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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
If you really want to pick your nose I can't stop you.

There's a very good chance you'll never get caught even once for speeding.

Nice guys finish last, and some get really, really salty about it.

Politicians don't care about you.

Lowtax's spaceships are probably going to be in black and white.

I'm probably going to eat a 6 hour somewhere in this thread.

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Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
It actually IS the size of the boat :ohdear:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
bush did 9/11

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
If you're an American and you're not fat, you are in the minority.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

mods knew

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the dinosaurs in jurassic park were autoerotic the entire time

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Peanut butter isn't butter

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Those under-inflated footballs had absolutely no impact on that game, or the Patriots' season in general.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Kids in the hall was overrated and sucked

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
The Wii was the best console in its generation

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

You can take some wooden nickels, look for Mr. Goodbar, and get your motor working now.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The OPs mom isn't that great of a lay

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Universe Master posted:

Peanut butter isn't butter

Please don't troll

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Ops mom clogs the toilet every time

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
The same handful of posters post in gbs around the clock day in day out and we all unbelievably suck

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Donald Trump is a better president than any of us would be

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
The best movie of the 1980s, nay, EVER, was Transformers: The Movie (1986)

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

your cat doesn't like you, thinks you're a big hairless cat
your dog doesn't like you either

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
it's fun to talk about eating the rich and booting out crooked politicians, but we're no different.

Given the same chances/opportunities we'd act the same. We're a collection of greedy self-serving hairless monkeys.





Well not me, and not you, but, you know, other people would.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

titties are nice and fun

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
fat people really are lazier and 99.9% of them that claim it's metabolism or genetics are just ingesting a flood of calories while expending none of them

almost there
Sep 13, 2016

Space Crabs posted:

fat people really are lazier and 99.9% of them that claim it's metabolism or genetics are just ingesting a flood of calories while expending none of them

ppl binge on food b/c they're exploited by a system that doesnt value them and leaves them suicidal and lonely

i met a fat dude once and that's what he said

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
suicide is good

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

Space Crabs posted:

fat people really are lazier and 99.9% of them that claim it's metabolism or genetics are just ingesting a flood of calories while expending none of them

Checks out, ultrafat here.

Here's my truth: nothing I can say or do will matter in the long run.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
My cat is the best cat better than all of your cats

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
there is never going to be a wiki about you

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

there is never going to be a wiki about you

Some truths hurt more than others.:qq:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
If you signed up for 6 figure college debt for a career that pays 5 figures, you are an idiot.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
the outcome in professional wrestling is predetermined

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Space Crabs posted:

fat people really are lazier and 99.9% of them that claim it's metabolism or genetics are just ingesting a flood of calories while expending none of them

hard truth: compulsive self-destructive behavior is literally a mental illness and triumphantly announcing it is not is just mental masturbation

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i can stop anytime i want to

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
it's not your fault

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The Holocaust was good for Europe.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
nazis should be punched in the goddamn face

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Twinks are superior to women

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Professor SJW posted:

nazis should be punched in the goddamn face

Archer666 posted:

Twinks are superior to women

Universe Master posted:

titties are nice and fun

Kuato posted:

The best movie of the 1980s, nay, EVER, was Transformers: The Movie (1986)

this thread is full of truth-telling

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Weed is actually bad for you.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
OMGVBFLOL is probably a handsome stud irl

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TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

OMGVBFLOL posted:

this thread is full of truth-telling

None of these are hard truths just regular truths and natural law (nazi punching)

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