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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

he talks to dolls how does he DO it??

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Digital simulation and manipulation of a puppet prostate

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
With prejudice. He talks to them with prejudice and hatred. :colbert:

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
jeff fa fa





duuuuuunnnnhaaaaaam






(doooooot com)

Spagghentleman
Jan 1, 2013
Anyone can talk to dolls. Having them talk back is another thing. That is why Jeff Dunham is Satan himself.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Spagghentleman posted:

Anyone can talk to dolls. Having them talk back is another thing. That is why Jeff Dunham is Satan himself.

i sold my soul to satan in the third or fourth grade to get out of trouble so does this mean i have to work backstage at his shows?

Spagghentleman
Jan 1, 2013

Blast of Confetti posted:

i sold my soul to satan in the third or fourth grade to get out of trouble so does this mean i have to work backstage at his shows?

I would be expecting a call from his taxidermist.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

i think he fucks the purple one

the grimace baby

Spagghentleman
Jan 1, 2013

Thirsty Girl posted:

i think he fucks the purple one

the grimace baby

I always thought it would be the little mini-Jeff puppet.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Spagghentleman posted:

I always thought it would be the little mini-Jeff puppet.

does it have a sexy mouth

Spagghentleman
Jan 1, 2013
It's also funny how he does (our used to) do his own little stand-up routine for the first 5 minutes of the show without puppets as if to validate that he is actually funny and people aren't there just to see purple freak baby and disgruntled pedophile grandpa. Come on, Jeff.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

Well he's really good at crowd work and interacting with the audience. DVD and ticket sales, etc. I guess he's more popular than I would've assumed. Wish I had even 4.5 million. Good for him.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

in five years who will be the next dunham comedy scourge

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
probably an angry lesbian from tumblr?

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Blast of Confetti posted:

probably an angry lesbian from tumblr?

so your saying

i have a chance

Spagghentleman
Jan 1, 2013
I think the puppets have the 45 million. Jeff is just a means of filing taxes every year.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
if you believe in yourself and work hard you can be anything you want

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Blast of Confetti posted:

i sold my soul to satan in the third or fourth grade to get out of trouble so does this mean i have to work backstage at his shows?

You have to work as one of his actual puppets.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Is it masturbation if he has one of the dolls give him a hand job on the stage?

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Is it masturbation if he has one of the dolls give him a hand job on the stage?

no its 45 mil baBy

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i know it might have already been alluded to but jerking it with one of those puppets has to be one of the fanciest beatoff accessories you can aspire to outside of michael jacksons one glove

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Thirsty Girl posted:

in five years who will be the next dunham comedy scourge

probably these fuckin goons:

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

I saw him live once because my gf likes him for some inexplicable reason. He called out one of my Latino coworkers and made a borderline racist comment to him through one of his dolls; I guess it was kind of funny (the comment, not the show).

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Hardawn posted:

Digital simulation and manipulation of a puppet prostate

so he's really that involved with lena? gross lmbo

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

He was the comedian America needed post-9/11.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I want him to sit on my face

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
he sticks his hand in them

it's a proud dunham tradition

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
He is so funny.
He says what I am thinking.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
I can sort of see Jeff Dunham's popularity since he has a niche that he does well, and requires a bit of talent/ability and is occasionally funny.

This on the other hand is legit mindblowing.



"My Indian parents are so wacky!" <does funny accent>

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Blistex posted:

I can sort of see Jeff Dunham's popularity since he has a niche that he does well, and requires a bit of talent/ability and is occasionally funny.

This on the other hand is legit mindblowing.



"My Indian parents are so wacky!" <does funny accent>

Maybe if you weren't so racist you wouldn't find a successful Indian comedian so surprising.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Xtra Innings Lovin posted:

I saw him live once because my gf likes him for some inexplicable reason. He called out one of my Latino coworkers and made a borderline racist comment to him through one of his dolls; I guess it was kind of funny (the comment, not the show).

you seem like a real piece of poo poo tbh

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

jeb dumb-hame

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

He helped normalize racism again

Its like all dunhams are horrible

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
He's fat and Girls is unfunny

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Uncle Wemus posted:

He helped normalize racism again

Its like all dunhams are horrible

Are "normalize" and "new normal" the latest buzzwords from the cry-bully left? They've been appearing everywhere since Trump kicked the poo poo out of that old bitch. Do they have the legs to join the other 2016 all-stars, such as "white supremacy," "truth to power," and "stand in solidarity"? Only time will tell.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I don't know if hes racist but I laughed at his routine before which is more than I can say for his cousin

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Thirsty Girl posted:

in five years who will be the next dunham comedy scourge

Lena Dunham

her ventriloquist dummy will be her little sister, sitting in her lap

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


how idiotic are you, they arenot puppets they are tiny human beings how else can they talk

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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

ElectricSheep posted:

Lena Dunham

her ventriloquist dummy will be her little sister, sitting in her lap

Is her big finish that she pushed rocks in her sister's vagina instead of drinking a glass of water?

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