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When you rile some freaky dude on the nations highways or in our nations grocery stores and they yell the following insult at you: "SUCK MY DICK!" it is an insult. by inviting, nay, demanding that you perform oral favors on his turgid member he is both placing himself in a superior position over you and simultaneously insinuating that you most likely enjoy intercourse with members of your own sex/gender. This insult is only actually hurtful if you are the insecure homophobic type. I have no idea what "SUCK MY DICK!" means when a woman uses it though, and trust me they do. That's pretty much "SUCK MY DICK!" in a nutshell.
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Dec 2, 2016 01:36
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what does "you fuckman" mean
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That's why the inclusion of "fuckman" at the end makes it the perfect sentiment thus flipping the dominance back to the speaker by implying the freaktitude of the intended party
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Dec 2, 2016 01:37
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these days when a girl says it they probably mean to literally suck teihr dick???? i hear girls having penii is the trendy thing this day and age.
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Cephalectomy posted:these days when a girl says it they probably mean to literally suck teihr dick???? i hear girls having penii is the trendy thing this day and age. im game
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Cephalectomy posted:these days when a girl says it they probably mean to literally suck teihr dick???? i hear girls having penii is the trendy thing this day and age. scanners.gif
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Dec 2, 2016 01:39
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just lol if your gf doesn't have a penis
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Dec 2, 2016 01:39
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i will call that the baileyjay clause. enact it into law oky thanks
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Dec 2, 2016 01:41
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Dating a girl without a penis is extremely uncool.
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Dec 2, 2016 01:42
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phallic economy
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JiveHonky posted:i will call that the baileyjay clause. enact it into law oky thanks Her skirt wriggle gif has earned me the ire of many an internet fella. I second this proposal.
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Dec 2, 2016 01:43
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:just lol if your gf doesn't have a penis
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Dec 2, 2016 01:49
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I fav'd this thread before reading it lol what, is it sexual identity thursday or something
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Dec 2, 2016 02:13
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sometimes you have to  about dongers and the ladies who wear them
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Dec 2, 2016 02:24
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gobble my crank
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Dec 2, 2016 02:28
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BYOB came up with some good alternatives to this if you get a buzz from saying something like it but don't want to be hateful. One sec I'll go peek at that thread and grab some of the best examples.
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Dec 2, 2016 02:34
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wait... are you saying it feels good to get ur dick sucked???
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Dec 2, 2016 02:36
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One time someone told me to suck their dick during a video game and I shrugged and said "okay-" but then I forgot my follow-up and it got awkward because I didn't actually want to suck his dick but I just said I would.
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Dec 2, 2016 02:39
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"huck a brick, duckman" "Hug my darn paws, hugman" (for penis island people presumably) "Suck my bong, fellowman." (#1 imo, adheres to my religious beliefs)
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Dec 2, 2016 02:39
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Smokum my peace pipe  
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Smokum my peace pipe I'm not sure thats a little edgy racially, y'know? We have to gnash our teeth over such things now or qcs gets really mad. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6OnoCf52Hw
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Maybe, almost certainly because I'm a colossal sperglord but I don't understand how offensiveness differs between all the ways you tell somebody to suck somethin. Like if I say "suck my dick" to a random dude, I'm fixing to either get a gently caress or a fight. Then if I say "suck it" practically the same thing, it's not really professional and almost certainly falls under hostile workplace environment regulations but my boss can say we all need to suck it up and work late and somehow that's okay, I'm not gonna get either a torrid affair or a mixed martial arts battle. So somehow adding "up" to a common insult now makes it not an insult. What if my boss tells me to suck it up and then I tell him he needs to suck it up but the up is silent, they can't fire me for that right? What I'm saying is "suck my dick" explainers, explain that one to me.
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scuba school sucks posted:Maybe, almost certainly because I'm a colossal sperglord but I don't understand how offensiveness differs between all the ways you tell somebody to suck somethin. Like if I say "suck my dick" to a random dude, I'm fixing to either get a gently caress or a fight. Then if I say "suck it" practically the same thing, it's not really professional and almost certainly falls under hostile workplace environment regulations but my boss can say we all need to suck it up and work late and somehow that's okay, I'm not gonna get either a torrid affair or a mixed martial arts battle. So somehow adding "up" to a common insult now makes it not an insult. What if my boss tells me to suck it up and then I tell him he needs to suck it up but the up is silent, they can't fire me for that right? I got a explanation how about you suck my dick. (edit) Oh poo poo sorry dude.
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JiveHonky posted:I have no idea what "SUCK MY DICK!" means when a woman uses it though, and trust me they do. that means they're a japanimation anime "futanari" or some poo poo
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Imagine a super old granny riding a sk8board wearing a T-shirt that says SUCK MY DICK 
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aye corumba
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JiveHonky posted:Imagine a super old granny riding a sk8board wearing a T-shirt that says SUCK MY DICK I wish I still had a gma, I'd give her that shirt
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JiveHonky posted:Imagine a super old granny riding a sk8board wearing a T-shirt that says SUCK MY DICK 
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Dec 2, 2016 04:02
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did anyone say suck my dick, you fuckman? suck my dick, you fuckman. [krusty-grill.tif]
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Dec 2, 2016 04:08
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this gif is the only thing that matters in my life
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Dec 2, 2016 04:55
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A misanthrope posted:this gif is the only thing that matters in my life I'm sorry
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Dec 2, 2016 04:59
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it's spelled "reald-o"
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hey cool i made that that means im a gbs star you peasants
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A misanthrope posted:hey cool i made that congrats on ur forums treasuredome u have worked long and hard for this honor
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A misanthrope posted:hey cool i made that Lawrence Gilchrist posted:it's spelled "reald-o"  You made me look a fool.
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Cephalectomy posted:congrats on ur forums treasuredome u have worked long and hard for this honor *smooch smooch kissing biceps thank you thank you yes i know im wonderful
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