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if you stood a good ways back from a black hole, like far enough that it didn't pull you in, and then you stuck your dick in the event horizon... would it suck you off?
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attn: mods i have declared this thread a krust safe space please do not punish anyone for krusting
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Peep this rare photo of Drad going down the memory hole:
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Ibogaine posted:Peep this rare photo of Drad going down the memory hole: dead bert is the space baby and dad gay is the monolith
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It would spaghettify your member making it infinitely long, but not very thick. The black hole would likely not feel a thing and would fake the whole time.
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in space, no one can hear you 
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:dead bert is the space baby and dad gay is the monolith Don't tell the truth to everybody! But you are right, it is in fact a selfie I took on my interplanetary journey to discover the fate of the Summer of Krust. Didn't want to doxx myself, that's all.
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Why do scientists avoid my gaze?
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Full disclosure guys: The above picture is based on a still from my upcoming documentary "2017: A Krusty Odyssey". I am still in the process of editing it, but I am optimistic that it will get a full release later this year.
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Hardawn posted:Why do scientists avoid my gaze?
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http://i.imgur.com/ehNs5rc.gifv
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lol
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Smash it Smash hit posted:in space, no one can hear you
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Fuckin pro click right here
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Ceci n'est pas une emptyquote.
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Came here because I saw this thread is friendly and I wanted to support its open mindedness
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drat that's hot
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holy poo poo someone else had this idea Dial-a-Dog posted:Came here because I saw this thread is thanks for your solidarity brother
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"People they cum together, people they fall apart" Ain't that the truth!
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I recently learned that you humans can surive for around 15 seconds in space without a suit. I thought you would just die instantly but I guess I've seen too many movies
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b-minus1 posted:I recently learned that you humans can surive for around 15 seconds in space without a suit. I thought you would just die instantly but I guess I've seen too many movies yeah you need a suit but you can last a few hours with just a sport coat and slacks
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b-minus1 posted:humans can surive for around 15 seconds in space without a suit. I don't need that long to get off, so could you point me to the nearest black hole, please?
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By this logic, there's a little in all of us. Is this true?
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i'm pretty sure that time can get really fuckin distorted when too close to something like a black hole. i saw it in a movie once.
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haha nice
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Ibogaine posted:I don't need that long to get off, so could you point me to the nearest black hole, please? follow your nose 
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they should of sent a poot
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if you shot a load in space would the newtonian counterreaction send you hurtling backwards?
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im gonna go gently caress the sun and find out brb
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:if you shot a load in space would the newtonian counterreaction send you hurtling backwards? Unless you simulatneously spit out, you should start spinning, too, since your dick is not centered in the middle of your body. But you don't have to worry either way: In space, all the roads lead directly to .
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Ibogaine posted:Unless you simulatneously spit out, you should start spinning, too, since your dick is not centered in the middle of your body. my dick is half way up my belly like a dog's
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trip report: the jizz release mechanism on my space suit failed to operate correctly and i couldnt stop jizzing so my space suit filled with jizz and i drowned in the jizz. i'm dead.
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luv 2 date boys posted:trip report: the jizz release mechanism on my space suit failed to operate correctly and i couldnt stop jizzing so my space suit filled with jizz and i drowned in the jizz. i'm dead. no, thats a normal feature
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luv 2 date boys posted:trip report: the jizz release mechanism on my space suit failed to operate correctly and i couldnt stop jizzing so my space suit filled with jizz and i drowned in the jizz. i'm dead. crap are you okay
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luv 2 date boys posted:trip report: the jizz release mechanism on my space suit failed to operate correctly and i couldnt stop jizzing so my space suit filled with jizz and i drowned in the jizz. i'm dead. if you die in space you go to hell im sorry
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Sounds like a sticky situation
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Hardawn posted:Sounds like a sticky situation hardawn please he had children
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:if you die in space you go to hell im sorry according to scientology if you die in space you get frozen and sent to earth by emperor Xenu. earth is space hell
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