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aha! another plankton falls to me, krill! master of the seas and top of the food chain i presume. tremble in fear, denizens of the oceans, for your master, krill, swims amongst you. and whats's this? it seems even the sun flees in fear, for it has grown so very dark. i also seem stuck in this strange, filter-like kelp. avast, ye scurvy kelp! you too will know krill's wrath |
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Look out krill there's a pod of blue whales coming in hot!!! |
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Jan 22, 2017 01:53
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well it took one million punches, but the kelp forest has been defeated. the cultivator of this hellscape, this "blue whale" lies dead. i thank the otherworldly voice for its advice, though it came too late. but no interaction with me, krill, dread master of the ocean, comes without a price. i shake my appendages menacingly at the void and give this warning to any who would hear Do Not Mess With Krill |
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Jan 22, 2017 02:17
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problematic hug posted:aha! another plankton falls to me, krill! master of the seas and top of the food chain i presume. tremble in fear, denizens of the oceans, for your master, krill, swims amongst you. I think you misspelled "kill" OP. problematic hug posted:"aha! another plankton falls to me, kill! master of the seas and top of the food chain i presume. tremble in fear, denizens of the oceans, for your master, kill, swims amongst you. Fixed it for you.
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Jan 22, 2017 02:18
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Uxzuigal posted:I think you misspelled "kill" OP. You Have Messed With Krill put one toe into this ocean, i dare ya. i will give you such a punching, you landloving air sucker! you cad of cads! you think you can just edit krill's posts on internet forums? i hope your will is in order, because here comes krill |
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Jan 22, 2017 02:32
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problematic hug posted:You Have Messed With Krill Dear Mr.Kill, I peed in your ocean. Sincerly yours, Uxzuigal
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Jan 22, 2017 02:40
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wait, that was you? i like your style, kid. ok i'll call off the punchening, but just this once |
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Jan 22, 2017 02:45
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i thought this was the krill subforum haha ok i'll see myself out |
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Jan 22, 2017 03:10
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this is the krillin subforum it happens all the time
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Jan 22, 2017 03:10
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a blue whale being slowly but systematically consumed by one hundred thousand krill
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Jan 22, 2017 04:09
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Jan 22, 2017 04:22
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now to take on that punk, Davie Jones. i stuff him in his locker like the nerd he is. but not before helping myself to his stuff. with all the gold and armaments of every sunken ship at my call, i am now the Richest and the Greatest. i punch my way onto the flying dutchmans control center mainframe and skywrite my name into the sky aka the second ocean K R I L L |
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Jan 22, 2017 04:48
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well now im becalmed in the sea of low posting. it's hard to punch one's way out of this one, but krill does not back down from a fight. i punch that post button, and the ship lurches forward. y'arr, perhaps i defeated my enemies too quickly. i know not who to fight. what say you, otherworldly voice guys? who deserves krill's wrath? |
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Jan 22, 2017 06:05
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I am the great krill. There must be no other. Anyone who even thinks about deserting this mission will be cut up into 198 pieces. Those pieces will be swimmed through until what is left can be used only to paint walls. Whoever takes one grain of plankton or one drop of water... more than their ration, will be locked up for 155 years. If I, Krill, want the fish to drop dead from the weeds... then the fish will drop dead from the weeds. I am the wrath of God. The ocean I pass will see me and tremble. But whoever follows me and the stream, will win untold riches. But whoever deserts... |
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Ominous Jazz posted:I am the great krill. There must be no other. Anyone who even thinks about deserting this mission will be cut up into 198 pieces. Those pieces will be swimmed through until what is left can be used only to paint walls. Whoever takes one grain of plankton or one drop of water... more than their ration, will be locked up for 155 years. If I, Krill, want the fish to drop dead from the weeds... then the fish will drop dead from the weeds. I am the wrath of God. The ocean I pass will see me and tremble. But whoever follows me and the stream, will win untold riches. But whoever deserts... well look who thinks he's billy bass badass over here. i'll be punching alright: keys on an old timey typewriter as i write a letter to my Expensive Lawyers regarding your trademark inringement. youre right about one thing though, there can be only one. highlander rules, bish. there isnt enough room in the ocean for two krill. avast! |
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Jan 22, 2017 07:14
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Decleration of Kill Krill: I hereby declear kill on the krill, it is my will that you be still, With my wrath and fury, I will kick your rear end to Canterbury, No hope for the krill, now it's time to kill, I drink you up, in my bitter swill, Because I am BYOB, and I wanna chill!
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Jan 22, 2017 16:10
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i once had to write about travelling to a geologic period of my choosing for a geology class i chose the Cambrian period cause its a fav and i have a p good mental image of what it looked like this minecraft vid is eerily similar to what i envisioned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYogy8yCFYY&t=307s |
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Jan 22, 2017 16:19
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Uxzuigal posted:Decleration of Kill Krill: *bathing in the haterade of his enemies voice* mm ah, yes. i love that iambic pentameter haiku shnizz. i snap my pincers for you, performer. |
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Jan 22, 2017 21:17
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problematic hug posted:*bathing in the haterade of his enemies voice* mm ah, yes. i love that iambic pentameter haiku shnizz. i snap my pincers for you, performer. Snap your pincers, pretend your your husk glinters, But murky waters are coming for you, Will you still stay true? Are you the king of the krill, imposing your will.. Or just a phony following the drill? I don't believe in nobody who cannot chill!
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Jan 22, 2017 22:54
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oh, is that how it is? well alright, im tired of playing krill la krill anyway. i formally retire, undefeated, the best, with all the wrestling belts. i have bested the aggro crag and entered the hidden temple without tokens and lived to tell the tale. i punched my way into history but now it is time for this krill... to chill |
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Jan 22, 2017 23:29
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BIRDCON 2017 posted:a blue whale being slowly but systematically consumed by one hundred thousand krill someone quote this and type krillin me slowly |
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Jan 22, 2017 23:32
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problematic hug posted:oh, is that how it is? well alright, im tired of playing krill la krill anyway. i formally retire, undefeated, the best, with all the wrestling belts. i have bested the aggro crag and entered the hidden temple without tokens and lived to tell the tale. i punched my way into history but now it is time for this krill... to chill I official announce you to be: the Chill Krill (please, this would be the best username - ever).
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Jan 23, 2017 03:02
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License to krill is definitely a classic, but I prefer nas's Krillmatic personally |
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Jan 23, 2017 03:29
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Ultra Spoot posted:License to krill is definitely a classic, but I prefer nas's Krillmatic personally Krill Bill Volume 2 was interesting, going to the origins, and ultimately the end of the Krill
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Jan 23, 2017 11:08
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Take a chill pill, Krill, and listen to the Ominous Jazz you are now hearing. You're going to literally destroy my skull with your madness to escape. Let me die first, please. Please don't reshape my skull anymore.
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Jan 23, 2017 16:18
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Krill was awesome, and is being put in cryo for future adventures where something this ferocious is required.
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Ominous Jazz posted:I am the great krill. There must be no other. Anyone who even thinks about deserting this mission will be cut up into 198 pieces. Those pieces will be swimmed through until what is left can be used only to paint walls. Whoever takes one grain of plankton or one drop of water... more than their ration, will be locked up for 155 years. If I, Krill, want the fish to drop dead from the weeds... then the fish will drop dead from the weeds. I am the wrath of God. The ocean I pass will see me and tremble. But whoever follows me and the stream, will win untold riches. But whoever deserts... Are you the Enigmatic Traplord? ---------------- |
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