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What is this exactly, is this the new ASMR? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmQmLcNKSwU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Hpnct1c94 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53jZ-rqKLQs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Q4o7mk4Sg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZWgBwAU3yQ I'm kinda weirded out. 
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elf on the shelf watchin you get busy with your lady
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Dec 5, 2016 23:29
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Its for people so crazy that their hilariously dressed pets took out a restraining order
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Dec 5, 2016 23:31
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I'm gonna elf on your shelf op. 
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Dec 5, 2016 23:36
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Nooner posted:elf on the shelf watchin you get busy with your lady Low stakes exhibitionism, or the only way to keep a captive audience.
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Dec 5, 2016 23:39
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Nooner posted:elf on the shelf watchin you get busy with your lady Really good sig imo
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Dec 6, 2016 00:03
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We got an elf on the shelf for the kids this year. First night the son of a bitch spilled jelly beans all over the floor.
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Dec 6, 2016 00:31
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what in the gently caress
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Dec 6, 2016 00:32
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maybe we are the Great Satan u kno
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Dec 6, 2016 00:33
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Very clever way to try to get more views on your videos, OP. Or should I call you Meebles?
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Dec 6, 2016 00:33
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some day there will be a lovely gbs thread for every single video on youtube
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Dec 6, 2016 00:36
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if we had racial equality white people would be too busy working and we wouldn't ahve this poo poo
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Dec 6, 2016 01:26
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DrPossum posted:if we had racial equality white people would be too busy working and we wouldn't ahve this poo poo actually i think you'll find that 'work smarter not harder' is an ethos at the very center of whiteness
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Dec 6, 2016 02:38
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i'm opening these in a private browser so they don't gently caress over my youtube recommendations
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Dec 6, 2016 02:58
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honestly, as a parent.. gently caress THIS loving ELF ON A loving SHELF AND THE PARENTS WHO BUY INTO IT. Can't wait for the conversations "Daddy, why don't we have an elf on the shelf? is santa not coming to our house? how will they know?" "Santa isn't real, it's presents from your parents"
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Dec 6, 2016 08:58
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They're a way of bribing kids into "behaving." Creepy as gently caress too.
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Dec 6, 2016 10:24
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Man I hope there isn't a Kwanzaa one of these
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Dec 6, 2016 10:38
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lol holy poo poo, christians are nuts http://www.everydayfamily.com/blog/keeping-elf-shelf-classroom/
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Dec 6, 2016 11:20
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it's a conspiracy by the illuminati to indoctrinate new generations into global surveillance idiot
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Dec 6, 2016 20:45
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im going to indoctrinate this nasty chocolate muffin into the nearest rubbish bin
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Dec 6, 2016 20:57
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Fernguppie posted:lol holy poo poo, christians are nuts did you actually read this
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Dec 6, 2016 20:59
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I sell these at my lovely retail job fml
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Dec 6, 2016 21:06
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Fernguppie posted:lol holy poo poo, christians are nuts i mean yeah have you read the bible lol
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TipsyMcStagger posted:honestly, as a parent.. You need to be able to improv these things on the fly.
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Dec 6, 2016 21:11
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santa isa fascist dear here happy holidays it's george orwell's classic cautionary dystopia 1984, i expect a book report omn the kitchen table by monday
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Fernguppie posted:lol holy poo poo, christians are nuts I skimmed it but poo poo like this is so dumb santa is universal, santa is love, I am not religious nor are most of my family and friends but christmas rules and we celebrate the gently caress out of it elf on a shelf is dumb though, I agree angry jewish mom e. I thought most hardcore christians / evangelicals didn't like santa anyway because he distracts from jesus
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Dec 7, 2016 09:06
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Code Jockey posted:what in the gently caress
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Dec 7, 2016 11:10
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hmmm... another overpriced garbage toy with a softcover storybook to help sell the-wait, hang on a sec... hardcover storybook? they sprung for hardcover? where can I order one of these?
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Dec 7, 2016 11:44
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I have an elf on the shelf, his name is Dayzor. I don't know where my kids came up with the name. We have had him for 3 or 4 years now. He is always getting into things! what a card
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EX250 Type R posted:I have an elf on the shelf, his name is Dayzor. I don't know where my kids came up with the name. We have had him for 3 or 4 years now. He is always getting into things! what a card Dayzor sounds like an endgame hell-prince.
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Fernguppie posted:lol holy poo poo, christians are nuts haha are you just now learning that
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Dec 7, 2016 12:38
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duhhh buhhh i pooed my diap (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 7, 2016 20:38
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:duhhh buhhh i pooed my diap that's you op. that's what you sound like
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Dec 7, 2016 20:39
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Maldoror posted:What is this exactly, is this the new ASMR? lmao this one is brutal
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Dec 7, 2016 20:43
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myDad posted:lmao this one is brutal just panning the camera up and down the toilet
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Dec 7, 2016 21:06
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bring back big mouth billy bass bbbmbb
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Dec 7, 2016 21:11
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TipsyMcStagger posted:honestly, as a parent.. Yes, gently caress IT. We were given one of those book+elf combos, looks like something that came off the Borders Books bargain table at the end of the season. The book states that it's a "new holiday tradition" as if a holiday tradition is something you just make happen by stating it.
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Dec 7, 2016 22:02
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tell yoru kids santa aint real #woke
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my gfs mom bought one and then my gf bough a tiny legolas action figure for it to hang out with. idk why. 
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