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Top told me to get a haircut today, I told him it's "Please get a haircut, sir"
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 18:19 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:22 |
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Nice threads, sir (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 19:20 |
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Since this thread is for officers, will you first ask the nearest enlisted what to post before you actually type it out? Or is this just a grab at some vague "moral booster" OER bullet?
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 21:37 |
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Enlisted smell funny.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 21:44 |
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smdftb sir (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 21:44 |
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SECURITY
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 21:45 |
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Mike-o posted:smdftb sir Three months extra duty
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 21:50 |
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You aren't allowed to force me to pay dues for this thread.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 22:12 |
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THE PUSH-UP EVENT MEASURES THE ENDURANCE OF THE CHEST, SHOULDER, AND TRICEPS MUSCLES. ON THE COMMAND 'GET SET,' ASSUME THE FRONT-LEANING REST POSITION BY PLACING YOUR HANDS WHERE THEY ARE COMFORTABLE FOR YOU. YOUR FEET MAY BE TOGETHER OR UP TO 12 INCHES APART. WHEN VIEWED FROM THE SIDE, YOUR BODY SHOULD FORM A GENERALLY STRAIGHT LINE FROM YOUR SHOULDERS TO YOUR ANKLES. ON THE COMMAND 'GO,' BEGIN THE PUSH-UP BY BENDING YOUR ELBOWS AND LOWERING YOUR ENTIRE BODY AS A SINGLE UNIT UNTIL YOUR UPPER ARMS ARE AT LEAST PARALLEL TO THE GROUND. THEN, RETURN TO THE STARTING POSITION BY RAISING YOUR ENTIRE BODY UNTIL YOUR ARMS ARE FULLY EXTENDED. YOUR BODY MUST REMAIN RIGID IN A GENERALLY STRAIGHT LINE AND MOVE AS A UNIT WHILE PERFORMING EACH REPETITION. AT THE END OF EACH REPETITION, THE SCORER WILL STATE THE NUMBER OF REPETITIONS YOU HAVE COMPLETED CORRECTLY. IF YOU FAIL TO KEEP YOUR BODY GENERALLY STRAIGHT, TO LOWER YOUR WHOLE BODY UNTIL YOUR UPPER ARMS ARE AT LEAST PARALLEL TO THE GROUND, OR TO EXTEND YOUR ARMS COMPLETELY, THAT REPETITION WILL NOT COUNT, AND THE SCORER WILL REPEAT THE NUMBER OF THE LAST CORRECTLY PERFORMED REPETITION. IF YOU FAIL TO PERFORM THE FIRST TEN PUSH-UPS CORRECTLY, THE SCORER WILL TELL YOU TO GO TO YOUR KNEES AND WILL EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT YOUR MISTAKES ARE. YOU WILL THEN BE SENT TO THE END OF THE LINE TO BE RETESTED. AFTER THE FIRST 10 PUSH-UPS HAVE BEEN PERFORMED AND COUNTED, HOWEVER, NO RESTARTS ARE ALLOWED. THE TEST WILL CONTINUE, AND ANY INCORRECTLY PERFORMED PUSH-UPS WILL NOT BE COUNTED. AN ALTERED, FRONT-LEANING REST POSITION IS THE ONLY AUTHORIZED REST POSITION. THAT IS, YOU MAY SAG IN THE MIDDLE OR FLEX YOUR BACK. WHEN FLEXING YOUR BACK, YOU MAY BEND YOUR KNEES, BUT NOT TO SUCH AN EXTENT THAT YOU ARE SUPPORTING MOST OF YOUR BODY WEIGHT WITH YOUR LEGS. IF THIS OCCURS, YOUR PERFORMANCE WILL BE TERMINATED. YOU MUST RETURN TO, AND PAUSE IN, THE CORRECT STARTING POSITION BEFORE CONTINUING. IF YOU REST ON THE GROUND OR RAISE EITHER HAND OR FOOT FROM THE GROUND, YOUR PERFORMANCE WILL BE TERMINATED. YOU MAY REPOSITION YOUR HANDS AND/OR FEET DURING THE EVENT AS LONG AS THEY REMAIN IN CONTACT WITH THE GROUND AT ALL TIMES. CORRECT PERFORMANCE IS IMPORTANT. YOU WILL HAVE TWO MINUTES IN WHICH TO DO AS MANY PUSH-UPS AS YOU CAN. WATCH THIS DEMONSTRATION.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 22:13 |
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Naked Bear posted:THE PUSH-UP EVENT MEASURES THE ENDURANCE OF THE CHEST, SHOULDER, AND TRICEPS MUSCLES. ON THE COMMAND 'GET SET,' ASSUME THE FRONT-LEANING REST POSITION BY PLACING YOUR HANDS WHERE THEY ARE COMFORTABLE FOR YOU. YOUR FEET MAY BE TOGETHER OR UP TO 12 INCHES APART. WHEN VIEWED FROM THE SIDE, YOUR BODY SHOULD FORM A GENERALLY STRAIGHT LINE FROM YOUR SHOULDERS TO YOUR ANKLES. ON THE COMMAND 'GO,' BEGIN THE PUSH-UP BY BENDING YOUR ELBOWS AND LOWERING YOUR ENTIRE BODY AS A SINGLE UNIT UNTIL YOUR UPPER ARMS ARE AT LEAST PARALLEL TO THE GROUND. THEN, RETURN TO THE STARTING POSITION BY RAISING YOUR ENTIRE BODY UNTIL YOUR ARMS ARE FULLY EXTENDED. YOUR BODY MUST REMAIN RIGID IN A GENERALLY STRAIGHT LINE AND MOVE AS A UNIT WHILE PERFORMING EACH REPETITION. AT THE END OF EACH REPETITION, THE SCORER WILL STATE THE NUMBER OF REPETITIONS YOU HAVE COMPLETED CORRECTLY. IF YOU FAIL TO KEEP YOUR BODY GENERALLY STRAIGHT, TO LOWER YOUR WHOLE BODY UNTIL YOUR UPPER ARMS ARE AT LEAST PARALLEL TO THE GROUND, OR TO EXTEND YOUR ARMS COMPLETELY, THAT REPETITION WILL NOT COUNT, AND THE SCORER WILL REPEAT THE NUMBER OF THE LAST CORRECTLY PERFORMED REPETITION. Well said "sir"...
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 22:25 |
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THANKS FOR UR SERVICE
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 22:25 |
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ASAPI posted:Well said "sir"...
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 22:27 |
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I may be saying 'sir' but I'm pronouncing it c-u-r Oh and thank you for your cervix
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 22:31 |
