If you could go to 0-gravity for a day and bring one animal to play with,

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Rushi: by Smythe

which one would you bring??

I think a baby elephant would have fun and you could pretend it's dumbo and stuff.

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# ? Jan 18, 2017 03:11

alnilam

sloth. I think they have a lot of playing potential that goes squandered by their extreme laziness.... in zero g they would have no resistance to movement and therefore no excuse not to play. Personally I'd like to see what they're truly all about

# ? Jan 18, 2017 03:28

alnilam

That's my answer based on scientific curiosity. My emotional answer would be my very old dog Lyra whom i raised and now she lives happily wth my parents and has Sweet Old Dog Syndrome where she wants to play but is tired and has achey joints. We still have a lot of fun together when i visit but if she were freed from achey old dog joints i bet we'd have even more

# ? Jan 18, 2017 03:32

raton: by FactsAreUseless

That animal that's just goo

# ? Jan 18, 2017 03:43

death sext

I'm trying to picture a snake in 0 gravity and I'm having trouble, so that

# ? Jan 18, 2017 03:54

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An octopus in a globe of water

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# ? Jan 18, 2017 03:59

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we could play space croquet with a pangolin

# ? Jan 18, 2017 04:01

Rushi: by Smythe

Would a sugar glider even care?? Maybe birds would feel relaxed.

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# ? Jan 18, 2017 04:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

space bees

# ? Jan 18, 2017 04:11

Historical Wizards

Just imagine a baby seal gleefully floating around :3:

Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

# ? Jan 18, 2017 04:12

Rushi: by Smythe

Historical Wizards posted:

Just imagine a baby seal gleefully floating around

This has me thinking or maybe a sea otter and some hoops and stuff for it to play in. Both. I don't know :O

alnilam posted:

sloth

He'd be so happy needing to do nothing :3:

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# ? Jan 18, 2017 04:28

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

oh! a lemur, probably

# ? Jan 18, 2017 04:38

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

a sack of flour because im not responsible enough for an animal

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# ? Jan 18, 2017 09:34

Khorne

http://i.imgur.com/jNc8ljq.mp4

Not one of those guys. Probably just a dog. I don't think other animals know how to have fun in space.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 10:06

Twenty Four

Rushi posted:

Would a sugar glider even care?? Maybe birds would feel relaxed.

I remember reading somewhere that birds flip the heck out in space. Like they just keep trying to fly but it doesn't work right.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 13:24

social vegan

tony hawk

# ? Jan 18, 2017 14:28

social vegan

oops, tony the* hawk

# ? Jan 18, 2017 14:28

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a rollie pollie pug :3:

just think about how they bumble around bumping into stuff when gravity is normal. can you imagine the lil ball of goo floatin around spazzin out flailing its lil limbs :kimchi:

doggy paddling in the cosmic ocean :allears:

# ? Jan 18, 2017 14:30

social vegan

chad the muska

# ? Jan 18, 2017 14:33

bradzilla

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

space bees

# ? Jan 18, 2017 15:04

Manifisto

I'm guessing a nice friendly ferret would have a ball once it got used to things

# ? Jan 18, 2017 15:12

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

space bees

# ? Jan 18, 2017 18:12

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this dog

almost looks like it's already in zero g

# ? Jan 18, 2017 19:41

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Id bring a wolf, so when the moon shows up we could howl at the moon together

# ? Jan 18, 2017 21:19

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Splatmaster posted:

My wife

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# ? Jan 18, 2017 21:39

FluffieDuckie

Bummey posted:

this dog

almost looks like it's already in zero g

this is an excellent answer

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 18, 2017 21:50

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HAIKOOLIGAN

Those little mites that you find on the uPVC windowsill and splat when you squish them.
Orrr a Saint Bernard to cuddle and sleep floating around

# ? Jan 18, 2017 22:17

social vegan

handful of spiders

# ? Jan 18, 2017 22:23

Plebian Parasite

starfish + also a ninja outfit.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:06

death sext

Plebian Parasite posted:

starfish + also a ninja outfit.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:46

Rushi: by Smythe

HotSoapyBeard posted:

Those little mites that you find on the uPVC windowsill and splat when you squish them.
Orrr a Saint Bernard to cuddle and sleep floating around

I wonder if astronauts ever space cuddle.... just to try it

# ? Jan 19, 2017 00:35

3D Megadoodoo

Rushi posted:

which one would you bring??

I think a baby elephant would have fun and you could pretend it's dumbo and stuff.

I don't know if it's true but I think I saw a documentary about young elephants where they were really keen on mounting (not in a sexal way) their keepers and obviously that would be very bad with a big big heavy elephant and a human keeper unless it was in MOTHER loving SPACE so yeah I think the OP is right but also no wait yeah I think the OP is right,.

# ? Jan 19, 2017 01:10

3D Megadoodoo

that rabbit have tit op

# ? Jan 19, 2017 01:12

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

I'm thinking...a gibbon, maybe? they look pretty chill and I think that would probably be important for zero grav. me and a gibbon, floating in a tin can round the earth, gnoshing on freeze dried ice cream and maybe getting high together.

do gibbons react well to THC? welp, we'd certainly find out on my trip!

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# ? Jan 19, 2017 01:35

Rushi: by Smythe

Jerry Cotton posted:

that rabbit have tit op

Well we have to consider the boobbunny.

Nobody bring a spider how do you get out of a web in zero gravity.

# ? Jan 19, 2017 02:23

3D Megadoodoo

Rushi posted:

Well we have to consider the boobbunny.

Sometimes I, consider the betitted rabbit. Sometimes, I don't. But always I like you're drawing.

# ? Jan 19, 2017 02:27

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Uh, Splatmaster's wife? Did I do that right?

# ? Jan 19, 2017 04:15

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

beans. or a sheep. or a chicken because chickens would go apeshit in space, they'd love it. they could peck poo poo all over the place, no limits to the pecks.

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Rushi: by Smythe

Jerry Cotton posted:

Sometimes I, consider the betitted rabbit. Sometimes, I don't. But always I like you're drawing.

:')
Titrabbit was by my artist mentor mrwilsauce who is a master of shading

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