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Even though elections were ruled unconstitutional in 2018 after the Number One Tricky Incident, Glorious Leader Donald Trump has bowed to the WILL OF THE PEOPLE and has decided to hold another one. Unusually, Glorious Leader has demanded that no insults be levied against his opponent, as well as the already-standing rule about not insulting Glorious Leader. THE CANDIDATES  Glorious Leader DONALD J TRUMP Winning by the greatest popular vote in history, Donald Trump has revitalized the economy and enjoys the support and love of every citizen, We are all familiar with his Love Agents touring the country to keep morale up, occasionally at gunpoint.  Mysterious Handsome Rogue DONALDO J TRUMPITO Appearing from nowhere, this Mexican immigrant has taken the populace by storm. Even the famously-loyal Love Agents have been swayed by his incredible charisma and Glorious Leader himself has admitted that he finds his opponent "incredibly handsome and large-handed" and has even offered to make a political marriage between his lovely daughter and this dashing foreigner.  Jeb! who?
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Hodgepodge posted:The Trumpstaffel is on the watch for voter fraud, and will be monitoring our ballots for sufficient patriotism. i hear they've already made sure to keep the California Magaprison from voting, good first steps
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the black husserl posted:*cautiously pushes tent flap aside* "you're a hard man to find, Jeb!." the gruff general said to the darkness of the woodland cabin, putting unnecessary emphasis on the last word "not hard enough" replied Jeb!, emerging from the shadows still somehow dressed in the same stupid loving campaign outfit
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