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Helldump Immunity posted:SECURITY aren't all of your MPs...enlisted sir
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 22:47 |
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redneck nazgul posted:aren't all of your MPs...enlisted We use DoD cops
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:39 |
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Helldump Immunity posted:We use DoD cops ZERO ZERO TERMINATED
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 23:43 |
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Best thread in gip
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 00:42 |
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Helldump Immunity posted:We use DoD cops Uh oh.... Those are the guys that will dump 1000 rounds into a van if it doesn't stop. Better watch out guys... Who am I kidding, you won't fill out the paperwork involved.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 00:52 |
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They always look really gassy
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 00:53 |
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Enlisted first offense is a six hour
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:26 |
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ASAPI posted:Uh oh.... Those are the guys that will dump 1000 rounds into a van if it doesn't stop. Better watch out guys... That's what enlisteds are for.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:31 |
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ASAPI posted:Since this thread is for officers, will you first ask the nearest enlisted what to post before you actually type it out? Trick question. Enlisteds don't know how to write.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:35 |
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I mean really, why would you volunteer to get less money and not get to boss people around from the get go? Lunacy.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:35 |
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All enlisted are encouraged to vote '5' We are legally prevented from ordering you to vote this thread a '5' But...go ahead, see what happens
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:38 |
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I think people who want to post in the enlisted thread need a safety brief first.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:53 |
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Zeris posted:All enlisted are encouraged to vote '5' Commander's discretion.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:53 |
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Zeris posted:All enlisted are encouraged to vote '5' What can you do? I'll just go to IG
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:27 |
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Welp just pinned on 1Lt time for a BMW M3.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:47 |
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CO says I'm not allowed to call for fire anymore. Come on, it's not like those guys were permanently injured or anything. One page LOD and a week in the hospital, tops.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:51 |
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Pesticide20 posted:What can you do? I'll just go to IG I eiffel towered a chick with the IG back in college.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 05:25 |
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Godholio posted:
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 05:29 |
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Finally a place where I can complain about how hard it is getting paid to fly airplanes for a living for eight hours a month. And there's no eiffel towering either.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:05 |
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I smoked pot with IG
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:56 |
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I am the IG
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:56 |
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Zeris posted:All enlisted are encouraged to vote '5' *hits 1 multiple times* you are not in my chain of command
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 12:29 |
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overdesigned posted:Finally a place where I can complain about how hard it is getting paid to fly airplanes for a living for eight hours a month. I get paid to fly almost zero hours a month. Welcome to USMC aviation
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 14:52 |
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Helldump Immunity posted:I smoked pot with IG Billy and I actually used to smoke cigars and drink beers in garages with a current IG. He's also the guy who spotted an AWO (who lived next door) literally throwing a neighborhood cat in the air higher than his house. Edit: And he's the guy who had the haunted room at the Warrior Inn at Nellis.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 16:39 |
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ElMaligno posted:*hits 1 multiple times* Six year contract, you're enlisted as gently caress
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 16:45 |
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I'm an officer....of the law
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 16:47 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:I'm an officer....of the law SMDFTB copper
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