god speed, john glenn

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bacalou

# ? Dec 8, 2016 23:58

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joke_explainer

# ? Dec 9, 2016 00:03

joke_explainer

just in case anyone is confused and thinking this is a call out post for the poster GODSPEED JOHN GLENN, no, john glenn died.

# ? Dec 9, 2016 00:04

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Yes, hello, here I am! It's me, BYOB Superstar GODSPEED JOHN GLENN here to say hello. Coincidentally enough, former astronaut and senator John Glenn(no relation) recently passed away. I wish there were some phrase that we could use to commemorate his passing. I've thought of several phrases such as, "See ya later, Johnny!" or "Adios Se�or Glenn!" but nothing seems to be fitting enough. Ah well.

# ? Dec 9, 2016 00:06

bacalou

# ? Dec 9, 2016 00:07

bacalou

it is Likely that children in the near future will be born into a world where no living person has been to the moon

# ? Dec 9, 2016 00:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"Smell ya later, Senator Glenn!"

# ? Dec 9, 2016 00:11

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

"Smell ya later, Senator Glenn!"

no, no. that's not right.

# ? Dec 9, 2016 00:11

Urodov

bacalou posted:

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# ? Dec 9, 2016 00:16

Lastgirl: Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

god speed john glenn

# ? Dec 9, 2016 00:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Lastgirl posted:

god speed john glenn

yes, hello. thank you for saying hello, but we're really trying to find a fitting way to say farewell to my hero, astronaut and senator John Glenn

# ? Dec 9, 2016 00:18

vanisher

bacalou posted:

it is Likely that children in the near future will be born into a world where no living person has been to the moon

I got mine in under the wire

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# ? Dec 9, 2016 00:20

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bacalou posted:

god speed

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# ? Dec 9, 2016 00:30

Coolness Averted: oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

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bacalou posted:

# ? Dec 9, 2016 00:30

Macnult

I am thankful for everything John Glenn has done for the United States of America and also byob.

# ? Dec 9, 2016 01:01

Scaly Haylie

stay safe space ghost

# ? Dec 9, 2016 01:40

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

bacalou posted:

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# ? Dec 9, 2016 01:40

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Lizard Wizard posted:

stay safe space ghost

# ? Dec 9, 2016 01:46

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Lizard Wizard posted:

stay safe space ghost

bacalou posted:

# ? Dec 9, 2016 01:53

google THIS

maybe we can wish the last john glenn travels at the greatest of speed, like even the speed of a celestial being of some sort. angel speed? doesn't quite seem fast enough for a man of his caliber.

# ? Dec 9, 2016 02:37

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bacalou posted:

# ? Dec 9, 2016 02:37

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google THIS posted:

maybe we can wish the last john glenn travels at the greatest of speed, like even the speed of a celestial being of some sort. angel speed? doesn't quite seem fast enough for a man of his caliber.

ludicrous speed?

# ? Dec 9, 2016 02:38

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

maybe we can wish the last john glenn travels at the greatest of speed, like even the speed of a celestial being of some sort. angel speed? doesn't quite seem fast enough for a man of his caliber.

Technically, John Glenn's capsule, Friendship 7, achieved orbital insertion at a relative ground speed of 17,544 mph.

# ? Dec 9, 2016 02:45

death sext

one final blast-off :911:

# ? Dec 9, 2016 02:56

Mariana Horchata

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

John Glenn's capsule, Friendship 7

god's speed, john glenn

# ? Dec 9, 2016 02:58

deep dish peat moss

I came back from my awesome life hanging out with supermodels to say Rest In Peace to one of my favorite forums posters John Glenn.

# ? Dec 9, 2016 02:59

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

mods, pls rename BYOB as Friendship 7. thank you

# ? Dec 9, 2016 02:59

deep dish peat moss

J'onn Gl'enn the Martian Paintbrusher

# ? Dec 9, 2016 03:01

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

GODSPEEDJOHNGLENN

# ? Dec 9, 2016 03:57

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

God speed john glenn, the frontman of godspeed you black emperor

# ? Dec 9, 2016 03:59

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

bare bottom pancakes posted:

ludicrous speed?

# ? Dec 9, 2016 04:02

Mariana Horchata

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

mods, pls rename BYOB as Friendship 7. thank you

# ? Dec 9, 2016 04:11

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

mods, pls rename BYOB as Friendship 7. thank you

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Dec 9, 2016 04:19

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

mods, pls rename BYOB as Friendship 7. thank you

# ? Dec 9, 2016 04:45

Im Ready for DEATH

ground control to colonel john

# ? Dec 9, 2016 04:51

poverty goat

rip

# ? Dec 9, 2016 05:33

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Mariana Horchata posted:

Cage is a good guy.

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# ? Dec 9, 2016 06:34

Piso Mojado

At age 69 nonetheless. Rip (rest in Pluto)

# ? Dec 9, 2016 07:09

joke_explainer

the whole friendship-7 mission looks utterly terrifying looking back at it with modern standards of still-dangerous spaceflight... but like, shortly after he got going, they discovered that it appeared that his heat shield / landing bag may not actually be firmly attached to the spacecraft anymore, so that was certainly cause for concern, as he'd incinerate immediately hitting the atmosphere. he struggled with constantly rising suit temperature, and adjusted his suit to cool himself... only to find humidity alarms going off, because the condensation from the cooling on his suit. excess humidity meant controls might start short circuiting, so he had to balance humidity and overheating, which didn't seem easy. on re-entry he became concerned his heat shield was disintegrating, along with an extreme corkscrew on his way down that seemed like it might threaten his capability to prepare for landing. once clear and the chutes opened, he has to be reminded to deploy the landing bag manually (though he probably would have remembered!).

he got recovered by a navy boat and it was planned for him to leave through the upper hatch, but he decided it was too hot to attempt it, decided to blow the side hatch with the explosives bolts and told everyone to get out of the way. slamming the plunger down, he actually cut his knuckles through his glove, but got out that way. His first words off the capsule were, "It was hot in there."

# ? Dec 9, 2016 07:29

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

mods, pls rename BYOB as Friendship 7. thank you

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# ? Dec 9, 2016 07:38

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