons in the last decade

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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LmaoTheKid posted:

Rangers-Caps again this year pls.

I enjoy CapsAS losing their minds every year, and Mr Sourpuss himself making histrionic posts after losing game 1 that the Caps will lose.

Are the Ravens doing well this season? I feel like this is about the time of year he makes a token appearance to establish sad fan credibility

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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THE MACHO MAN posted:

god I forgot that means some poo poo rear end teams in the Atlantic are going to get in over good Metro teams.

Luckily Ottawa and Boston are still ahead of New Jersey in points, but the current second-wild-card Caps have 3 more points than the much more secure Sens in 2 fewer games played, lmao

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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The Flyers have already beaten Chicago, Minnesota, and Nashville this year tho? The west is pretty much over, really

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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JawKnee posted:

how hard it must be to be first in the league

We go through this every year, and we all know they're at best getting the second wildcard slot, no real need to pretend otherwise

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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LmaoTheKid posted:

Hank sits again :lol:

My fantasy prospects are looking good

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Vicas posted:

The Flyers are never going to lose again, ever

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
The Flyers are absolutely not as good as their 10 game win streak and I don't care at all

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

triple sulk posted:

Maybe, OP, they actually are :smugmrgw:

sulk I hate to break this to you but you'll be saying fire hakstol after they lose to Dallas on Saturday

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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Pornographic Memory posted:

Yeah pretty much but then to other people those 4 bad years apparently are bad enough to tarnish everything the Pens have done since so all I can take from it is that there's no point trying to be "likeable" about being a Penguins fan because it won't work anyway. Best to just keep quiet or enjoy being the heel

As it should be

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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Fateo McMurray posted:

Who's that? Dump and chase is dumb. I just think goalies playing the puck outside their crease like that (or like Miller did, and Lucic rightfully lit him up) shouldn't be immune from contact

On the other hand, goalies have reasonably come to expect that they can do so safely because the league makes those kinds of things a penalty, so there is no expectation of contact, meaning Lundqvist is completely unprepared for that hit through no fault of his own

Say what you want about how the game "should be" played, the fact remains that this is how it is played and Hank had no reason to expect that hit there and could have been injured far worse because of that. If the league says it's allowed then sure, we can have this argument, but because the league doesn't allow it it better be pretty drat serious about not allowing it

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Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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Awesome Welles posted:

Tomorrow I make my annual trek from Houston to Dallas to watch the Stars play the Flyers. Sometimes I still feel like I'm scarred by that game a few years back when Zac Rinaldo decided to drop the gloves in the opening minutes and immediately got ejected and Philly ended up getting beat pretty badly.

Good thing he was there to change the whole game man :downs:

e: not that Rinaldo leaving the game made Philly lose or anything, but being on the penalty kill for so long sucks

Was that the infamous 4 seconds of ice time, 17 minutes of penalty time + ejection game

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