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I'm just making this thread now so that in 8, 12, 16 or 20 years when Zuckerberg runs for president and wins, I can log back into this gay dead website and say I called it, because basically there's no way in hell that its not going to happen.
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I'm dead from the gas chamber
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Jan 20, 2017 23:21
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It's already happened OP dunno what year you think this is
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Jan 20, 2017 23:22
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Sanders could have been the first jewish president...
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Jan 20, 2017 23:22
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Is he even 35 yet
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Jan 20, 2017 23:23
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He's wants to be very badly but I will it let it happen
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Jan 20, 2017 23:25
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I will NOT let it happen
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Jan 20, 2017 23:25
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Blue Train posted:I will NOT let it happen
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Jan 20, 2017 23:27
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Quite honestly that seems not super unlikely and I'm looking forward to the leader of a major information network running for a government office. "Register now over FBVote to easily vote for the next president from the comfort of your home." Son of Rodney fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Jan 20, 2017 |
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Jan 20, 2017 23:29
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Theu should forcibly nationalize Facebook
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Jan 20, 2017 23:32
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The Ultimate Necropost 
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Jan 20, 2017 23:59
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it's more likely he'll just fund whichever moderate leftist is almost guaranteed to take back the white house if trump disappoints
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Jan 21, 2017 00:05
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but i was told by goons with insider knowledge and esteemed intellect that trump would never hand over the presidency
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Jan 21, 2017 00:06
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Trump will get us off this dying gay earth and will be emperor. Didn't you hear his speech?
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Jan 21, 2017 00:08
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I am a suckerberg for zuckerberg.
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Jan 21, 2017 00:08
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he's got no charisma op unlike trump
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Jan 21, 2017 00:08
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The rear end in a top hat medicine exec guy is gonna run against him.
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Jan 21, 2017 00:09
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nope we're all going to be human resources in corporate states in a few years
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Jan 21, 2017 00:11
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thats a rad dog OP!!! nice work OP!!!
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Jan 21, 2017 00:12
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Vote Zuckerberg or he'll repost messages you thought better of sending to your ex at 3am on your wall. Forever.
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Jan 21, 2017 00:29
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If he does I'm going to set a loving trash can on fire.
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Jan 21, 2017 00:29
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(((Mark Zuckerberg))) will never survive Trump's America
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Jan 21, 2017 00:35
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Having the DNC push him after failing to learn from their 2016 mistakes would be hilarious.
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Jan 21, 2017 00:44
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I think I bumped into him once, literally, while moving my car for street cleaning day
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Jan 21, 2017 04:52
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Hes too aloof, he'd make Al Gore look like John Candy
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Jan 21, 2017 05:23
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We must clone Roddy Piper now who else will wake us to remove the VR devices from our heads?
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Jan 21, 2017 05:32
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he controls the world from the shadows why would he want to step into the light
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Jan 21, 2017 05:44
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Why the devil would he want to be president? He's actually stupid rich.
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Jan 21, 2017 05:58
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gleebster posted:Why the devil would he want to be president? He's actually stupid rich. That didn't stop our current guy.
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Jan 21, 2017 06:21
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His Facebook feed over this past year has literally him been doing community outreach and having meetings/get togethers will police departments and poo poo. Dude is totally running for some sort of office in the next few years
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Jan 21, 2017 07:44
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mark zuckerberg is too busy using hundred-year-old laws to steal hawaiian lands atm to bother running for the presidency guve him another twenty years to get his atrocity portfolio in order
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Jan 21, 2017 07:48
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people have to like to to be president
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Jan 21, 2017 07:52
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If Trump is the PEETUS, will Zuck be the POOTUS?
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Jan 21, 2017 13:02
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Zuckerberg more like gently caress Her Burg.
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Jan 21, 2017 13:10
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better than trump
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Jan 21, 2017 13:13
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His name is Zuck and he's here to gently caress [up your country]
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Jan 21, 2017 13:25
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Zuckerberg's already been groomed and vetted for servicing homeland security and the FBI. Maybe he could go from FBI Director to President just like J. Edgar Hoover! People will be living in Trump tenements and Zuckerburgs
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Jan 21, 2017 14:08
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the nerds will be ecstatic to have one of their own in the white house
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Jan 21, 2017 14:22
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Chris Harrison from the bachelor will also probably be president sometime in the future
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trash person posted:His Facebook feed over this past year has literally him been doing community outreach and having meetings/get togethers will police departments and poo poo. Facebook court filings hint at possible political future for Mark Zuckerberg Lawsuit over extent of CEO’s control of company shows board voted to give him two-year leave if he serves ‘in a government position or office’ Mark Zuckerberg may intend to pursue government service while retaining control of Facebook, according to recently unsealed court filings in a case pitting the CEO against minority investors. The class-action lawsuit was first filed in late April, after Zuckerberg proposed a corporate shake-up that would dilute the voting power of shareholders – giving him “eternal control” of the company, in the words of the shareholders’ lawyers. Text messages excerpted in the court documents reveal that Zuckerberg and two board members discussed the CEO’s possible government service, and argued about how to present it to shareholders. Venture capitalist Marc Andreessen, one of the company’s most prominent investors, texted Zuckerberg in March to say that the “biggest issue” of the corporate proposal was “how to define the gov’t service thing without freaking out shareholders that you are losing commitment”.
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