If you were stuck in an elevator, how long would you try to hold your pee?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > If you were stuck in an elevator, how long would you try to hold your pee?

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

Bareback Werewolf posted:

If I ever got stuck in an elevator I would start pissing immediately and uncontrollably.

Same. Glad we're not alone out there, Bareback Werewolf.

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Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

Lareine posted:

It wouldn't be a problem because I would've peed in the elevator before it got stuck.

This is actually a pretty good idea. If you pissed in the elevator after it got stuck, everyone stuck with you would say "Great, now we have the rancid smell of PISS to deal with on top of being stuck in this elevator!" But pissing beforehand, they would forget about the guy that just randomly pissed in the elevator, because now they have to deal with a stuck elevator.

Brilliant.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 04:17

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