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This speech will be huuge. All the inauguration speeches preceding Trump's http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/01/politics/words-from-the-past/?cnnApp Post your favorite passages that Trump will inevitably eclipse.
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Yes, it is a couple of days too early for that, OP.
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Jan 18, 2017 03:42
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as long as it fits in my butt we all good
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Jan 18, 2017 03:42
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Can we solve the problems confronting us? Well, the answer is an unequivocal and emphatic "yes." To paraphrase Winston Churchill, I did not take the oath I have just taken with the intention of presiding over the dissolution of the world's strongest economy. In the days ahead I will propose removing the roadblocks that have slowed our economy and reduced productivity. Steps will be taken aimed at restoring the balance between the various levels of government. Progress may be slow--measured in inches and feet, not miles--but we will progress. Is it time to reawaken this industrial giant, to get government back within its means, and to lighten our punitive tax burden. And these will be our first priorities, and on these principles, there will be no compromise.
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Jan 18, 2017 03:56
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I hope he calls out the fake news and gives them what for
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Jan 18, 2017 03:58
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how much of it will be plagiarized it better be a lot
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Jan 18, 2017 03:58
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I also hope that he makes liberal use of "the n word"
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Jan 18, 2017 04:00
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Fake news and social media will be mentioned 3 times. I'm a speech writer.
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Jan 18, 2017 04:00
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Dial-a-Dog posted:I also hope that he makes liberal use of "the n word" It's cool if he does. He is the brave warrior that slew Political Correctness. It isn't possible to be racist anymore.
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Jan 18, 2017 04:02
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I think he's going to do some sleight-of-hand. Like release a dove from the Lincoln Bible.
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Jan 18, 2017 04:52
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i hope he pisses himself
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Jan 18, 2017 04:54
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USA USA USA gently caress celebrities!
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Jan 18, 2017 05:00
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Cry Havoc posted:how much of it will be plagiarized i hope it includes the emperors speech from the third star wars prequel
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Jan 18, 2017 05:01
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My favorite part is going to be when he calls me a loser.
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Jan 18, 2017 05:02
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If it's not Immortan Joe's speech, Trump can suck my white rear end.
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Jan 18, 2017 05:13
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You could make the thread two days after the inauguration speech and it'd still be "too early".
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Jan 18, 2017 05:23
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I think it'd be pretty funny if Trump ended up being one of the best Presidents of all-time. Dude Forrest Gump's his way into billions and somehow into the Presidency. Why not become an all-time great POTUS while he's' at it. 
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Jan 18, 2017 05:24
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Kuato posted:I think it'd be pretty funny if Trump ended up being one of the best Presidents of all-time. Dude Forrest Gump's his way into billions and somehow into the Presidency. Why not become an all-time great POTUS while he's' at it. I think this is a distinct possibility for two reasons. 1: he's completely self obsessed and sees himself as the next Reagan. He will do anything to achieve that legacy. and 2: he loves his family dearly and will listen very closely to what his daughter and her husband have to say and they are both excellent, excellent people.
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Jan 18, 2017 05:27
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I heard he wasn't using a speech writer. Lol
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Jan 18, 2017 14:34
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Maybe he'll just stand there and silently Twitter like a President docevil
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Jan 18, 2017 15:03
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I look forward to its' brevity
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Jan 18, 2017 15:03
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As a loyal Trump voter, I hope he does not use any big words that I cannot understand.
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Jan 18, 2017 15:05
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I still laugh every time i think of this dumbass poem from Obama's thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH6fC3W3YvA
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Jan 18, 2017 15:12
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I hope he mentions that Dragon Quest VIII is released on the day of his inauguration.
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Jan 18, 2017 15:14
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I hope he calls out fake news too, The Onions gotten a lot less funny lately
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Jan 18, 2017 15:17
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Kuato posted:I think it'd be pretty funny if Trump ended up being one of the best Presidents of all-time. Dude Forrest Gump's his way into billions and somehow into the Presidency. Why not become an all-time great POTUS while he's' at it. forrest gump was born poor though, he more like uh, Billy Madisoned himself into billions
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Jan 19, 2017 01:48
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tenspott posted:I still laugh every time i think of this dumbass poem from Obama's thing. This was really bad. Trump would stand up and shut it down.
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Jan 19, 2017 02:33
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how could he when he will be drowning in piss?
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Jan 19, 2017 02:35
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Take a shot if trump mentions any of the following: - Andrew breitbart - Ann Coulter - Jetskis or any other watersports - having big hands - how he's put really smart people in his team - the draining of the swamp - Arnie on the apprentice - anime (drink yourself to blissful death)
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Jan 19, 2017 02:45
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Lol I was just reading a list of the performers and one of the top billings is the guy from the Nintendo wii gif.  Toby Keith 3 Doors Down Ravi Drums I poo poo you not. veni veni veni fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jan 19, 2017 |
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Jan 19, 2017 02:45
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someone oughta force the performers to perform, this isn't some kinda fag hippy ville where you can do whatever you want, it's america goddamnit
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Jan 19, 2017 02:50
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3 doors down is .... good
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Jan 19, 2017 05:02
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I hope he just preforms the whole Deltron 3030 album start to finish and the walks off stage w/ arms raised.
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Jan 19, 2017 05:20
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i'm normalizing trump under the guise of mocking him; it's great i get to have the thrill of being a fascist without ever having to truly own what that means
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Jan 19, 2017 06:04
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I AM THE TOILET posted:i'm normalizing trump under the guise of mocking him; it's great i get to have the thrill of being a fascist without ever having to truly own what that means Is that in the speech.? Idgi
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Jan 19, 2017 06:31
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I'm actually glad he will be writing his own speech. It's been a long time since a president has done that and it will be refreshing.
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Jan 19, 2017 07:15
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Its gonna be a magical evening
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Jan 19, 2017 07:45
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Kuato posted:I think it'd be pretty funny if Trump ended up being one of the best Presidents of all-time. Dude Forrest Gump's his way into billions and somehow into the Presidency. Why not become an all-time great POTUS while he's' at it. What if he accidentally dis covered cold fusion and world peace to, lol funny stuff
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Jan 19, 2017 08:16
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givepatajob posted:I hope he mentions that Dragon Quest VIII is released on the day of his inauguration. Uhh, Japan is on Trump's poo poo list because he thinks it's the 80s
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I AM THE TOILET posted:i'm normalizing trump under the guise of mocking him; it's great i get to have the thrill of being a fascist without ever having to truly own what that means Please do not do that
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