NHL N/V December: Hit the Goalie

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Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Welcome to the NHL, Jared Coreau

Bad news, the team in front of you has zero even half-decent defensemen

And a management structure that values loyalty over competence

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 03:27

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:09

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

I wish the Red Wings were good

Failing that I wish they would have hired me for the position they contacted and interviewed me for

Failing that I wish they would have hired me to be the General Manager instead

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 09:50

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Hey yo, fire Ken Holland, he's really bad at his job and going to cost us Mantha

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 01:32

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

loving fire Ken Holland immediately

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 03:53

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

God, that team is so incompetently constructed considering they had like 11 million dollars in cap space after the draft and are now 7 million OVER it (due to LTIR)

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 05:47

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Also Holland suggested a play-in wildcard game that got mocked across the league

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 05:53

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Yo, Fire Ken Holland, his team is rotten

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 05:03

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Look, shut up about that and agree with me that Ken Holland is horrible and makes stupid decisions

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 05:14

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Rotten Cookies posted:

No I am not.

Aw, you're alright with me

Not like Holland, who is dumb and sucks

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 06:22

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

i am the bird posted:

I think what most annoys me is that Detroit is not fun to watch and they're playing even worse than their record indicates, so there's no benefit at all.

Yeah, if they were a young team getting in 6-5 barnburners every night, whatever

It's an old, ludicrously expensive team of failures and has-beens averaging 11 shots a game. And the worst of them have no movement clauses.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 00:06

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

He continues to operate the team as if there's no salary cap and then when it never works out he curses the shoddy workmanship of the ACME corporation, followed by buying 5 more ACME players

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 01:39

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Teemu Pokemon posted:

gently caress Derian Hatcher^TM

Zubov owns, but these points need to be emphasized separately because they are equally important

e: I wish I still had that picture from the 2004 loss to Calgary with "HATCHER YOU loving human being PLAY DEFENSE" and "WOOLLEY LOL" because it made me sad laugh every time

fake edit: poor cujo